roddigga Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 LAST NIGHT ME THE BUS AND DEIZEL, WERE CHEWING ON DOG BISCUITS, WORKING OUR CHESTS AND REFLECTING ON OURSELVES!!!WE ARE SOO PROUD TO BE ON CP, AND TO BE WELCOMED TO YOUR'S AND OUR FAMILY. WE 1ST JUMPED ON THE CLUB SCENE A WHILE BACK BUT THIS CP THING IS JUST SOO NEW TO US, BUT YET OUR HEARTS FEEL SO CLOSE TO SO MANY AND ALL OF YOU!!!! NOTHING BEATS STANDING AT A BAR AND SEEING THE EYES ON A YOUNG BUCK STAIRING AT YOU FROM ACROSS THE BAR, BACK IN THE DAY ME AND MY MEATHEAD FRIENDS WHOULD NOT GIVE THIS BUCK A CHANCE TO SPEAK......WHAT WE HAVE DONE BEFORE CP IS DRAGGED HIM OUTSIDE BY HIS TIGHTY WIGHTIES AND BEAT HIS HEAD IN W/ HIS OWN BELT...............NOW SINCE CP, I LOOK AT THIS YOUNG BUCK AND SMILE AND ASK THOSE MAGIC WORD, "HEY PAL ARE YOU ON CP" AND THE RESPONSE IS ALWAYS SO ENERGETIC AND EMOTIONAL "YES RODDIGGA I AM!!!" I CAN NOT EXPLAIN IT BUT IT JUST GETS ME TEARY EYED, HOW SOME OF THESE TOOLS THINK THAT WE ARE STILL BEHIND OUR KEYBOARDS!!!! LISTEN DORK WE'RE AT A CLUB NOW NO NEED TO PRETEND WE ARE STILL BEHIND THE COMPUTER PAL.........SORRY THAT WAS THE OLD RODDIGGA.........BUT WHAT WE ARE TYRING TO SAY IS THAT WE WOULD LIKE TO OPEN OUR ARMS AND GIVE ALL OF YOU A BIG HUGTHIS IS A GROUP HUG SO COMBAYA AND PASS THIS ON TO A CP MEMBERI AM SENDING MY CP HUG TO YOU SHORTBUS!!!! NOW IT IS YOUR JOB TO PASS IT DOWN TO SOMEONE ELSE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LatinaZee Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 GROUP HUG THIS BABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehype Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 yo rod, go hug yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 I send my plutonic CP hug to Tempkid...His mother definately didnt hold him enough as a baby....No need to break anyone's teef bro...We are all just one big happy CP family..My CP girly hug goes out to that special CP Chica....Dondeizel....I love ya bro-gina.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 can I get an ass pinch as well.........also, roddigga what about a CP retreat so we can all share stories by a campfire and tell each other how lovely we are.....I will start it first......shortbus you are a wonderful human being and it has been a splendid pleasure for you to be my buddy......my cp buddy......today...December 10th should be labled....."tell another cp member how great they are day" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tempkid Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus I send my plutonic CP hug to Tempkid...His mother definately didnt hold him enough as a baby....No need to break anyone's teef bro...We are all just one big happy CP family..My CP girly hug goes out to that special CP Chica....Dondeizel....I love ya bro-gina.... Thanks man. I owe you a drink for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Group Hug what?I think you have this site confused with Gayplanet.com lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Great idea Dave...Three gold stars and a pinch back for creativity.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Gayplane....... WTF!!!!!!ROD... YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS THE SITE TO PICK UP HOT MAN CHICKEN~!!!!!!You fuckin idiot....These guys are all heterosexual.....No wonder they dont like us!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus Gayplane....... WTF!!!!!!ROD... YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS THE SITE TO PICK UP HOT MAN CHICKEN~!!!!!!You fuckin idiot....These guys are all heterosexual.....No wonder they dont like us!!!! damn hahahh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Group hug to all my freaks, geeks and weirdos! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted December 10 Author Report Share Posted December 10 BUT BUS, REMEMBER IT IS OUR JOB TO KEEP IT REAL DUDE, WE HAVE TO BE NICE SO CAN BE INVITED TO ALL THE CP HANGOUT SPOTS.........WE CAN NOT THREATEN OUR WAY TO CP HANGOUT SPOT #2-5WE HAVE ALREADY BEEN BANNED FROM CP HANGOUT SPOT #1 REMEMBER DUDE!!!I WAS AT METRO ON FRI. AND SAW A COUPLE MEMBERS DOING THE HANDSHAKE, I TRIED TO SEE WHAT IT WAS BUT THEY NUBBED ME AWAY AND SAID SORRY ROOKIE IT'S ONLY FOR THE OLD SKOOL PEOPLE!!!! SO I DID MY SHOT AND SHAKED MY RUMP!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somegirl24 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Rod I gave you a hug this morning when i saw you in the elevator..sorry but there is not enough of me to go around...and if you ever spit your power bars down into my cleveage again..i will have no shame in kicking you where the sun don't shine!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LatinaZee Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 HUG ME WHEN YOU SEE ME AT SHOOTERS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Dont worry Hunnie...I will personally CP bitch slap the next one that tries to keep us out or criticise us for bein a newbie....Takeover 2003 has begun....Digga, Dave, and the Bus have begun spring cleaning early this year.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dieselkid76 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus Gayplane....... WTF!!!!!!ROD... YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS THE SITE TO PICK UP HOT MAN CHICKEN~!!!!!!You fuckin idiot....These guys are all heterosexual.....No wonder they dont like us!!!! What is this shit. you were all working out in a Gym together.... hugging each other. Sounds pretty GAY to me.You must all belong to a pound me in the A$$ gym. All meatheads with nuthuggers on.LOSERS!!!Shortbus... You have to be the leader... never seen a gayer man with hair.... what the bald look made gayer?!?!?DIESEL!