incredulous Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 Originally posted by mystify82281 ............"I WANNA FUCK!!!!!!!" oh yeah:bootysha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 How are they going to learn if they cant even fit into the building???----Derek Zoolander Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 6 Author Report Share Posted December 6 Clueless...."Why should I even be taking advice from you... You're a virgin who can't drive!""Daddy this is my new friend Ty..... GET OUT OF MY CHAIR!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 Originally posted by mystify82281 "Daddy this is my new friend Ty..... GET OUT OF MY CHAIR!" ...that is the best part of the movie!!!!!!!!!!..."shopping with dr. suess?"....."at least i didnt skin a collie for my back pack!"..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LatinaZee Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 "Dont just stare at it.....Eat it!!" - American Psycho"Puff Puff Give Mother fucker" - Friday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 6 Author Report Share Posted December 6 Clueless.........."After that Dee's virginity went from technical to nonexistant...."-Cher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LatinaZee Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 "Im sailing.....IM SAILINGGGGGGGGG" - WHAT ABOUT BOB"BABY STEPS, BABY STEP" - WHAT ABOUT BOB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 "got a joint mannnnnnnn, Be a lot cooler if you did" I just wanna dance............. - Dazed & Confused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 6 Author Report Share Posted December 6 Another Clueless line:"I want to do something good for mankind" -Cher"How about sterilization?" -JoshThe Sweetest Thing:"What's up with you?" "Nothing..... what's up with you?""Nothing.......what's up with you?""Nothing........what's up with you?" ETC ETC ETC I luv that part in the bar hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babyfacewrior Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 i dont care what anyone says Next Friday was funny as shit and i think Mike Epps is funnier than Chris Tucker anywayNEXT FRIDAY-- talking about baby D to ice cube" You dont even know about Baby D....she be snoring aint even sleeping...talking bout awwwwhhhhhh...haawwwww.....that fat bitch know about all the snacks ....them year 2000 snacks.....she be like ......yo Dayday...they got a cupcake.....you bite into that shit and cream filling shoot all up in your mouth..............and Glitter" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepulse Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 Well I have to give credit where credit is due, I saw this guy in Saving Private Ryan for the first time and said, this guy is good and has a great voice, now he is the new action hero of the moment.Great Scene in KnockAround Guys, when Vin Diesel Kicks the shit out of the hillbilly.Starts outVD: 500Hillbilly:500 What DooshbagVD: 500 fights. Thats the number I figured when I was little.500 streetfight and you can consider yourself a legitimate toughguy.You need them for experience..to develop leather skin.So I got started....Of course along the way you start thinking about being tough and all that, It stops being the point.But Then, After- You realize that what you are.Hillbilly: Look man, I got no problem with you, allright?VD: I tell you, you learn alot of things on the way to 500, None more important than this....Then VD houses the hillbilly.Definitely a classic scene, especially if you hate hillbillies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 From the movie " Boss of Bosses " "......for every extremely beautiful girl that you want, there's a guy who's tired of banging her..."LMAO...funny stuff...nearly split my sides on that one..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dknybabe2929 Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 Tom Cruise in Risky Business - " Sometimes you just gotta say, WHAT THE FUCK?!"" Looks like the University of Illinois!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehype Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 America History X"BITE THE CURB" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 Originally posted by thehype America History X"BITE THE CURB" You found that funny?..wow, I'm scared to ask what creeps you out. Just ma opinion,..dont make it rite:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 9 Author Report Share Posted December 9 Originally posted by thehype America History X"BITE THE CURB" thehype i'm disappointed in you, that part was horrible!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 -Does this shirt make me look gay????-NOOOO_what about now???---scary movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 "I was on this ship with 800 lesbians… we can't get off… so much drama. 'Were you looking at her or her or her or her or her or her or her or her or her or her or her or her? Well were you?" – [Margaret Cho from I'm The One That I Want]"It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out." – [Matt LeBlanc]"Ugh, turkey. Ugh, giving thanks. Ugh! –Look, everyone, it's the Spirit of Thanksgiving!" – [Matthew Perry and Lisa Kudrow]"I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!'"and the short version: "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" – [Peter Finch from Ne Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out." – [Matt LeBlanc]"Ugh, turkey. Ugh, giving thanks. Ugh! –Look, everyone, it's the Spirit of Thanksgiving!" – [Matthew Perry and Lisa Kudrow]"I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!'"and the short version: "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" – [Peter Finch from Network] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 "...we seem to have backtracked here......" "Noooo, we still are goin away together !" " Whats' so fresh that every time I turn around, that girl is here?" "No ! She just stopped by so I could pay her before I left !" "What does she do?" "I would be compromising her to say" "Tommy !!...you are going away together!!" "Tomorrow, I'm gonna put the painting back, and we'll be free of it all.." "You never thought of me as a fool before.....with all in life with a leap of faith...how can I ever trust you?... "I'm not gonna ask that...!! "My trust..isnt that what you wanted?......... By the way folks, I still think, "The Thomas Crown Affair" is still the best movie I saw in the last three years.....love comes from the most weird places.... ~You never know what you have, till it flies away~ just ma opinion....dont make it rite:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCHOOPA2u Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 i was watching "bachelor party" yesterday and it funny when the geeky guy is looking for hookers for the party and they say talk to the pimp ... when he gets to the pimp its an indian and he says "your a pimp !?!?!?!?! you look like ghandi !! " that part is funny as hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehype Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Adventures of Ford Fairlane..."you're that guy, the private eye""you're the poet and didn't know it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 sorry if anyone already had this one(too many pages to go look)I eat SHIT like you for breakfest.You eat shit for breakfest???--happy gilmore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeys24 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 "ever watch scent of a woman.......ON WEED?" - half baked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by incredulous sorry if anyone already had this one(too many pages to go look)I eat SHIT like you for breakfest.You eat shit for breakfest???--happy gilmore LOL...thats a good one..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by joeys24 "ever watch scent of a woman.......ON WEED?" - half baked that is a great one thanks magellanmax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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