sunnyhost Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....) A cat's urine glows under a black light. I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest saleen351 Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 the strongest muscle in the body is not the tongue, its your jaw muscles... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 I WONDER IF THAT COMMENT ABOUT THE PIGS IS TRUE. I WANNA BE A PIG..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laliux Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Originally posted by meli2444 I WONDER IF THAT COMMENT ABOUT THE PIGS IS TRUE. I WANNA BE A PIG..... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Squeal like a pig! A pig also produces like a gallon of jizz too. (Man Show told me that one!) Worse than fucking Peter "The Faucet" North. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digital7 Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Pod, no squealing like a pig ... please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted January 23 Author Report Share Posted January 23 I just want to know why the hec Pigs don't also have sex for pleasure if their orgasms last 30 minutes?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vipnerd Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by sunnyhost I just want to know why the hec Pigs don't also have sex for pleasure if their orgasms last 30 minutes?!?!? Been called pig before:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyface Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by vipnerd Been called pig before:confused: maybe cause the way you eat....... :laugh: j/k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by vipnerd Been called pig before could be a compliment... (maybe u made her have a 30 min. orgasm and she was complimenting u) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by mrmatas2277 could be a compliment... (maybe u made her have a 30 min. orgasm and she was complimenting u) :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laliux Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 oink! oink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bzfbutter1 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by sunnyhost I just want to know why the hec Pigs don't also have sex for pleasure if their orgasms last 30 minutes?!?!? Mrs Piggy better not Tease Mr piggy....Can u Imagine how much pain Mr piggy would be in if he caught a case of blue balls. holding back all that amo??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bzfbutter1 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 > Sent because, I would hate to see you go up in smoke......> > The Petroleum Equipment Institute is working on a campaign to try and make> people aware of fires as a result of "static" (that is, static> electricity)> at gas pumps. They have researched 150 cases of these fires. The results> were very surprising:> > > 1) Out of 150 cases, almost all of them were women.> > 2) Almost all cases involved the person getting back in their vehicle> while> the nozzle was still pumping gas. When finished , they went back to pull> the nozzle out. The fire started then as a result of static discharge.> > 3) Most men never get back in their vehicle until completely finished.> This> is why they are seldom involved in these types of fires.> > 4) Most had on rubber-soled shoes.> > 5) Don't ever use cell phones when pumping gas. (The RF energy from a> cell> phone (a radio transmitter) can cause a sparking on bare metal, much like> aluminum foil in a microwave oven.)> > 6) It is the vapors that come out of the gas that cause the fire, when> connected with static discharges. > > 7) In 29 fires, the vehicle had been reentered and the nozzle was touched> during refueling. This occurred in a variety of makes and models. Some> resulting in extensive damage to the vehicle, to the station, and to the> customer. > > 8) Seventeen fires occurred before, during or immediately after the gas> cap> was removed and before fueling began.> > NEVER get back into your vehicle while filling it with gas. If you> absolutely HAVE to get in your vehicle while the gas is pumping, make sure> you get out, close the door TOUCHING THE METAL, before you touch the> nozzle.> This way the static from your body will be discharged before you ever> remove> the nozzle.> > As mentioned earlier, The Petroleum Equipment Institute, along with> several> other companies now, are really trying to make the public aware of this> danger. You can find out more information by going to <http://www.pei.org>> < <http://www.pei.org/>> < <http://www.pei.org> < <http://www.pei.org/>>> > . Once> here, click in the center of the screen where it says "Stop Static".> > I ask you to please send this information to ALL your family and friends,> especially those who have kids in the car with them while pumping gas. If> this were to happen to them, they may not be able to get the children out> in> time. Think about it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by bzfbutter1 > Sent because, I would hate to see you go up in smoke......> > The Petroleum Equipment Institute is working on a campaign to try and make> people aware of fires as a result of "static" (that is, static> electricity)> at gas pumps. They have researched 150 cases of these fires. The results> were very surprising:> > > 1) Out of 150 cases, almost all of them were women.> > 2) Almost all cases involved the person getting back in their vehicle> while> the nozzle was still pumping gas. When finished , they went back to pull> the nozzle out. The fire started then as a result of static discharge.> > 3) Most men never get back in their vehicle until completely finished.> This> is why they are seldom involved in these types of fires.> > 4) Most had on rubber-soled shoes.> > 5) Don't ever use cell phones when pumping gas. (The RF energy from a> cell> phone (a radio transmitter) can cause a sparking on bare metal, much like> aluminum foil in a microwave oven.)> > 6) It is the vapors that come out of the gas that cause the fire, when> connected with static discharges. > > 7) In 29 fires, the vehicle had been reentered and the nozzle was touched> during refueling. This occurred in a variety of makes and models. Some> resulting in extensive damage to the vehicle, to the station, and to the> customer. > > 8) Seventeen fires occurred before, during or immediately after the gas> cap> was removed and before fueling began.> > NEVER get back into your vehicle while filling it with gas. If you> absolutely HAVE to get in your vehicle while the gas is pumping, make sure> you get out, close the door TOUCHING THE METAL, before you touch the> nozzle.> This way the static from your body will be discharged before you ever> remove> the nozzle.> > As mentioned earlier, The Petroleum Equipment Institute, along with> several> other companies now, are really trying to make the public aware of this> danger. You can find out more information by going to <http://www.pei.org>> < <http://www.pei.org/>> < <http://www.pei.org> < <http://www.pei.org/>>> > . Once> here, click in the center of the screen where it says "Stop Static".> > I ask you to please send this information to ALL your family and friends,> especially those who have kids in the car with them while pumping gas. If> this were to happen to them, they may not be able to get the children out> in> time. Think about it! INTERESTING...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest saleen351 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 ok, i guess i'll add my own weird fact...What is the state that is the furthest east?don't look it up in google, just think real quickly...The answer may shock you....and the answer is:Alaska......doubt any of yous know why besides looking it up, but its true... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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