badassmafuka Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 Whatcha lookin at you pumpkin pie hair cutted freak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeys24 Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 "wait so your name is Gay Focker?" -Meet the Parents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 Why am i so nervous?I am excited, but nervous, excited but nerverous.the last time i went to a party was at ChuckE.Cheese.You want to talk about a good time.--10 things i hate about you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 Originally posted by joeys24 "wait so your name is Gay Focker?" -Meet the Parents :laugh: Classic!FOCKER!!!!! ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allishara Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 "DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMIN OUT OF MY MOUUUF?!?!?!?" - Rush Hour"Latrine - thats an unusual name..""I changed it in the 19th Century..""Oh really?.....""Yeah, used to be shit house."- Robin Hood, Men In Tights"How about you sideburns, you want some of this milk?""I'd rather have a beer"- Billy Madison"Finkel and Einhorn - Finkel and Einhorn - Finkel and Einhorn""LACES OUT DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"- Ace Ventura Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 Originally posted by incredulous Why am i so nervous?I am excited, but nervous, excited but nerverous.the last time i went to a party was at ChuckE.Cheese.You want to talk about a good time.--10 things i hate about you "my insurance doesn't cover your PMS" And I'll get to sleep at night. The deep slumber of a father whose daughters aren't out being impregnated. This morning I delivered a set of twins to a 15 year old girl. You know what she said to me?Bianca: I'm a crack whore who should have made her skeezy boyfriend where a condom? I know you can be underwhelmed, and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be, like, whelmed?Bianca: I think you can in Europe. I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 5 Author Report Share Posted December 5 Originally posted by misk "my insurance doesn't cover your PMS" And I'll get to sleep at night. The deep slumber of a father whose daughters aren't out being impregnated. This morning I delivered a set of twins to a 15 year old girl. You know what she said to me?Bianca: I'm a crack whore who should have made her skeezy boyfriend where a condom? I know you can be underwhelmed, and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be, like, whelmed?Bianca: I think you can in Europe. I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls. :laugh: the best is when the guy comes to pick up kat, and bianca is wearing "the belly" and he's like "Who knocked up your sister?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 Originally posted by mystify82281 :laugh: the best is when the guy comes to pick up kat, and bianca is wearing "the belly" and he's like "Who knocked up your sister?" ..i LOVE that movie..."...those dawson's river kids!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 5 Author Report Share Posted December 5 can't remember the whole line but....something like:"....so you can get jiggy with some guy, i don't care how dope his ride is...." I have this movie, too... I'm getting in the mood to watch it later I think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING......"he just flew in for a few hours to uuhhh.......to uhhh...FUCK ME!?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalaman Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 "hey Guido...AOH! well give you one more chance cause your drunk, whats your favortie baseball team?...Boston redsox.. "(commense beating with trash can) go back to Fenway you faggot!"Summer of SamDo you know how fast i caugt you going? Uh well I got a 440 hemi magnum in here with nitrous so lets just say i can catch a hot chick in a Ferrari, uhh but id say 70 TOPS, 7! 7 miles an hour, and normally when i pull people over they pull to the SIDE of the roadShut up you raving physco! Hes wanted in Nevada for bangin horses and butching a thousand chickens, well could you take him though this state faster then 7 miles an hour"Black sheepwait honera wha? honera who?email me, freaksInACage.com"Dude wheres my carLets see, i sped i followed too closely,m i changed lanes at the intersection, i failed to yeild at a crosswalk, i changed lanes without signling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!Liar LiarToo many from gatfater but the one with Luca Bratsi comes to mindAnd too many to quote from my own personal movie Saturday Night Feaver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehype Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 "MR NESS, We don't approve of your methods""oh yea?!?, well you ain't from CHICAGO""whats the matter, Can't you talk wit a gun in your mouth" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 Originally posted by lalaman Do you know how fast i caugt you going? Uh well I got a 440 hemi magnum in here with nitrous so lets just say i can catch a hot chick in a Ferrari, uhh but id say 70 TOPS, 7! 7 miles an hour, and normally when i pull people over they pull to the SIDE of the roadthat is a great onewhats the score?zero, zero.who is winning???the bears----Ferris Buller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 Originally posted by incredulous Originally posted by lalaman Do you know how fast i caugt you going? Uh well I got a 440 hemi magnum in here with nitrous so lets just say i can catch a hot chick in a Ferrari, uhh but id say 70 TOPS, 7! 7 miles an hour, and normally when i pull people over they pull to the SIDE of the roadHA ha :laugh: Chris Farley....black sheep right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 Originally posted by hunnie818 Originally posted by incredulous Originally posted by lalaman Do you know how fast i caugt you going? Uh well I got a 440 hemi magnum in here with nitrous so lets just say i can catch a hot chick in a Ferrari, uhh but id say 70 TOPS, 7! 7 miles an hour, and normally when i pull people over they pull to the SIDE of the roadHA ha :laugh: Chris Farley....black sheep right? yeah:bounce: :bounce: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dknybabe2929 Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 Chris Rock - Bigger and Blacker - "...You know ANYWHERE you are in America if you on Martin Luther King Boulevard theres some SHIT goin down""...You friend calls you, my car broke down, wher? MLK? RUN RUN THE MEDIAS THERE" :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfcraz01 Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 "Don't kill me, i got a girlfriend , i got a wife on the side...""OOH Shit! say something else, say another god damn word and this shit is OVER!"PINKY. NEXT FRIDAY"Why dont yo climb up that pole and take a nicy steamy piss on the power lines""come on my little p#ssy fart"JIM CARREY. ME MYSELF AND IRENE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 Originally posted by sfcraz01 ....HOLY FUCK!....do my eyes decieve me!!!....... ...hellloooooo there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeys24 Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 "i havent seen devastation of this magnitude since the great chipmunk fire of '79" - Biodome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehype Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 "SO LET ME IN THE FUCKINGG HOUSE ""Now i popped both your cheeries"those 2 are from FEAR"Someone once said, if its secret and elite, then it can't be good"the SKULLS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 6 Author Report Share Posted December 6 Fear kicks ass -- Good quotes hype Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 HERCULES HERCULES----nutty prof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 Mrs. Sugarman: Oh, did I ever tell you the time, when my late husband sent me...Sebastian: Yes, you already did, Mrs. Sugarman.Mrs. Sugarman: Oh, I did?Sebastian: Right after we played backgammon, Mrs. Sugarman.Mrs. Sugarman: Oh! We played backgammon?Sebastian: Uh huh. You beat me three times.Mrs. Sugarman: I did?Sebastian: Yup. Then I fucked your daughter.Mrs. Sugarman: Excuse me?Sebastian: I said, would you care for some water?Mrs. Sugarman: No, thank you."...e-mail is for nerds and pedophiles" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehype Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 "Death By Stereo".... Lost Boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 6 Author Report Share Posted December 6 ............"I WANNA FUCK!!!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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