piro8 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 You ungrateful little he-bitch -Deuce Bigalow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by bknucklez25 Me Myself and Irene-Hey Charlie, you ever realize that your kids have kin dof a tan all year round?"-Well, uh, my grandmother was half Italian, so...."-Uh-huh, well that would explain why the water kind of beads off their hair.-Hey Tom, these are my kids your talkin about.-Oh come on Charlie! Their dicks are bigger than the sausages!!!" LOL...that was one hell of a convo,...I still get stitches thinkin 'bout it......nice one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericone Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 "Screwed 3 chickens and a beagle, I'm takin' him back to nevada where he's wanted for bangin' horses"-black sheep"Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!???"-Big Lebowski"I'm a mog - half man, half dog...im my own best friend."-space ballsi got a million more but alot have been mentioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by thehype "A family member dies and you insult me, what the hell is the matter wit you""Mr. Fromen, this Sgt. Peterson, Chicago Police" ..i love ferris bueller.....matthew broderick is quite the cutie........i like when mr rooney is in the house and the sister gets on the intercom..."...whoever is in my house i'd like to inform u i just called the police...so if u have any brains whatsoever u will leave.....i'd ALSO like to add i have my father's gun and a SCORTCHING case of herpes!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by mystify82281 Some of the best ! Don't forget.........."You know.... they say statistically you're more likely to die on your way to the airport.....""lloyd, could you keep your eyes on the road?....."good thinking, there's a lot of bad drivers out there...." :laugh: "...mary....i desperately wanna make love to a school boy!"..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 11 Author Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by misk "...mary....i desperately wanna make love to a school boy!"..... "his head fell off........ yeah he was pretty old" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeys24 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 "we got this one kid mongo, he's got a forehead on him like a drive-in movie theater" - Something about Mary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Sera: .............. You can fuck me in the ass, you can cum on my face....Just keep it out of my hair, I just washed it........(Elizabeth Shue..."Leaving Las Vegas") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 They're either married or gay. And if they're not gay, they've just broken up with the most wonderful woman in the world, or they've just broken up with a bitch who looks exactly like me. They're in transition from a monogamous relationship and they need more space. Or they're tired of space, but they just can't commit. Or they want to commit, but they're afraid to get close. They want to get close, you don't want to get near them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 ..."Put the coffee down !!!! Coffee is for closers!!"....".You think you are a nice guy?...Fuck you !! Then Go home and play with your kids!!"...."We've added a new twist to this years contest,....Prize #1: You win a Cadillac Eldorado ! Prize #2: You win a set of steak knives!"" Anyone wanna know third prize?"..."Third prize is, you are FIRED"!!!"You need a set of brass balls to succeed in this business. And you need to know your ABCs- Always Be Closing !!"(Alec Baldwin...in "Glengarry Glen Ross) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solargirl Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 who does it happen for..um..ciderfuckinrella.....pretty woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djprime Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 OH YEA! LET ME BUST A NUT IF YOUR EYE!!!!!MY NEW MOVIE COMING OUT ON "PRIME POONTANG" MOVIES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bonsolidd Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Originally posted by djprime OH YEA! LET ME BUST A NUT IF YOUR EYE!!!!!MY NEW MOVIE COMING OUT ON "PRIME POONTANG" MOVIES "cap you're in the asshole of hell........" apocalypse now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtav13 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. - Marla Singer, Fight Club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtav13 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Immigration Officer: Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy, eatin' pussy? Tony Montana: How'm I gonna get a scar like that eating pussy? - Scarface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefunkphenom Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 "Just because I dance around the house in my underwear, it doesnt' make me Madonna"...........Working Girl............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piro8 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Tow Truck Driver: "Hi, can I help you."Girl: "Yes, I've a got a flat."Tow Truck Driver: "Need a tow?"Girl: "From you?? Don't mind if you do."<porn music> "tssss, tssss, chica chica, wernit, chica chica wernit, tsssss, beenear, beaner, bernit"- (insert Porn Flick title here) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Originally posted by piro8 Tow Truck Driver: "Hi, can I help you."Girl: "Yes, I've a got a flat."Tow Truck Driver: "Need a tow?"Girl: "From you?? Don't mind if you do."<porn music> "tssss, tssss, chica chica, wernit, chica chica wernit, tsssss, beenear, beaner, bernit"- (insert Porn Flick title here) :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehype Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Originally posted by thehype America History X"BITE THE CURB" "you see what this means...it means, NOT WELCOME" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 " da two yute's" my cousin vinny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piro8 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Nurse: "Excuse me doctor, I'm your new nurse."Doctor: "Well, well, did you go through the office policy handbook."Nurse: "I was hoping you would go through the policies with me."Doctor: "Umm, Secretary Jones, hold all my calls please, thank you. Now where were we?"<porn music> "deeeer neeeer neeeer neernit, beeeeeer neeeer neeeer nit, tssss tsssss, chica chica neeer neeer"- (insert another Porn Flick here) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotshit Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Hey Tommy! You gonna take that shit from this punk??? -------------Jimmy to Tommy D in Goodfellas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carguy19 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Take the blue pill the story ends you wake up in your bed and forget this all happened, You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland and I show you how far down the rabbithole goes.Morphius in Matrix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Originally posted by carguy19 Take the blue pill the story ends you wake up in your bed and forget this all happened, You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland and I show you how far down the rabbithole goes.Morphius in Matrix im still convinced that was E he was takin and the whole movie was just a nice roll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Originally posted by piro8 Nurse: "Excuse me doctor, I'm your new nurse."Doctor: "Well, well, did you go through the office policy handbook."Nurse: "I was hoping you would go through the policies with me."Doctor: "Umm, Secretary Jones, hold all my calls please, thank you. Now where were we?"<porn music> "deeeer neeeer neeeer neernit, beeeeeer neeeer neeeer nit, tssss tsssss, chica chica neeer neeer"- (insert another Porn Flick here) :laugh: You kill me!.....soooo funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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