njdionysus Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 I've been a good boy all year, well not really but Santa can you bring me one of these for Christmas? The perfect woman, she doesn't talk and she comes with a warranty! What more can you ask for? This is the funniest thing I've ever seen and she can be yours for only $5749.00 at http://www.realdoll.com - includes all three entries! Body 3, 5, 6, and body 7 models are an additional $250.00. Order yours now in time for Christmas! You can customize your own woman right down to the fingernail color, eye liner color and pubic hair style. This f'n doll looks too real! I wonder if they'd card her at Deko? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tunnelbandit Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 I'd fuck that plastic dame silly:aright: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrycxtacy Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 thats the funniest shit ive seen in awhile!!! what people woudl do to make a fast buck these days. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCHOOPA2u Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 I BET ALOT OF PEOPLE BUY THEM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrycxtacy Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 Originally posted by djchoopa I BET ALOT OF PEOPLE BUY THEM haha i bet!! you gotta be reeeeaaal desprate to buy one of those.. especially for 5 grand! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imnakedritenow Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 There's one for the girls too....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 Originally posted by njdionysus I'd really enjoy getting home after a bad day of work so I can beat the shit out of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 that just really freaked me out.... who would buy that?!?!?! there are some sick people in this world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdionysus Posted December 17 Author Report Share Posted December 17 Originally posted by mystify82281 that just really freaked me out.... who would buy that?!?!?! there are some sick people in this world Myst not everyone is lucky enough to have a cute girl like you waiting for them at home, so the real doll is the next best thing I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 njnjdionsys didnt yu just tell me yu got new tan leather couches like the ones in the pics :laugh: at least a real doll dont talk back and doesnt care if you watch football all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdionysus Posted December 18 Author Report Share Posted December 18 Originally posted by doubleplay1970 njnjdionsys didnt yu just tell me yu got new tan leather couches like the ones in the pics :laugh: Nice try but this post goes out to you, so you can finally get a real girlfriend! You might want to buy a couple of the guys too, so you can have some friends to go out to Factory with! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trewguy Posted December 18 Report Share Posted December 18 i knew about those things howard stern tested1 out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted December 18 Report Share Posted December 18 Originally posted by njdionysus Nice try but this post goes out to you, so you can finally get a real girlfriend! You might want to buy a couple of the guys too, so you can have some friends to go out to Factory with! when i find a nice one then maybe but at least i dont have to look for pics on the net and say shes from canada. as far as factory i see all my factory friends on wed nights. just too old to go running around until 10 am their wives and shit would kill them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetropeprod Posted December 18 Report Share Posted December 18 Originally posted by djchoopa I BET ALOT OF PEOPLE BUY THEM Now all they have to do is make one that cooks and cleans and I'm set! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdionysus Posted December 18 Author Report Share Posted December 18 Originally posted by velvetropeprod Now all they have to do is make one that cooks and cleans and I'm set! I have a solution for that too bro, get one of these new remotes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imnakedritenow Posted December 18 Report Share Posted December 18 Originally posted by velvetropeprod Now all they have to do is make one that cooks and cleans and I'm set! the girl one needs like a tray for drinks on her head or something.... maybe like an ashtray attachment too... they need a separate part of the site for accessories like that.... i think i'm going to email them now about it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 18 Report Share Posted December 18 Originally posted by njdionysus Myst not everyone is lucky enough to have a cute girl like you waiting for them at home, so the real doll is the next best thing I guess. awwww..... Still, I think you need to seriously re-think this as the "next best thing"...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetropeprod Posted December 18 Report Share Posted December 18 the doll, (I prefer body type 7, blonde hair, and of course the completely shaved model), the remote, the cupholder, maybe add a towel holder... now we are onto something!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
£ddie Posted December 18 Report Share Posted December 18 Question: What if I don't fit with RealDoll's sex parts? REALDOLL's vaginal and anal cavities are made snug to accommodate any insertion. The silicone flesh is soft, slippery, and very elastic. Any petroleum or water-based lubricants can be applied to ease entry. REALDOLL's oral cavity contains soft silicone tongue and teeth. The oral cavity is as snug as the doll's other entries. All of REALDOLL's cavities allow deep insertions. Question: Tell me more about the doll's entries The inside of the Vaginal and Anal entries use a different grade of silicone than the rest of REALDOLL's body; These areas are extremely soft and feel very life-like, down to the subtle texture. REALDOLL's vaginal lips can be stretched apart very realistically. REALDOLL's Oral entry has a very soft and stretchy lips, ultra soft tongue, soft silicone teeth, and a hinged jaw that opens and closes very realistically. Question: Tell me more about RealDoll's "suction effect" When penetrated, a vacuum is formed inside REALDOLL's entries which provides a powerful suction effect. This effect is strongest in REALDOLL's oral entry. Some of REALDOLL's users have reported intense orgasms due to this specific feature. :laugh2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted December 18 Report Share Posted December 18 Originally posted by njdionysus Myst not everyone is lucky enough to have a cute girl like you waiting for them at home, so the real doll is the next best thing I guess. Not to be a dick... But I think this is more of an insult than a compliment... Not that you meant it that way... But think before you speak... You are saying that a piece of plastic is the next best thing compared to well a beautiful lookin lady... Come on...Myst... Not kissin ass... But just happened to like your pic... And had to say something about this post...Never mind... I realized this was all cleared up already... Few to many beers tonight and didn't read through all the posts... PeaceScott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
£ddie Posted December 18 Report Share Posted December 18 Originally posted by elementx Not to be a dick... But I think this is more of an insult than a compliment... Not that you meant it that way... But think before you speak... You are saying that a piece of plastic is the next best thing compared to well a beautiful lookin lady... Come on...Myst... Not kissin ass... But just happened to like your pic... And had to say something about this post... It's called sarcasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted December 18 Report Share Posted December 18 Originally posted by £ddie It's called sarcasm. Read my edit... And there was no hostility in my reply... Just pointing something out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdionysus Posted December 18 Author Report Share Posted December 18 Originally posted by elementx Not to be a dick... But I think this is more of an insult than a compliment... Not that you meant it that way... But think before you speak... You are saying that a piece of plastic is the next best thing compared to well a beautiful lookin lady... Come on...Myst... Not kissin ass... But just happened to like your pic... And had to say something about this post... Originally posted by £ddie It's called sarcasm. Both of you couldnt be more wrong, I wasnt being sarcastic cuz Myst is very cute. The fact is, not every man is lucky enough to come home to someone like that. She understood exactly what I meant, dont turn it into something its not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted December 18 Report Share Posted December 18 Originally posted by njdionysus Both of you couldnt be more wrong, I wasnt being sarcastic cuz Myst is very cute. The fact is, not every man is lucky enough to come home to someone like that. She understood exactly what I meant, dont turn it into something its not. If you read me correctly... I was not turning it into anything is wasn't ... Hense where it says... Not that you meant it in the way... Holy shit you people need to calm down... And I thought us NY folk were high strung... I was givin the girl a compliment... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 18 Report Share Posted December 18 Originally posted by njdionysus I was totally kidding about that, nothing and I mean nothing can replace a woman... especially ones as cute as you. I just read through this whole misunderstanding........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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