funketeer Posted April 13 Author Report Share Posted April 13 Good morning MR. Funk. How are we doing 2day???living it and loving it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lisette325 Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Hola y buenos dias my forum buddies. Waz a matter with the timbeque under the guayaba tree? Howard johnson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mjm Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 the captain has asked to please fasten your seat belts while he makes his approach.& PLEAES REMAIN SEATED AT ALL TIME.I GUESS THE PILOT FORGOT TO MENTION DOGS ALSO- CLICK HERE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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digitalphoenix Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 The official sign for:"Do you wanna get fingered or whut?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lisette325 Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 The official sign for:"Do you wanna get fingered or whut?" Hey Vic finger this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lisette325 Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Guys, check out my new mix click here and listen Your feedback will be appreciated That was great. It should be a hit in next year's WMC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Hey Vic finger this.Barbarella would have looked better in tiger stripes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjm Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there."But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there."But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lisette325 Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there."But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."That is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjm Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Golfing PriestOne Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to work. Way up in heaven, Saint Peter sees all this and asks God, "Are you really going to let him get away with this?" "No, I guess not," says God. The priest drives about five to six hours away, so he doesn't bump into anyone he knows. The golf course is empty when he gets there. So he takes his first swing, drives the ball 495 yards away and gets a hole in one. Saint Peter watches in disbelief and asks, "Why did you let him do that?" To this God says, "Who's he going to tell?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted April 14 Author Report Share Posted April 14 Golfing PriestOne Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to work. Way up in heaven, Saint Peter sees all this and asks God, "Are you really going to let him get away with this?" "No, I guess not," says God. The priest drives about five to six hours away, so he doesn't bump into anyone he knows. The golf course is empty when he gets there. So he takes his first swing, drives the ball 495 yards away and gets a hole in one. Saint Peter watches in disbelief and asks, "Why did you let him do that?" To this God says, "Who's he going to tell?"God is great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjm Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 here is another one for you.QuestionIt's Prttey fnuny how we can raed tihs einrte snetnece wtih all tehse ltters all out of palce, and we can cnotniue to keep raednig and sitll mekas snece of waht we are raeding. No mttar how mnay tmies you raed tihs oevr and oevr you can sitll mkae snece of it. How is taht pssoible?AnswerAs long as the first and last letter of the word is in its correct position, you can position the middle letters in any order and still make sence of it. Our eyes just glance at he first and last letters of a word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted April 14 Author Report Share Posted April 14 here is another one for you.QuestionIt's Prttey fnuny how we can raed tihs einrte snetnece wtih all tehse ltters all out of palce, and we can cnotniue to keep raednig and sitll mekas snece of waht we are raeding. No mttar how mnay tmies you raed tihs oevr and oevr you can sitll mkae snece of it. How is taht pssoible?AnswerAs long as the first and last letter of the word is in its correct position, you can position the middle letters in any order and still make sence of it. Our eyes just glance at he first and last letters of a word.Fascinating! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjm Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 http://www.brainteasercentral.com/riddle.php?riddleid=130let it load & follow the instructions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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