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Attention all CP members......at the Metro New Years Eve Party there will be a "hugging section"....where you pay a dollar and get to hug a CP member.....all proceeds will go to the "Adopt a Meathead Foundation".......where you will supply a meathead will enough supplements for one year!!!.......also, at the end of the night there will be a CP hug off...where you have to hug as many members in CP by the time the ball drops........I cant wait!!!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Dieselkid...I am still upset that we have not formally been introduced.....I cannot wait to initiate you into the CP Manbitch of the month club....You definately take the award for having the biggest mouth and no balls to back it up with bro....I like your critical attitude and harsh replies though...Hell, you can come over and fuck anyone of my manbitches till they bleed....I believe Mr Rodigga and Myself will be handing out pamphlet's and spreading the good word at Metro this Friday...Hope to see you out there.....You know who I am be-oche... have some fuckin balls and come introduce yourself instead of callin me out and hidn behind a fuckin boardname...You will recieve the festive CP facial slap directely after introductions...Holla back my hot little man chicken!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted December 10 Author Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by somegirl24 Rod I gave you a hug this morning when i saw you in the elevator..sorry but there is not enough of me to go around...and if you ever spit your power bars down into my cleveage again..i will have no shame in kicking you where the sun don't shine!!!! THE SUN IS SHINING NOW!!! BATHROOM 9TH FLOOR, 10 MINUTES...........I NEED MY PROTEIN BAR BACK!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Somegirl....I will not be ignored....You have not fulfilled my request to add your picture to our CP Spank Bank photo collection...Please have one provided prior to our introduction at Metro on Friday...Holla my name in a high C bee-oche!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted December 10 Author Report Share Posted December 10 DEISEL26 IT IS IMPORTANT THAT WE DO NOT GET TO OUT OF HAND HERE..........ALL WE WANT IS TO BE ACCEPTED INTO THE ELITE GROUP AND LEARN THE SECRET HANDSHAKE..........WE ALL HAVE OUR OWN CP CHICKENS HEADS SO IT IS NOT A SORRY ATTEMPT AT SOME ASS.........IT IS JUST WE WANT EVERYONE TO HAVE THAT SAME FEELING OF TELLING SOMEONE AT A CLUB THAT YOU ARE "ON CLUBPLANET"IT IS ALSO OUR ATTEMPT TO LESSEN THE AMOUNT OF BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR........................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericone Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by roddigga DEISEL26 IT IS IMPORTANT THAT WE DO NOT GET TO OUT OF HAND HERE..........ALL WE WANT IS TO BE ACCEPTED INTO THE ELITE GROUP AND LEARN THE SECRET HANDSHAKE..........WE ALL HAVE OUR OWN CP CHICKENS HEADS SO IT IS NOT A SORRY ATTEMPT AT SOME ASS.........IT IS JUST WE WANT EVERYONE TO HAVE THAT SAME FEELING OF TELLING SOMEONE AT A CLUB THAT YOU ARE "ON CLUBPLANET"IT IS ALSO OUR ATTEMPT TO LESSEN THE AMOUNT OF BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR........................... rod the key to fitting in when out with other CPers, you must recall, is beginning sentences like:"hey, did you read when i posted about...."or"hahaha, did u check out Cp today, i cant believe the nerve...!!"or any other reference to what goes on the internet messageboardlets all get together with our internet friends and talk about....YOU GUESSED IT...THE INTERNET!!!....because why talk about other things when you can sit home all day and post and then get to talk to the people ABOUT those posts, rather than talk about serious, normal people topics like rockclimbing, the iron chef and archery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by ericone rod the key to fitting in when out with other CPers, you must recall, is beginning sentences like:"hey, did you read when i posted about...."or"hahaha, did u check out Cp today, i cant believe the nerve...!!"or any other reference to what goes on the internet messageboardlets all get together with our internet friends and talk about....YOU GUESSED IT...THE INTERNET!!!....because why talk about other things when you can sit home all day and post and then get to talk to the people ABOUT those posts, rather than talk about serious, normal people topics like rockclimbing, the iron chef and archery I did'nt talk about the board when you finally removed the bag from my head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 We have to remember one thing though kids....Be careful to make sure that the subject content of your post is directly related to the thread you are posting under...such as... Drama.. any type of drama, conflict or spat must be posted on the drame thread only.....There is a zero tolerance policy for posting information not directly related to the thread....Any such actions will get you publicly remanded, and you will be required to apologize... (on the apology thread of course!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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