nympho69 Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 have u ever tried peeing sitting down?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by nympho69 have u ever tried peeing sitting down?? Um. I believe we all have... You tend to piss before or after you shit. Depending on your preference. And hopefully you are sitting while you do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nympho69 Posted March 12 Author Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by elementx Um. I believe we all have... You tend to piss before or after you shit. Depending on your preference. And hopefully you are sitting while you do that. well do u ever just choose to sit instead of standing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by nympho69 well do u ever just choose to sit instead of standing? nah never.ONLY if yer gonna take a shit....or if yer on crutches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nympho69 Posted March 12 Author Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by quoth nah never.ONLY if yer gonna take a shit....or if yer on crutches. why?u know this would solve the whole toilet seat being up problem... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by nympho69 why?u know this would solve the whole toilet seat being up problem... What toilet seat being up problem????????MUTHAFUCKA STOP BEING SO LAZY AND PUT IT DOWN YERSELF...we used energy to put the seat up to piss...so u use some energy to put the seat DOWN to piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nympho69 Posted March 12 Author Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by quoth What toilet seat being up problem????????MUTHAFUCKA STOP BEING SO LAZY AND PUT IT DOWN YERSELF...we used energy to put the seat up to piss...so u use some energy to put the seat DOWN to piss. :laugh: nah just be a bitch and pee sitting down!end of story... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 it's really not as difficult as one might think, as long as the toilet isn't too small. then snaking our plumbing around to aim downwards is a bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by nympho69 :laugh: nah just be a bitch and pee sitting down!end of story... Actually..u ever wonder why in public they have Urinals..but yet in the household they only have toilets?Why not make it common and mandatory to have both, a Urinal and a toilet? All u gotta do is take out the towel rack and install a Urinal right there...problem solved.Shit...im gonna go make some blueprints!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nympho69 Posted March 12 Author Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by quoth Actually..u ever wonder why in public they have Urinals..but yet in the household they only have toilets?Why not make it common and mandatory to have both, a Urinal and a toilet? All u gotta do is take out the towel rack and install a Urinal right there...problem solved.Shit...im gonna go make some blueprints!! actually they dont have urinals in the lady's roomthats the point because there is no urinalur supposed to sitso take a seat the next time u go pee... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by nympho69 actually they dont have urinals in the lady's roomthats the point because there is no urinalur supposed to sitso take a seat the next time u go pee... or maybe shut the fuck up and let us do as we wish?maybe we dont wanna sit somewhere where some drunk MF couldnt tell where he was aiming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by nympho69 actually they dont have urinals in the lady's roomthats the point because there is no urinalur supposed to sitso take a seat the next time u go pee... Well next time, U take a trip into the mens room...and u will find among other things a collection of Urinals.So from now on just attach a funnel to them pussy lips and learn how to pee the big boy way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turpentyine Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 i sit down sometimes when i am too tired or something or just dont feel like stading or in the morning when i have a hardass boner and its hard to aim it without pissing all over the place or when i wanna just think about stuff................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nympho69 Posted March 12 Author Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by quoth Well next time, U take a trip into the mens room...and u will find among other things a collection of Urinals.So from now on just attach a funnel to them pussy lips and learn how to pee the big boy way. :laugh: u know whats even funnier thats an inventiondont ask me how i know, lolnah im not talking about public placesim talking about homesthis is just another reason why i am in love with gay menthey pee sitting down as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nympho69 Posted March 12 Author Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by turpentyine i sit down sometimes when i am too tired or something or just dont feel like stading or in the morning when i have a hardass boner and its hard to aim it without pissing all over the place or when i wanna just think about stuff................ wanna marry me?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by nympho69 why?u know this would solve the whole toilet seat being up problem... I am a bachelor... The toilet seat is always UP!!! And it is a written rule on the wall that if you must sit. Please lift the seat back up when you are done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Oh and NYMPHO... Don't be jealous because it is easier for us. We don't have to pull our pants all the way down. Boxers have the escape hatch. It is GREAT TO BE A GUY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nympho69 Posted March 12 Author Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by elementx I am a batchelor... The toilet seat is always UP!!! And it is a written rule on the wall that if you must sit. Please lift the seat back up when you are done. lol, my girlfriend has the opposite rule on the wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nympho69 Posted March 12 Author Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by elementx Oh and NYMPHO... Don't be jealous because it is easier for us. We don't have to pull our pants all the way down. Boxers have the escape hatch. It is GREAT TO BE A GUY!!! why would i be jealous who says i wear underwear??and who says i only wear pants??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by nympho69 lol, my girlfriend has the opposite rule on the wall Originally posted by nympho69 why would i be jealous who says i wear underwear??and who says i only wear pants??? Point taken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by elementx I am a batchelor... The toilet seat is always UP!!! yer a "Bachelor" who can't fuckin spell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by quoth yer a "Bachelor" who can't fuckin spell. Thanks... Appreciate your correcting me... And you are right I cannot spell for shit. I appreciate you pointing that out. Funny thing is I made that mistake in spelling yesterday when making a label for the picture CD that I made from my boys bachelor party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nympho69 Posted March 12 Author Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by elementx Thanks... Appreciate your correcting me... And you are right I cannot spell for shit. I appreciate you pointing that out. Funny thing is I made that mistake in spelling yesterday when making a label for the picture CD that I made from my boys bachelor party. ok so if u two boys are done fightingkiss and make upthen go pee sitting downlike good little girls.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turpentyine Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 wanna marry me?? Sure but i am broke as fuck and have no job. So u get to support me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by nympho69 ok so if u two boys are done fightingkiss and make upthen go pee sitting downlike good little girls.. Nah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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