jmc7593 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 What the best line you've heard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carguy19 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Originally posted by jmc7593 What the best line you've heard GUY: Wanna come back to my place for some pizza and sex????Girl: NO Guy: Whats a matter you dont like pizza???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonyquest Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 corny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babyfacewrior Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Originally posted by jonyquest corny isnt that the point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardcorekrock Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 i never used a p/u line b4 but i heard this and smiled:D guy: is your father a thief?girl:what?, noguy: so then who stole the stars out the sky and put em in your eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piro8 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Originally posted by hardcorekrock i never used a p/u line b4 but i heard this and smiled:D guy: is your father a thief?girl:what?, noguy: so then who stole the stars out the sky and put em in your eyes did the girl knee the kid in the family jewels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Hey, don't I know you from somewhere???Haben't we meet. This one works, my friend has used it, I have seen it in action. It is the perfect conversation starter. No, where you from?Ohh really where are you from?yada yada yada - Follow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piro8 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Originally posted by perns2002 Hey, don't I know you from somewhere???Haben't we meet. This one works, my friend has used it, I have seen it in action. It is the perfect conversation starter. No, where you from?Ohh really where are you from?yada yada yada - Follow How about:"Yo, how do you like my hairy chest and shoulders, does it drive you crazy, tootsie cake, huh does it???? I just put Hair Wax on my neck hairs to give it that spiking sensation. How horny does that make you???" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carguy19 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 How about fuck me if im wrong but is today tuesday????(it's really saturday night) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Originally posted by piro8 How about:"Yo, how do you like my hairy chest and shoulders, does it drive you crazy, tootsie cake, huh does it???? I just put Hair Wax on my neck hairs to give it that spiking sensation. How horny does that make you???" the Tootsie cake, put me over the edge.........Wonka chicka wonk owwwwwwwwwwwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermzy Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Originally posted by carguy19 How about fuck me if im wrong but is today tuesday????(it's really saturday night) I heard that one as "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gretchen?" (or any other uncommon name) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdncarguytoo Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Guy: Hi I am Carguy19 from ClubPlanetGirl: Go Away Creep !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 I've actually had a guy try this one on me:He licks his finger..touches my shirttouches his shirt and says:"Hey whadya say me & you get out of these wet clothes?!?"Um ..sure buddy.. i love that you just wiped your sceevy saliva on my shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 "You've got the hottest screen name...can i PM you some time?"...it's for a very specific audience but you'd be surprised at the response... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Originally posted by phatman "You've got the hottest screen name...can i PM you some time?"...it's for a very specific audience but you'd be surprised at the response... Hmm.. You wouldn't use that on.. hmmm...let's see...............Cp by any chance But, but, but now what line will you use on me??<~~stuttering.. aint it sexy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foodidoo Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Nice shoes.....Wanna Fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardcorekrock Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 how about.????guy: damn, girl u look good can i take u out?girl: no, i have a bf....guy: i tell u what u look soo good i'll take him & u out both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Originally posted by hunnie818 But, but, but now what line will you use on me?? "...i love fried chicken....and legs are my favorite...."actually...i dont use lines...very rarely...i try to come up with something original, spontaneous, and signature phatman...could be silly...could be corny...but without a doubt it will be "me"...and that is perhaps more important than anything else.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foodidoo Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 guy-do you wash your clothes with Windex?Girl-no whyGuy-I can see myself in your pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carguy19 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 The word of the day is legs.....Wanna go back to my place and spread the word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdncarguy19 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Originally posted by carguy19 The word of the day is legs.....Wanna go back to my place and spread the word Carguy, I thought your line was:"I EAT BOX" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvle02 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Why don't we go do the things I'm gonna say we did away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piro8 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 "Get over here, what were doing, leading me on?!!!?!?!?!" <with veins popping out of neck>-Lattimer from "The Program" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aim4night Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 u look like a heartbreaker, sure you won't hurt me?you have the most hypnotic eyes,let's see if i can be put under your spell?my mother warned me bout girls like u, let's prove her wrongdo u tatse as good as u look.lol these are lines that i've heard before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 I got one...This Friday @ Metro some big juicebag calls me over..."Hey you, yeah you w/ the moves..come ere"I walk over"So, what's your name?"Tara"where you from?"Manalapanthen he looks me up and down bites his fist and says:" I can't even look at you, Im too horny" and continues to stare at me while biting his fist like he wanted to eat me...like a giant ogre or somethingso i said.. ok, no problem.. (frightened)and walked away this is a true story people... was that supposed to make me want him??? im confused... cause later in the night he kept calling my name and signaling for me to come back... WTF???!! are you kidding!!!!!!!is there no normal boys left????!!!!???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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