weyes Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 i got this from my brother, he's enjoyed using it on people he really doesn't like at work, though he says it probably would be more effective coming from a girl."girls really don't know just how often guys jerk off," he says. "seriously. just about every guy has done it at least once in the bathroom at work. all you've gotta do is go up to any guy and say, 'look, i know all about you and the masturbating, and it's gotta stop ,' with a really stern look on your face. the guy will undoubtedly be embarrassed and freaked out, even if you haven't heard a thing ." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 :laugh: i actually never did it at work... we had too many cameras and shit... but thats pretty funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted January 27 Author Report Share Posted January 27 Originally posted by joeg :laugh: i actually never did it at work... we had too many cameras and shit... but thats pretty funny... cameras in the bathrooms ??? that's fucked up!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroomy Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 Your brother jacks off in the bathrooms at work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 lol i wouldn't jerkoff in the bathroom... theres no internet porn in there!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 Originally posted by joeg lol i wouldn't jerkoff in the bathroom... theres no internet porn in there!!! i dont know anyone that JO in the bathroom, but i guess they wouldnt admit it anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 Originally posted by weyes i got this from my brother, he's enjoyed using it on people he really doesn't like at work, though he says it probably would be more effective coming from a girl."girls really don't know just how often guys jerk off," he says. "seriously. just about every guy has done it at least once in the bathroom at work. all you've gotta do is go up to any guy and say, 'look, i know all about you and the masturbating, and it's gotta stop ,' with a really stern look on your face. the guy will undoubtedly be embarrassed and freaked out, even if you haven't heard a thing ." Just a quick point of note hun.... If you tried to pull that shit on some guy, you can believe, the next corespondence you will be getting will be from an attorney...LOL. I dont know about different states' laws on privacy...but its ILLEGAL to monitor employees activities in the confines of a restroom..... But that was funny to hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 Originally posted by weyes 'look, i know all about you and the masturbating, and it's gotta stop ,' "the only way to defeat temptation is to yield to it. I suppose you'd rather have me fuck you in the ass for REAL, huh." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 This is hilarious........you know I'm gonna be the one tomorrow to pull this on someone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nympho69 Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 so have all of u men from the board masturbated at work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 Originally posted by nympho69 so have all of u men from the board masturbated at work? I wish I could !!! I guess I'm just too self conscious to make it work. But..If I ever get over that, you best believe the suckers will be painting that wall every three weeks...P.S Anyone know how I can overcome this?? (at work or home?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 Originally posted by joeg :laugh: i actually never did it at work... we had too many cameras and shit... but thats pretty funny... theres better things for me to do between 9:30 and 4 than wack off in the employee lounge and or bathroom... anyone whos doing this ish at work should be shot in the face in times square... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted January 28 Author Report Share Posted January 28 Originally posted by dgmodel theres better things for me to do between 9:30 and 4 than wack off in the employee lounge and or bathroom... anyone whos doing this ish at work should be shot in the face in times square... my o my, what nerve did i hit ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnholmes Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 Originally posted by weyes my o my, what nerve did i hit ? weyes i have been reading your posts for a few yrs now. is there anyway you can post a pic? i am dying to see you. you seem educated,intriguing and inquisitive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 Originally posted by weyes my o my, what nerve did i hit ? lol none really... however you just said ""girls really don't know just how often guys jerk off," he says. "seriously. just about every guy has done it at least once in the bathroom at work." and since i am a guy... i happen to fall into that category... so i just said my peace, and spoke for a group of guys who dont wack off in the office... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted January 29 Author Report Share Posted January 29 Originally posted by dgmodel lol none really... however you just said ""girls really don't know just how often guys jerk off," he says. "seriously. just about every guy has done it at least once in the bathroom at work." and since i am a guy... i happen to fall into that category... so i just said my peace, and spoke for a group of guys who dont wack off in the office... ah . ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 Originally posted by weyes i got this from my brother, he's enjoyed using it on people he really doesn't like at work, though he says it probably would be more effective coming from a girl."girls really don't know just how often guys jerk off," he says. "seriously. just about every guy has done it at least once in the bathroom at work. all you've gotta do is go up to any guy and say, 'look, i know all about you and the masturbating, and it's gotta stop ,' with a really stern look on your face. the guy will undoubtedly be embarrassed and freaked out, even if you haven't heard a thing ." :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 Hehehe, very cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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