eggmok Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 she tripped over a cordless phone . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetgoldmire Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Yo momma's so fat, her nickname is "DAMN!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Yo' mamma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map she can see the people waving! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sauvee88 Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Yo mama's so fat her waist size is equator!!Yo mama's so fat she has her own blood type: Rocky Road.Yo mama's so fat that in order to get any you have to slap those thighs and RIDE the wave in!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetgoldmire Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Yo momma so fat, she chased a school bus full of white kids shouting "Stop that twinkie!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted April 4 Author Report Share Posted April 4 yo momma's so dumb that she went to gap to get her teeth fixed . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetgoldmire Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Yo momma's so dirty, someone yelled "Hit the dirt!" and everyone punched yo momma!Yo momma so fat, if you wanna fuck her, you gotta roll her around in flour and look for the wet spotYo momma so stupid, she went to Dr Dre for a papsmeerYo momma so fat, she stepped outside, and the neighborhood kids yelled "HEY KOOLAID!"Yo momma so stupid, she thought "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Originally posted by sauvee88 Yo mama's so fat that in order to get any you have to slap those thighs and RIDE the wave in!! OMG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetgoldmire Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Yo momma so funky, she made Right Guard turn left.Yo Momma so Fat, She put on Guess Jean and squeezed an answer out.Yo momma so nasty, when she put a tampon on the crabs start bungee jumpingYo momma so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merkie Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Originally posted by velvetgoldmire Yo momma so nasty, when she put a tampon on the crabs start bungee jumping That is so gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revaluation Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Yo momma's so fat, she has other little momma's orbiting her.Yo momma's so black, she leaves fingerprints on charcoal.Yo momma's so black, when she gets in the car the oil light comes on.Yo momma's house is so small, the front and back door are on the same hinge.Yo momma's so poor, I saw her kickin' a can and said 'whatcha doin?", she said "movin'!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted April 4 Author Report Share Posted April 4 yo mama so dum she thought taco bell was a phone company in mexico . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a dollar bill and made change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetgoldmire Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Yo momma's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!You're momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Yo mama has a penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 LMAOO.. I wish I had more to add, but I'm blanking now... I got a few saved at home somewhere.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted April 4 Author Report Share Posted April 4 yo momma's so black that she left fingerprints on charcoal . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomybalz Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Your mama is so fat after sex I rolled over twice and I was still on top of her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Levi's?"Yo mama's so stupid, at the bottom of the application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Your mom is so dumb that when your dad said to your her, "we're getting a color TV" your mom asked, "what color?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Your mom is so stupid, when the doctor told her she had to take a pregnancy test, she asked how long she had to study Your Mom is so stupid, she thought that Fruit Punch was a gay boxer. Your Mom is so stupid she didn't know what a triple hum bucker with two-way switching and a Floyd rose double locking tremolo was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomybalz Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 You mama is so stupid I caught her fishing with a hook and real in the frozen food sectionIf you will suck my soul I will lick your funky emotions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Your mamma is so fat, that she fell in love and broke it!!there are only two ugly people in this world, and your mamma is both of them!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomybalz Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 your mama is so fat you can't even see her legs it just looks like she's squatin across the floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetgoldmire Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Yo momma so fat, they painted a racing stripe down her back to tell if she's walkin or rollin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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