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Moo sent me a pic of the NJ Guido VIP card


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Now you have officially recieved a full meathead stomp and chest bump from Bus...

I have been laughing at these yo yo's since I first spotted them at Tempt's this summer...

I have been trying to think of a new name for their site... something more appropriate that truly conveys their image....

njmidget.com

njmunchkins.com

njloserswhothinktheyknowhowtopartyandgainfalseconfidencethrualittlewebcamandpicsofthewomentheywillneverhavethepleasureofbangingbutamusethembutyoucantakemypictureifitgetsmysweetassontheboard.com

I think the second one was a bit lengthy though....

I will keep workin on somethin for em...

I mean, throw em a bone already...

Somebody help the munchkins out....

for the record, I have never seen a guido wear a $5 Fruit of the loom undershirt with "www.njguido.com" stenciled on the back..

and most guidos, the real ones... are taller than 5'4", and would wiegh more than 195lbs....

TheMoo is an animal though... and quite the ladies man I hear...

They just melt when he gazes at them with that glass eye of his....

I spotted him a few weeks back at Metro... the women were literally falling at his feet when he showed them how he could take out his eye....

Dare to dream...

Dare to be..... a NJguido.com

ppppppppFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

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