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Originally posted by somegirl24

Welch's SQUEEEEEEZABLE jelly...by far the best invention ever...

Dontcha hate it when you get the fucken jelly on the knife and it slips off RIGHT NEXT TO THE BREAD..not even ON it!!!:mad:

No worries...go getchyerself some Welch's squeeeeezable jelly!!;)

Very insightful.......:laugh:

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Originally posted by deeelite1

Do you leave the Peanut butter in the Fridge or out on the counter???

..leave it on the counter baby...its nice when its warm..;)

I use to leave it in the fridge along with everything else until I realized why the f'n bread would always break in half!!!:idea:

BTW: Your suppose to refridgerate Hershey's Chocolate Syrup..who knew???:rolleyes:

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ok..

A. we already discussed that some jelly will wind up getting stuck in these jelly "traps" and then you can't even get a knife in there and you have to throw away perfectly good jelly

B. i don't think i've ever heard of anyone refrigerating PB.

C. i just made 2 PB&J's as a result of this thread and finished them in 3.4 seconds. i'm fat.

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Originally posted by dogekid

ok..

A. we already discussed that some jelly will wind up getting stuck in these jelly "traps" and then you can't even get a knife in there and you have to throw away perfectly good jelly

B. i don't think i've ever heard of anyone refrigerating PB.

C. i just made 2 PB&J's as a result of this thread and finished them in 3.4 seconds. i'm fat.

Yea but didya use the squeezable jelly??:confused:

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Did you hear the one anout the Suprise engagement party?

When they opened the door to say surprise, the woman had Jelly between her legs and the dog was licking he crotch!

Do you think she used the squeeze bottle? It would of been easier to put all over her " Bucchia"

( Bucchia, what a great Italian word)

Come to think of it, if she didn't have the squeeze bottle, she probally plopped the jar againts her twat

Hence, everyone had "Twat Jelly" after that

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Originally posted by somegirl24

Welch's SQUEEEEEEZABLE jelly...by far the best invention ever...

Dontcha hate it when you get the fucken jelly on the knife and it slips off RIGHT NEXT TO THE BREAD..not even ON it!!!:mad:

No worries...go getchyerself some Welch's squeeeeezable jelly!!;)

Does Welch's make like that combo one, the squeezable jelly/peanut butter????

Welch

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True story...

Girl is being seen at the OB/GYN office for a diaphragm fitting. The doctor tells her that for easier insertion, use jelly. She comes back for her routine pap a few months later and the on examination, the doctor saw her cervix was remarkably discolored. He questions her on anything unusual and she responded no. He then asked what kind of jelly does she use and she replied 'grape'.

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