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THE ALI G GLOSSARY:

a little bit ratted: drunk

aggro: hassle, stress

aight: alright

alo: hi

ambient: chilled

aminal: dog

auto: car

aye: certainly

babylon: breast

bang: speak

batty: ass

batty boy: gay

batty hole: butthole

bestest: favorite

big up, fanks: thanks

biggies, mr. biggies: balls

bit of paper: document

bit thick: stupid

bitch: baby, chick, darling, female, freak, girl, honey, lady, lover, wife

bits: technology

bo: bye, good-bye, seeya

bog: lavatory, pisser, toilet

bone: hump

boozer: pub

boys: friends

brainiest: intelligent, skilled

bruvers: boys, men

check: discover, inspect, investigate, peep, see

cheeky: smiley

chief: idiot, moron

chill: break, loose, relax, slack, enjoy

chilled: bored, happy

constalubury: police

crew: company, family, gang, squad

deal: situation

dig: favor, love, prefer, want

dis: insult

do a piss: urinate

dong: penis, tool

don't dig: hate

erbal remedy: cannabis, cocaine, dope, drug, ganja, grass, hash, marijuana, sensi, spliff, weed

fag: cigarette

feminist: lesbian

fit: attractive, cute, goodlooking, pretty, sexy, blonde

fit bitch: babe

fittest: best

flange: fanny

for real: absolutely, definitely, especially, exceptional

full bush: mature, ripe

geezer: bloke, folk

go to me julie: sleep

grub: dinner, food, lunch

hear me now: greetings, welcome

ho: hooker

homies: neighbors

homosapien: homosexual

homosexual: homosapien

hop: jump

in da house: here

innit: that's

inside: jail, prison

is wicked: rocks

is wrecked: hurt

Jackie Chan: God, Jesus

There are no Ali G words for this letter.

lady: fox

let it rip: enter

main bitch: queen

main man: best friend, boss, boyfriend, chum, friend, individual, king, mate

mam: mother

massive: big, gigantic, huge, large

maximum: enormous, full

me: my

mingin: awful, crap, dirty, filthy, hairy, horrible, rotten, ugly

moan: suffer

mula: money

nan: grandmother

natter: talk

nazies: commies

not in da house: missing

old geezer: father

orange juice: spunk

pacific: exact

pigs: coppers, law

pissin: annoying

pooter: computer

pressie: gift

There are no Ali G words for this letter.

racialist: discrimination, racist

rank: hated, nasty

respect: compliment

rubber: condom

ruk: argument, fight

selecta: DJ

shag: shag

shaven haven: shaven

speed garage: hip hop, indie, jazz, pop, jazz, rock, techno

spliff: joint

spunky: hot

squid: pound

stiff: dead

sweet bitching: pleasure

telly: TV

threads: clothes

tommy hilfinger: coat

trisexual: bisexual

trumpet: fart

turf: apartment, city, country, flat, land, neighborhood, town, home

up da spout: pregnant

There are no Ali G words for this letter.

westside: northside

wicked: bad, beautiful, brilliant, cool, excellent, fantastic, fine, funny, good, great, groovy, handsome, keen, lovely, nice, ok, sweet, wonderful

wiv: with

wrecked: tired, exhausted

There are no Ali G words for this letter.

yellow sunglasses: glasses

youf: youth

There are no Ali G words for this letter.

a bit of erbal remedy: a smoke

a chill pill: a break

big up to you: well done, pleased to meet you

checkin out: looking at

chill: shut up

dig to get jiggy wiv mr. biggy: like to have sex

down the boozer: to the pub / bar

gimme a shout: give me a ring

going westside: going home

hear me now: listen to me

i fink i will be: i feel like

innit: isn't it, that's right, that's correct

is you wicked?: how's it going?, how are you feeling?

keep it real and tell me da time: what time is it?

me crew told me: i heard

me is heading westside: i'm going home

the most bestest: first class

the sack: my bed

wot is yous banging on about?: what are you talking about?

wussup?: what's up?

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Omg I always found this guy 2 be so obnoxious whenever I was flipping through the stations..But 1 night me & my bf came across it on HBO & watched it.. This guy was so funny, I almost peed in my pants! lol Even my mom watched it w/ us & got a kick out of it.. The people's reactions to this guy is classic :laugh:

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Originally posted by mala

That guy is annoying as hell. I can't believe the people he interviews don't know they're being duped.

are you insane!?? hes hilarious... prolly the only show on the telly worth watching right now... (on a comedic level)

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BOOYAAkASSHAAA!!!!!

hes hilarious...ever see the interview tih posh spice and her hubby...fucking funny..he rips her

<talking about thier son>...do u ever hope your son grows up to be a great football player like his dad or do you hope he grows up to be a singer......like mariah carey???

LMAOO

booyakasha!!

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