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This thread is making me vomit. You ass hat male vultures need to relax.

I dont think your playboy material. As stated before you did the lower end stuff like the bra and panty issue that comes in the 9.99$ 3-pack deal.

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Since im preparing for the Stern show in March, Ill give you my world renowned evaluation.

Shave off 4-5 minuets in the tanning salon.

I dont think thats your real hair color, but if it is make it a bit lighter.

Loose the white glitery powder shit above your eyes.

Dont get me wrong, your good looking, just work on those things/

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Originally posted by rizzo

This thread is making me vomit. You ass hat male vultures need to relax.

I dont think your playboy material. As stated before you did the lower end stuff like the bra and panty issue that comes in the 9.99$ 3-pack deal.

Since im preparing for the Stern show in March, Ill give you my world renowned evaluation.

Shave off 4-5 minuets in the tanning salon.

I dont think thats your real hair color, but if it is make it a bit lighter.

Loose the white glitery powder shit above your eyes.

Dont get me wrong, your good looking, just work on those things/

Alright Rizzo I have to agree with you with the male vultures, they should chill and relax a bit they act as if they never met a hottie hot chica before.

Now that I agreed with you on that one thing alone, let me tell you about a few things I disagree on.

Pretty critical you sound and I fail to read anything that makes you the specialist. WOrk for playboy?

Victoria secret? Even Revlon?

I was thinking maybe Revlon with the make up comment becuase to be honest, I dont wear makeup so I wouldnt know but I believe the semi offwhite eye shadow's used to accentuate the white blouse shes wearing, but once again I wouldnt know.

Speaking of the people that I've known to be in playboy, dude its very difficult. Miss Ninadd herself said before if you read that particular post, that she was even surprised to be called.

Standards are high as hell by the magazine.

So dont playa hate, amigo. Think about, few things of such a level of coolness happens to anyone throughout their own lifetime, this is her thing so dont be jealous that your not able to date her..... I know I am.... Ha.. just kidding.

Anyways, speaking of dating, and playboy models... any chance of any single playboy models on the board?

I can cook... and serve a mean dessert.... ha.. ha

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Originally posted by eccentricmofo

Alright Rizzo I have to agree with you with the male vultures, they should chill and relax a bit they act as if they never met a hottie hot chica before.

Now that I agreed with you on that one thing alone, let me tell you about a few things I disagree on.

Pretty critical you sound and I fail to read anything that makes you the specialist. WOrk for playboy?

Victoria secret? Even Revlon?

- I got some background.

I was thinking maybe Revlon with the make up comment becuase to be honest, I dont wear makeup so I wouldnt know but I believe the semi offwhite eye shadow's used to accentuate the white blouse shes wearing, but once again I wouldnt know.

- One doesnt need to accentuate a blouse.,or look like shes got rails of yayo on her eyelids.

Speaking of the people that I've known to be in playboy, dude its very difficult. Miss Ninadd herself said before if you read that particular post, that she was even surprised to be called.

- true

Standards are high as hell by the magazine.

-true

So dont playa hate, amigo. Think about, few things of such a level of coolness happens to anyone throughout their own lifetime, this is her thing so dont be jealous that your not able to date her..... I know I am.... Ha.. just kidding.

Im not "playa hatin" chico, I get a kick out of her milking cash out of wrinkled suits.

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I always look at playboy mags, and i totally agree with Rizzo that this girl who put up her pics is very, very pretty but no playboy material.. This is playboy we are talking about!! These girls are flawless and stunning, their skin is beautiful, their bodies are tight and toned, their teeth are pearl white, everything is perfect..They aren't just some average chick with implants..They are a very rare breedd.. LOL..

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dont get ahead of yourself :)

none of you know what awsome lighting, proper camera's, stage makeup, with the best nude photographer/stylist team at your disposal throughout the shoot can do to a person.

I've seen plenty of polariods of playmates, and while they were very good looking, you could spot out simple flaws.

What you people dont understand is that these arent the real faces you see on magazines. You Americans have become so self absorbed in your own beauty that you fail to realize its fake and altered.

Photoshop pro's airbrush skin, lips, bridge of the nose, jawline, and cheek bones to accentuate it to the max. They put a cream like substance on their teeth for the extra white, and add oils, and body enhancing products to make the body more tone and cut for the camera lense.

Then American girls look in the mirror and slit their wrists when they cant look like Miss May. Stupid asses.

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Originally posted by girly

I always look at playboy mags, and i totally agree with Rizzo that this girl who put up her pics is very, very pretty but no playboy material.. This is playboy we are talking about!! These girls are flawless and stunning, their skin is beautiful, their bodies are tight and toned, their teeth are pearl white, everything is perfect..They aren't just some average chick with implants..They are a very rare breedd.. LOL..

actually the skin could be air brushed (as they were with dalene kurtis' tattos)

and their bodies although not fat, are a soft look. i think they prefer a softer body than one with muscle tone (don't want to portray a manly figure)

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Originally posted by rizzo

dont get ahead of yourself :)

none of you know what awsome lighting, proper camera's, stage makeup, with the best nude photographer/stylist team at your disposal throughout the shoot can do to a person.

I've seen plenty of polariods of playmates, and while they were very good looking, you could spot out simple flaws.

What you people dont understand is that these arent the real faces you see on magazines. You Americans have become so self absorbed in your own beauty that you fail to realize its fake and altered.

Photoshop pro's airbrush skin, lips, bridge of the nose, jawline, and cheek bones to accentuate it to the max. They put a cream like substance on their teeth for the extra white, and add oils, and body enhancing products to make the body more tone and cut for the camera lense.

