cookiegirl Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 OK it's obvious that the board is pretty slow. Story time! Add a sentence or two to the story, keep it open-ended. Let's see how long we can make it before those WMC'ers get back. Classic First line:Once upon a time there was . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetgoldmire Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 ...a land before time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted March 19 Author Report Share Posted March 19 . . . where men were men. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetgoldmire Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 ... and women were men too, sometimes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ez-e Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 ...until darkness began to fall... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted March 19 Author Report Share Posted March 19 ..and nobody could tell *what* anybody else was - and the mass luvin' began , until... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetgoldmire Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 ... Jesus came from the heavens above and offered everybody snack cakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaguero Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 but the snack cakes were spoiled so everyone got food posioning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockyblue Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 people panicked as pepto bismal supplies ran dangerously low... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetgoldmire Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 ... but Jesus said "Fear not! I can turn anything into pepto bismol!" and he did, when he found Jahosaphat peeing on his ankles, and turned him into the world's first, all encompasing, walking, talking, living Pepto Bismol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted March 19 Author Report Share Posted March 19 ...but the people were scared, as they had never seen a walking, talking, living Pepto Bismol. They ran amuck, breaking into pharmacies and grocery stories in search of relief. One crowd was desecrating a church (to have revenge for Jesus' spoiled snack cakes) when. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockyblue Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 ...paul oakenfold appeared, raised his arms to try to halt the madness, and everyone ran away screaming, for fear of the giant walking gorilla in their midsts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetgoldmire Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 except for one man, who knew no fear, and feared neither back hair nor anthem trance, and slowly walked through the sea of people gone mad. He reached into his overcoat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted March 19 Author Report Share Posted March 19 and pulled out a collapsible set of Technics and a mini sound system. It was time for a spin off - a "rave with a purpose" - to calm the nerves of the masses. He pulled his hoodie off and revealed his true identity. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crank47 Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 ...Brain Fellow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetgoldmire Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 ... Hutch Iowa, casual assassin!! The legends had come true. The planets were alligned. Destinay became reality. And people ran out of cliches to describe the situation. Hutch looked Oakenfold deep into his eyes, but then realized... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted March 19 Author Report Share Posted March 19 . . . that Brian Fellow, the other side of his split personality, was taking over! Hutch tried to resist, but all of a sudden he yelled out "A Gorilla for a DJ? That's craaaaaaaaazy!!!" Brian/Hutch bitchslapped Oakie, stole his records, and ran off shouting something about "devil eyes!!!" When Oakie recovered he. . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetgoldmire Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 ... masturbated and began flinging his poo at the other monkeys, which started a riot of all out monkey poo and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 these monkeys were mad. And they were no ordinary monkeys. They were the unbelievable and highly trainable four-assed monkeys, that produces 4 times the amout of poo as a normal one-assed monkey, which is named for its master... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockyblue Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 ...george acosta, who once ate 3 hoagies, a large pizza, a crate of vinyl, and two candy ravers in an hour... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted March 19 Author Report Share Posted March 19 ...and then sat on Ferry Corsten, squishing his head and causing Glow to lose one of their residents. So Glow promoters approach Paul "the Gorilla" Oakenfold and say . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Originally posted by cookiegirl ...and then sat on Ferry Corsten, squishing his head and causing Glow to lose one of their residents. So Glow promoters approach Paul "the Gorilla" Oakenfold and say . . . . "Have you ever heard of NAIR? Oakie replies, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted March 20 Author Report Share Posted March 20 Originally posted by therunner "Have you ever heard of NAIR? Oakie replies, . . . in HaikuNair makes hair fall offGorilla-like fur is hotDJ hos agreeThe Glow guys have no idea how to answer this, but they need a resident bad. They agree to let Oakie perform au naturale at Glow, as long as he. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetgoldmire Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 doesn't masturbate and fling poo at the crowd, which he does anyway, but the smells of musky b.o. and skanky hos overwhelmed the smell of Oakie's poo, which came as a surprise to.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 Deep Dish..........who just ordered a large pizza and wanted some creamy oakie juice to dip their crust in. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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