vip-tech Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Most of you have stuck your .02 cents in, the nominations have been counted. Ladies and gentlemen (crackheads too), its the moment you've all been waiting for....... The Official 2003 Jersey Board CeePee Award Presentation! Hosted by Eminem and Christina Aguilera, sponsored in part by ClubPlanet, RedBull, Grey Goose, Diesel Jeans and The Factory House Dealers. With special guest celebrity presenters including Crackhead Bob, Whitney Houston, Madonna, Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee, Scott Weiland, Run DMC, Flava Flav, Snoop Doggy Dog, RuPaul, Dennis Rodman, Vanilla Ice, Jerry Springer, The Tidy Bowl Man, Jack Daniels, Hulk Hogan, Derek Jeter, Carmen Electra, Brooke Burke, Howard Stern, Jackie The Jokeman, Mike Tyson, Michael Imperioli, James Gandophini and many many more! (The things I'll do to amuse myself when I'm home sick, better then just sitting here I guess. Anyway, I hope you enjoy!)Music and Industry CeePee's...Most Amazing Voice of The YearThe award is being presented by... Whitney Houston, live via satellite from the Betty Ford Clinic!And the winner is... Reina, doing a special live performance to kick off the show!Best Track of The YearThe award is being presented by... Run DMC!And the winner is... Reina, No One's Gonna Change You (Jonathan Peters)Worst Track of The YearThe award is being presented by... Louie DeVito!And the winner is... Shiny Disco BallsProducer of The YearThe award is being presented by... Flava Flav!And the winner is... Jonathan Peters for his arrangement on Reina, No One's Gonna Change You. Producer Most Likely To Turn Out The Same BeatsThe award is being presented by... Snoop Doggy Dog!And the winner is... Robbie RiveraVenues of The Year (NJ) - SummerThe award is being presented by... Halle Berry!And the winner is... Tempts, reigning champ for several years now!Venues of The Year (NJ) - Off-SeasonThe award is being presented by... Chris Rock!And the winner is... MetroVenue of The Year (NY)The award is being presented by... Rudy Guiliani, former New York City Mayor!And there is no winner... the scene in New York sucks, bring on Crobar!Worst Venue of The YearThe award is being presented by... David Letterman!And the winner is... ExitBest Decorated VenueThe award is being presented by... former "Wild On" host, Brooke Burke!And the winner is... Opium Garden, South BeachBest "New" Party of The YearThe award is being presented by... the best clutch shortstop in baseball, Derek Jeter!And the winner is... Deko Lounge, too bad there is too many damn people in there!Poorest Excuse For A Party This YearThe award is being presented by... Vanilla Ice!And the winner is... DoublePlay Promo @ RioBest DJ of The YearThe award is being presented by... Danny Tenaglia!And the winner is... Richie RydellWorst DJ of The YearThe award is being presented by... our very own DjBg!And the winner is... Marshall FairbanksHardest Working Industry Mofo of The YearThe award is being presented by... the Sopranos, Michael Imperioli and Drea DeMatteo!And the winner is... ML2K1Best Promoter of The YearThe award is being presented by... James Gandolphini as Tony Soprano!And the winner is... Sergio, the man who brought you Robbie Rivera, Hex Hector and many more! Whats in store for 2003?Shittiest Promoter of The YearThe award is being presented by... Jerry Springer!And the winner is... Original Crew @ Cherri, before Elite!Best Live Performance of The YearThe award is being presented by... Madonna!And the winner is... Luz Divina @ MetroDJ Most Likely To Have His CD Thrown Out The Window (Also The Richest Dj)The award is being presented by... Jersey's very own Dj BG!And the winner is... Louie DeVitoBathroom Attendant of The YearThe award is being presented by... the Tidy Bowl Man!And the winner is... Tempts Bathroom ImmigrantBartenders of The Year - Female and MaleThe award is being presented by... Woody Boyd from Cheers!And the winners are... George @ Metro and Ceeotter @ TemptsDrink of The YearThe award is being presented by... the gentleman, Jack Daniels!And the winner is... Red Bull and The Vodka of Your ChoiceShot of The YearThe award is being presented by... Frankie from Tempts, formerly Frankie Long Hair!And the winner is... SoCo and LimeJersey Board Ceepee's...Wurst Spelerr On Tha BordThe award is being presented by... BabaBooey from The Howard Stern Show!And the winner is... TrewGuyHottie of The Year - Female and MaleThe award is being presented by... Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt!And the winners are... Stardo and ______. Sorry, I wont make the deciding vote on a guy. There are so many beautiful girls on this board, its hard to pick just one… Mystify, LatinaZ, Angelicious, Neena, Hunnie and many more that I’ve never had the pleasure of meeting. Don’t feel left out if I missed you girls, you’re all beautiful in your own right.Crackheads of The Year - Female and MaleThe award is being presented by... Scott Weiland with Crackhead Bob from The Howard Stern Show! See what drugs do?And the winners are... Roddigga and doubleduece or Siciliagirl? Drunks of The Year - Female and MaleThe award is being presented by... George Wendt as Norm from Cheers!And the winners are... Hunnie and TempkidNicest Person On The Board - Female and MaleThe award is being presented by... Sophia Lauren and Robert DeNiro!And the winners are... Dknybabe, LatinaZ, Neena and StickyBest Dressed - Female and MaleThe award is being presented by... Salma Hayek and NJDionysus!And the winners are... DramaqueenB and BadAssPostWhore of the Year - Female and MaleThe award is being presented by... Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafucco!And the winners are... Hunnie and NotallthereCouple of The YearThe award is being presented by... Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky!And the winner is... the newlyweds, Mr. "Piro" and his beautiful wife, Mrs. NeenaJuicehead of The YearThe award is being presented by... Hollywood Hulk Hogan!And the winner is... rdntheshortbusGirl Not To Be Messed WithThe award is being presented by... Kiana Tom!And the winner is... Misk, good things come in small packages.Best TitsThe award is being presented by... Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee!And the winner is... JenniJugs would be the obvious choice, but Doubledeuce is the most popular choice. Personally I’ve never seen Doubledeuce, so I’m not sure. I think we should have a wet t-shirt contest to determine the winner. What do you think ladies?Best AssThe award is being presented by... Jennifer Lopez!And the winner is... Vera @ Lookers, no she is not on the board but damnnn thats some ass!Best SmileThe award is being presented by... Britney Spears!And the winner is... Mystify82281Tang Coordinator of The YearThe award is being presented by... Jenna Jameson!And the winner is... StardoMost Likely To Be Mangled (In A Hole)The award is being presented by... all g'd up - Nick Nolte, prerecorded Sept. 14 from the Connecticut Rehabilitation Center!And the winner is... has anyone seen TrewGuy? I beleive the winner is too mangled to understand that he won.Most Likely To Buy ShotsThe award is being presented by... Charlie Sheen! And the winner is... George at Metro and Kosta Mothafuckin P.Most Likely To Be Photographed By NJGuidoThe award is being presented by... Jackie The Jokeman!And the winner is... That red headed dude in the construction hat, Moo stop taking photos of your friends - especially the guys!Most Likely To Call Someone On The Board A "Feg"The award is being presented by... Michael Jackson!And the winner is... PipDaddyMost Photographed On The BoardThe award is being presented by... Carmen Electra!And the winner is... SolarGirl, she makes a good subject too.Most Likely To Dance On The BarThe award is being presented by... Paula Abdul!And the winner is... LatinaZMost Likely To Lose Her Keys, Purse and CarThe award is being presented by... Courtney Love!And the winner is... "allegedly" LatinaZ!Most Likely To Rock A Hat or A Wig and Look GoodThe award is being presented by... RuPaul!And the winner is... LatinaZMost Likely To Kick Someone In The Face While DancingThe award is being presented by... Jackie Chan!And the winner is... HunnieMost Likely To Break Some TeethThe award is being presented by... Mike Tyson!And the winner is... Tempkid, still waiting to see you knock someone out bro!Most Likely To Have Some Teeth BrokenThe award is being presented by... Vincent Pastore as "Big Pussy Bonpensiero" from the Sopranos!And the winner is... Caleb, personally I want to break his neck!Biggest Crews - Female and MaleThe award is being presented by... New York Yankees!And the winners are... The Chickens and The Donkey BoyzDrama Queen of The YearThe award is being presented by... Mariah Carey, live via satellite from the end of her career!And the winner is... Laurie619, though she faded late in the year. The summer drama was enough to get her the award.Drama King of The YearThe award is being presented by... Dennis Rodman!And the winner is... DoublePlay, no more dirty laundry in 2003 please. Michigan still sucks you fauker - Ohio State Buckeyes, National Champions!!! Biggest Bitch of The YearThe award is being presented by... Shannen Doherty from 90210!And the winner is... JPDD, taking home a lifetime subscription to http://www.bitchmagazine.comCockBlocker of The YearThe award is being presented by... Former President Bill Clinton!And the winner is... Hardcorekrock, I believe you were the only one nominated?Online Toughguy of The YearThe award is being presented by... Boxing promoter Don King!And the winner is... Tempkid, has anyone actually seen him break some teeth?KnowItAll of The YearThe award is being presented by... George Steinbrenner!And the winner is... Brian1500Asshole of The YearThe award is being presented by... Howard K. Stern from The Anna Nicole Smith Show!And the winner is... Saleen351, if this board sucks, why do you keep coming back?NJGuido of The YearThe award is being presented by... John Travolta as Danny Terrio from Saturday Night Fever!And the winner is... The Moo, he started all the madness with www.njguido.comBiggest Bullshit Artist of The YearThe award is being presented by... Miss Cleo, call her now at 1.800.554.6196!And the winner is... Notallthere, though his posts are very amusing.NJBoard Comedian of The YearThe award is being presented by... Joe Pesce!And the winner is... GeorgeAcosta2Most Likely To Still Not Have Met Most of You In 2003The award is being presented by... Harry Houdini!And the winner is... Myself, one of these days I promise. Though I must say, those of you that I have met were great people. Happy New Year everyone!Recently added awards... Club Gypsy: Most Venues Traveled, Turning Most Nights into MorningsThe award is being presented by... Ozzy Osbourne!And the winner is... DjDan "Middle Finger" FuryMost Likely To Rock A Sleeveless Without JuicingThe award is being presented by... Vin Diesel!And the winner is... TempkidBiggest (Self Proclaimed) Dork With A Great SmileThe award is being presented by... Lisa Kudrow! And the winner is... SolargirlOfficial PostDorkThe award is being presented by... Jim Carey! And the winner is... perns2003On behalf of your hosts Eminem and Christina Aguilera, I'd like to congratulate all the "winners!"this shit was tooooo funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 ...i keep mine on the mantle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdionysus Posted January 15 Author Report Share Posted January 15 This is classic enough for me to peak my head back in. I remember being sicks for days, shit took me forever to type out. The first and last OCP awards. misk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnylaw Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Made my day, LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v1hcom Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 very cool.Movie Reviews Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stiffler Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 That was some of the funniest shit ever..................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdionysus Posted December 20 Author Report Share Posted December 20 Bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehype Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 using this on NJG...since it seems most CP flew over there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesandman Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 wait, this board used to be fun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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