Then American girls look in the mirror and slit their wrists when they cant look like Miss May. Stupid asses.

what you are saying is true of course, and you know, but airbrushing, lighting, whatever, carmen electra still looks like carmen electra and Dalene curtis still looks like dalene curtis.. and you still look like you..these things don't totally transform a person..

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Originally posted by girly

what you are saying is true of course, and you know, but airbrushing, lighting, whatever, carmen electra still looks like carmen electra and Dalene curtis still looks like dalene curtis.. and you still look like you..these things don't totally transform a person..

Have you ever seen those pix of celebs without their makeup, hairdressers, flattering light, etc? If you ever do, you'll completely change your thoughts on the matter.

Expectations of perfection, portrayed through false means...

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playboy definitely airbrushes!

i can only speak for the pictures of my friend that appeared a couple years ago... but we all laughed bc they even airbrushed her teeth!

I can only imgaine how much more airbrushing they do for others. i mean c'mon .. the pictures of the girls from Real world and Road Rules.... do you really think they look like that! :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by nycchic24

playboy definitely airbrushes!

i can only speak for the pictures of my friend that appeared a couple years ago... but we all laughed bc they even airbrushed her teeth!

I can only imgaine how much more airbrushing they do for others. i mean c'mon .. the pictures of the girls from Real world and Road Rules.... do you really think they look like that! :rolleyes:

They do more than just airbrush. A friend used to work there, they actually pay for some models' plastic surgery. If that's not cheating, I don't know what is! :blank:

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:rofl:everybody's right I am an ugly beast:rofl:

MMMMEEEEEOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Katty for a man or is that your girlfriend standing over your shoulder..

Oh wait a minute you said YOU AMERICANS does that mean your a muslim or something. Do you really think I am going to take the advice from somebody who hates americans and prefers there woman to wear black robes all over there body, oh yeah much hotter:laugh: :laugh:

and If you are american then what did you mean by YOU AMERICANS :laugh:

This is so funny Hey YOU AMERICANS What the fuck are you Rizzo?...

Oh and my boyfriend was practicing rails off my eyelids that night I should have explained that first

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Originally posted by elementx

Not tacky. I used to work at the Zebra club out in CT. And 90% of the girls I only knew by there stage name. The others were ones I became friends with...

:laugh: the Zebra Club, now that was a sweet place:laugh:

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Originally posted by rizzo

ever seen her in the mourning w/o makeup going to the gym?

of course they are above the average in looks, but trust me when I say that pictures can be decieving.

Ok, Im done with this thread it is getting kind of repetitive.

For the last reply to zee Rizzo,

As far as some freakin Irony, I did see her this morning without makeup on...not sure if she was going to the gym though, but I shall tell you this, you are right. She didnt look like her picture, but rather better.... soo Booya...

Ciao

:jawdrop::beer::blah:

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Originally posted by eccentricmofo

Ok, Im done with this thread it is getting kind of repetitive.

For the last reply to zee Rizzo,

As far as some freakin Irony, I did see her this morning without makeup on...not sure if she was going to the gym though, but I shall tell you this, you are right. She didnt look like her picture, but rather better.... soo Booya...

Ciao

:jawdrop::beer::blah:

haha, stupid dillisional Guido. Maybe you saw Tammy DeAngelo a cheap wop deigo Carmen Electra lookalike, but I laugh because Navarro is throwing a party tonight in LA where she ofcourse will be attending.

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Originally posted by rizzo

haha, stupid dillisional Guido. Maybe you saw Tammy DeAngelo a cheap wop deigo Carmen Electra lookalike, but I laugh because Navarro is throwing a party tonight in LA where she ofcourse will be attending.

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Listen Little prick funky ass Mr Gizzo ,

Firstly I am not going to ellaborate but as far as food for thought, Im am not going to allow some anonymous spazoid the honor of elevating my blood pressure, not worth it. But I will tell you this, be careful what you say or do because the anonymous thing goes both ways.

Think about it, Im unable to tell whether or not your some chubby 16 year-old homo chatting away in a rusted out trailer parked just a half-mile south of a landfill in Ohio, hence the anonymous angle works for your dillusional self.

As far as my background, you have not anywhere near a clue. So with this I bid you safety in your ventures of the infamous online shit-talking..

Secondly, Carmen Electra, not a cheap wop, shes Id say awfully well off financially and as far as looks, if you think Carmen is not even a hottie, well then buddy you definately have standards non-existing for a heterosexual male... you can figuire that one out.

As far L.A. have no clue what the hell your talking about.. and yes I saw her, but who cares...

To be honest I was having fun up til now going back and forth with you, but you bore me now, so end this conversation I shall.

As far as your reply to this comment I just wrote, Make it a good one, I'll read it later if I need something to make me laugh, but Im not even going to continue this conversation.

So pizzo and gizzo on YOU Rizzo :peeleft: ....HA...Im such the freakin poet... ANyways...

Latas

P.S. Out of curiousity, What Bizzo do you do? I forgot what you said before, was it the gay-porn shop quarter booth mopper or the illegal smuggling of shaved llamas from over seas to be used in underground sex clubs on the other side of the glory hole?

Ok, Im out of funniness for now.... so tah tah non-goomba

:finger2:

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nina, you're a hot, so are you msyt. all the nay sayers are just being stupid. but i have been up and down that oct issue, i need a page number. please. :) i cant find it.

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Originally posted by mystify82281

:laugh: Yes but only for the first second...then I'd be nice...Ask Somegirl24 :D We were laughing at how gay it was! :D

:laugh: :laugh: So funny, but I had to do it!! She's hotter in person too!;)

Nina your puppies are beeeeeeautiful!!

Imma boob-girl myself...:D

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