copahc Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for>your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner,shows>and any other baubles that women find romantic.>>Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's nospecial>holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in theirlife.>Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admitit.>Which is why a new holiday has been created.>>March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day.">>Simple, effective and self - explanatory ... this holiday has beencreated so>your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.No>cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of theholiday>explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairingof>Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of loveas>men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a morememorable>March! It's like a perpetual love machine.>>The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs alittle>push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring loveand>peace to this crazy world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Hahaha, very cute! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copahc Posted January 24 Author Report Share Posted January 24 Yeah. I actually think that's a pretty good Idea.if it means my Valentine's Day will be that much better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly0616 Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 Cool:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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elementx Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 Originally posted by copahc Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for>your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner,shows>and any other baubles that women find romantic.>>Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's nospecial>holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in theirlife.>Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admitit.>Which is why a new holiday has been created.>>March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day.">>Simple, effective and self - explanatory ... this holiday has beencreated so>your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.No>cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of theholiday>explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairingof>Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of loveas>men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a morememorable>March! It's like a perpetual love machine.>>The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs alittle>push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring loveand>peace to this crazy world! I have a feeling this is just a sorry attempt for woman to score better gifts on Valentines day. And to stop men from forgetting to get that special lady on Valentines day...REASON:If men have something to look foward to. Especially a nice Blow Job and a Nice steak. You think they are going to let the lady down on V Day. Hell no. We are going to make sure we get you the best gift. So that you will in return give us the best Blow Job. Geeez. You woman never quit do you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgirl Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 ok im too....but in my house everynight is BLOWJOB night!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 Originally posted by glowgirl ok im too....but in my house everynight is BLOWJOB night!!!! WILL YOU MARRY ME? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgirl Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 Originally posted by elementx WILL YOU MARRY ME? Sorry Baby someone already beat you to it....getting married in November! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 Originally posted by glowgirl Sorry Baby someone already beat you to it....getting married in November! Awww. Shucks... LOL Congratulations and best wishes... Oh and if god forbid things go sour... Keep me in mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 Originally posted by elementx I have a feeling this is just a sorry attempt for woman to score better gifts on Valentines day. And to stop men from forgetting to get that special lady on Valentines day...REASON:If men have something to look foward to. Especially a nice Blow Job and a Nice steak. You think they are going to let the lady down on V Day. Hell no. We are going to make sure we get you the best gift. So that you will in return give us the best Blow Job. Geeez. You woman never quit do you... Good god, I never thought I'd see the day when a guy would start bitching and moaning over the thought of a blowjob. :confused: Anyway, my boyfriend loves the idea... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 Originally posted by tastyt Good god, I never thought I'd see the day when a guy would start bitching and moaning over the thought of a blowjob. :confused: Anyway, my boyfriend loves the idea... :laugh: Hey hey hey.. Dont take my post the wrong way... I would never ever ever ever ever bitch about a BJ. I was bitching about the reasoning behind it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 Originally posted by elementx Hey hey hey.. Dont take my post the wrong way... I would never ever ever ever ever bitch about a BJ. I was bitching about the reasoning behind it Quit overanalyzing and just sit back and enjoy it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 Originally posted by tastyt Quit overanalyzing and just sit back and enjoy it! I always enjoy...Unless. She... That is just a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 Originally posted by copahc Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for>your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner,shows>and any other baubles that women find romantic.>>Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's nospecial>holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in theirlife.>Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admitit.>Which is why a new holiday has been created.>>March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day.">>Simple, effective and self - explanatory ... this holiday has beencreated so>your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.No>cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of theholiday>explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairingof>Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of loveas>men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a morememorable>March! It's like a perpetual love machine.>>The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs alittle>push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring loveand>peace to this crazy world! omg yes yes... this is what i was reffering to in that other post... sorry i didnt see it earlier... so which ladies here are participating in this holiday??? (or did you all turn johavas on us???) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrishaolin Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 happy steak and blowjob day!!!!! i really hope my gf gets me a card for this day!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nympho69 Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Originally posted by chrishaolin happy steak and blowjob day!!!!! i really hope my gf gets me a card for this day!! a card!wtf u should be happy if u get home and u smell steak cooking and she's naked on all fours..ahhhhhh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrishaolin Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Originally posted by nympho69 a card!wtf u should be happy if u get home and u smell steak cooking and she's naked on all fours..ahhhhhh... lofl it was a joke! yeah i really want a card! hallmark needs a steak and blowjob section first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nympho69 Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Originally posted by chrishaolin lofl it was a joke! yeah i really want a card! hallmark needs a steak and blowjob section first! :laugh: my love on this holiday i get down on my knees and thank the heavens for sending me an angel bearing steak sauce and gifts of unearthly pleasure... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrishaolin Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Originally posted by nympho69 :laugh: my love on this holiday i get down on my knees and thank the heavens for sending me an angel bearing steak sauce and gifts of unearthly pleasure... i really cant think of anything better than knowing you have a bj waiting for you.. well maybe gettin it but.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 I already celebrated, minus the steak;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 By all rights, after the minor disaster that was Valentine's Day, there should be no Steak & Blowjob day this year in the Tasty household...But I'm not that coldhearted...And besides... I'm sure I'll be well compensated for my efforts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nympho69 Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Originally posted by tastyt By all rights, after the minor disaster that was Valentine's Day, there should be no Steak & Blowjob day this year in the Tasty household...But I'm not that coldhearted...And besides... I'm sure I'll be well compensated for my efforts... hmmm disaster?please do tellthe memo clearly states, that the dude must buy a good gift on vday, otherwise the contract is null and void... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Originally posted by nympho69 hmmm disaster?please do tellthe memo clearly states, that the dude must buy a good gift on vday, otherwise the contract is null and void... Only a minor disaster... but I did get a dozen (well, 14, actually) roses delivered to my office... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nympho69 Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Originally posted by tastyt Only a minor disaster... but I did get a dozen (well, 14, actually) roses delivered to my office... hmmm i think that deserves a handjob not a blowjob, since there was some drama... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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