brickhouse Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 From a reliable source, I heard a rumor that every DJ who is scheduled to play at Exit ever again has cancelled, and Exit is having this big coverup, telling people they'll be there. Instead, they'll be playing a rotation of the hottest new CDs, such as DJ Sammy's Ministry of Sound comiplation, and Louie DeVito's NYC Underground Party Volume 3. The people working at Exit are not to be trusted: they know of this nefarious plot and are all in on it. The next time Bugout or Jon Stephen says they're playing at Exit, DON'T BELIEVE THEM! They're lying too! It's all part of the plot!Further rumors I've heard:The door check policy there isn't actually to look for drugs; rather, it's so the bouncers can feel up your crotch. Why would they want to keep the drugs out anyway?The drinks there are not actually made with alcohol at all. In reality, they're charging $7 a pop for alcohol flavored water.Tony Draper will in fact be coming back to Exit. He'll be putting the afforementioned hot new CDs into the changers.Hope you all appreciate the info. Like I said before, it's all from a reliable source. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotcheme Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tunnelbandit Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 FuK what ya heard!!!...I just talked to like the head promoter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avalondon3 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by tunnelbandit FuK what ya heard!!!...I just talked to like the head promoter :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeeker Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by brickhouse From a reliable source, I heard a rumor that every DJ who is scheduled to play at Exit ever again has cancelled, and Exit is having this big coverup, telling people they'll be there. Instead, they'll be playing a rotation of the hottest new CDs, such as DJ Sammy's Ministry of Sound comiplation, and Louie DeVito's NYC Underground Party Volume 3. The people working at Exit are not to be trusted: they know of this nefarious plot and are all in on it. The next time Bugout or Jon Stephen says they're playing at Exit, DON'T BELIEVE THEM! They're lying too! It's all part of the plot!Further rumors I've heard:The door check policy there isn't actually to look for drugs; rather, it's so the bouncers can feel up your crotch. Why would they want to keep the drugs out anyway?The drinks there are not actually made with alcohol at all. In reality, they're charging $7 a pop for alcohol flavored water.Tony Draper will in fact be coming back to Exit. He'll be putting the afforementioned hot new CDs into the changers.Hope you all appreciate the info. Like I said before, it's all from a reliable source. Dissapointingly unfunny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avalondon3 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by zeeker Dissapointingly unfunny. Give the Great Defender Of Exit Act a break, will ya? Its getting old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tottallyoff Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 those are not rumors. that is all true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeeker Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by avalondon3 Give the Great Defender Of Exit Act a break, will ya? Its getting old. I'm not defending Exit. He just spent way to much time on that one for it to come out so lame. So many other people on here would have made it much more funny. Thats all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myke Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by zeeker I'm not defending Exit. He just spent way to much time on that one for it to come out so lame. So many other people on here would have made it much more funny. Thats all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr0ne Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by tunnelbandit FuK what ya heard!!!...I just gave head to the promoter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tunnelbandit Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by dr0ne Myke gave me a pearl necklace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehunter Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 :laugh: Who cares anyway. Nobody is gonna actually admit to going there. Going there is like the old fat chick joke. They're fun until your friends see you on one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny595 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 not that i am supporting exit or anything but that was so unbelieveable...at least make up some lies that would make people ask questions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by johnny595 not that i am supporting exit or anything but that was so unbelieveable...at least make up some lies that would make people ask questions It was a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acura Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by tunnelbandit FuK what ya heard!!!...I just talked to like the head promoter LMAO!!!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by zeeker I'm not defending Exit. He just spent way to much time on that one for it to come out so lame. So many other people on here would have made it much more funny. Thats all. like me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avalondon3 Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 Originally posted by smokesum like me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codica3 Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 Originally posted by kaydup It was a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickhouse Posted April 9 Author Report Share Posted April 9 In case anyone missed the point, it was a rip on the people on the board who always jump to crazy conclusions just as much as it was a rip on Exit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turpentyine Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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