HAZE Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 These are actual ads taken from different newspapers:FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES.----------------------------------FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.-----------------------------FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.------------------------------GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.-------------------------------------FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE... BETTER BE A REWARD.-----------------------------------1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer----------------------------SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.-------------------------------COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.-------------------------------NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.-------------------------------------HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"-----------------------------------------GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.------------------------------------------NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.-----------------------------------------TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 -- $9 PER HOUR.-------------------------------------------EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175.-------------------------------------------JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.------------------------------------------ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.-------------------------------------------OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE & DONUTS.--------------------------------------(AND THE BEST ONE)FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month.....Wife knows everything. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkissa Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 those just brightened my morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entheogen808 Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Originally posted by DarrellG ----------------------------------FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.-------------------------------COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.-------------------------------NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.-------------------------------------EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175. :laugh: these had me on the floor :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlhopeful Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 x 10 those were funnnny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aenimarulz Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 those were hilarious!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprod98 Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 haha:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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