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Who is this SEXY pornstar???


darthvader

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Originally posted by darthvader

yeah...I was just now headin' for your mom's house ;)

Whoa, you didn't have to go there.

But since you did, lets talk about YOUR mom:

Your Mom's so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Your Mom's so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Your Mom's so fat, after I fucked her I had to roll over twice to get off her!

Your Mom's so ugly your grandmother had to be drunk to breast feed her!

Your Mom's so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Your Mom's so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!

Your Mom's so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection!

:tongue::laugh:

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