danfury Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 I got this in a forwarded e-mail. I like the sounds of this... Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness> for you Wife or Girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner,> movies and any other baubles that women find romantic.> Secret............................ guys feel left out. That's> right.......... left out.> There's no special Holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for> the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too> embarrassed to admit it, which is why a new Holiday has been created..> March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blow Job Day."> Simple, effective and self-explanatory... this Holiday has been created> so you ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love> him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town - the name of> the Holiday explains it all... just a Steak and a B.J. That's it.> This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blow Job Day will usher> in a new age of love, as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in> February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love> machine.> The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a> little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word and help> bring love and peace to this crazy world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardcorekrock Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 damn dan i know you said you were tired of PAYING for "it" but this is pulling out all stops:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by hardcorekrock damn dan i know you said you were tired of PAYING for "it" but this is pulling out all stops:laugh: Ouch........That could leave a mark.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danfury Posted February 11 Author Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by hardcorekrock damn dan i know you said you were tired of PAYING for "it" but this is pulling out all stops:laugh: LOL. Sorry kid. I'm not the one posting on CP for a date for Valentine's day.Stop spending all your money at Satin Dolls, maybe you can afford to take a girl out once in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardcorekrock Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by danfury LOL. Sorry kid. I'm not the one posting on CP for a date for Valentine's day.Stop spening all your money at Satin Dolls, maybe you can afford to take a girl out once in a while. :laugh: , and its stilletto's not dolls who wants to see chicks in bathing suits:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 You boys are too funny. . .but I don’t think this holiday will pass (sorry to burst your bubble) after all I’m sure when a gal is “into you” she pleases you, and if she doesn’t made she’s NOT “into you”. Cmon guys act you age just because you boys are single and are NOT “getting any” doesn’t make it right to make a holiday for that. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardcorekrock Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by laurie619 You boys are too funny. . .but I don’t think this holiday will pass (sorry to burst your bubble) after all I’m sure when a gal is “into you” she pleases you, and if she doesn’t made she’s NOT “into you”. Cmon guys act you age just because you boys are single and are NOT “getting any” doesn’t make it right to make a holiday for that. . . Easy there DT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by hardcorekrock Easy there DT I haven't been called that in awhile... :laugh: Sorry maybe I did get a little carried away. . .but that was the most ridiculous thing I ever read in awhile. Can you really say that when you had a “g/f” she didn’t satisfy you?!?! I beg to differ. . .after all I’m sure every day,night, week, month…etc was “Steak & Blow Job Day” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 its about equal right lol although i got to say i have gotten some suprises that at the moment i didnt expect. thats when it makes it 10 times better when you dont expect it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardcorekrock Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by laurie619 I haven't been called that in awhile... :laugh: Sorry maybe I did get a little carried away. . .but that was the most ridiculous thing I ever read in awhile. Can you really say that when you had a “g/f” she didn’t satisfy you?!?! I beg to differ. . .after all I’m sure every day,night, week, month…etc was “Steak & Blow Job Day” are u implying that this holiday would be a daily occurence in a relationship w/you:confused: sold where do i sign:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by hardcorekrock are u implying that this holiday would be a daily occurence in a relationship w/you:confused: sold where do i sign:D Sorry. . .I’m not accepting applications at the moment but yes if I'm "into the guy" I'm with. . I know nothing turns me on more then having the guy I'm with turned on. .. but thats just me. . .I'm weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardcorekrock Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by laurie619 Sorry. . .I’m not accepting applications at the moment but yes if I'm "into the guy" I'm with. . I know nothing turns me on more then having the guy I'm with turned on. .. but thats just me. . .I'm weird thats very far from weird!!!! reminder to self, self must find women w/the same character trait:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by hardcorekrock thats very far from weird!!!! reminder to self, self must find women w/the same character trait:D Umm....JESSICA :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calebdead Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by laurie619 Umm....JESSICA :laugh: asl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by calebos asl? WHAT IS ASL????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calebdead Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by laurie619 WHAT IS ASL????? I don't know but Lexi Welc is still hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninadd Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 I think this is funny but I agree with laurie - you shouldn't need a holiday to get a steak and a blowjob - if you do then you are doing something wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by ninadd I think this is funny but I agree with laurie - you shouldn't need a holiday to get a steak and a blowjob - if you do then you are doing something wrong Wahoooo. . . :clap: Thanks. . I was beginning to think I was weird or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 what happens if you dont like steak.......can you replace it with another blowjob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by ninadd I think this is funny but I agree with laurie - you shouldn't need a holiday to get a steak and a blowjob - if you do then you are doing something wrong then what is valenties day for. Flowers candy and dinner ???id much rather send those or whatever just because i was thinking about someone special than because a calander told me so. Only one time in my entire life did i send anything to someone on valentines day and i only did it just to make sure someone has a really nice day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by dondiezel26 what happens if you dont like steak.......can you replace it with another blowjob Ummm. . .for you we can make special arrangements Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninadd Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by dondiezel26 what happens if you dont like steak.......can you replace it with another blowjob :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepulse Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 that should be automatic weekly if you do the right things, if not more often. You may have to cook the steak yourself, some girls can't cook, and getting steak the way you like it can be tough. But as long as she gets the BJ right, who cares. The oral thing is big for both, if a guy or girl can't get that right and gets everything else right, it could still doom a relationship, WORK IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 you mean I finally get the tizzah .... ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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