Friend BUSTED (long)

[housedog]

Just a little warning to BE CAREFUL, and not stupid like I was!

So my gay ass got busted for a pill this past Sunday Morning heading to the

Sound Factory S&M

party.

Before anyone freaks I got off with a Disorderly Conduct Violation, no

criminal record and just

have to take a Drug Treatment Readiness program next week. Sadly my next court

date is the June

30th, the Monday after pride....*sigh*

Anywho, the skinny on the 26 hours spent in custody:

My friend and I were walking down 46th street towards Sound Factory, me in S&M

gear and her

dressed as a naughty nurse with a bright blue wig on....of course asking to get

stared at! So

we

decided to take our pills before we got inside, since we didn't want to go

through the

searching.

We stop half a block away from SF and make a joke about undercover cops (oh the

foreshadowing!

I

see a guy stare at us (not unusual considering the outfits) and walk into the

building next to

us.

He had keys and all. So my friend unwraps the pills and hands me one and the

next thing I

know,

the guy from the building bum rushes her, flashes his badge and demand she hand

over what she

has.

Then 3 other undercovers materialize from the fucking thin air and are all

over her. I freak

out

and drop my pill on the floor. The cuff her and then turn their attention on me

, standing off

to

the side smoking a cigarette.

They ask "So, what you got?"

Me: "Nothing, I'm just smoking a cigarrete, no idea what you're talking about"

(of course play

dumb, what else was there to do?)

They look around on the floor find the pill and then cuff me too.

I had an open orange juice container, and they ask me if there is K in there.

Ok a little

aside,

what a fucking stupid question....who the fuck puts K in g'damn orange juice?

Shouldn't I have

baked that shit first??? If he asked about G, then maybe, freaking idiotic

narcs...know your

damn

drugs! He proceeds to spillout the juice...there goes breakfast!

They ask if we have anything else, because we will be searched. I say no but am

stashing half a

gram of coke and 2 little bags of tina crumbs which i have hidden in a hidden

pocket in my

leather

shorts. They search out pockets and our bags, find my friends cuffs that were

part of her

outfit

and look all puzzled and then pull out my id. So now I have 4 undercover cops

looking at my id,

looking at me all puzzled and looking at my friend all puzzled over the cuffs:

Officer 1 to Officer 2: "Check this shit out" hands id over...and then they

play show and tell

amongst each other.

Officer 2: "So you lost a lot of weight huh?"

Me: "yes"

Them: "Wow, how much, you look great!"

Me: "125, thanks"

Them: "Dayuuumm!"

ok, wtf, i'm sitting on 46th street in cuffs and rubber at 8 am in the morning,

can we please

fucking get this shit over with and get me in a car off the fuckin street and

not dicuss my

weigth

loss, there's a freaking time and a place, this was neither!

Then the cops who have the paddy wagon come up and say " Club Kids huh?" I

could have clobbered

her. "So what was going on in Sf?"

Me: "S&M party, but i somehow didnt make it in"

She was not amused.

Anywho, took us to a long ass grey van with tinted windown where there was

another poor poor

soul

in the back who had been busted before us.

I'm freaking out at this point, not sure what I've been charged with....a

felony, a misdemeanor,

nothing? no idea....no one told me. But my friend and I decide no use

freaking out, cant solve

anything we just have to deal with the situation at hand. So then we pretty

much start laughing

at

the whole situation, from the ridiculous outfits to the fact that we are going

to have to march

into the general prison population in aforementioned outfits...oh this shit

only happens to us!

The guy in the back started bitching....My cuffs are too tight, when the hell

are we going to

get

out of this van, i wasnt smoking weed!!!

officers: deal, sometime around noon, well your K'ed out!

him: my shoulders hurt, 4 more hours???!?!?!?!?, but i got booked for weed, i

dont even fucking

smoke weed, i hate that shit!!

poor kid, fucked for weed, doesnt even do it! oh the irony....

Drive around for a couple of hours, time crawling by, fuck that...it had fuckin

stopped. Then

they pick up another juicer from SF and stick him next to me. This kids buggin

the fuck out.

Sweating profusely, not really all with it. I ask him if hes alright...no

response, then he

finally speaks up and says he needs to water.... They first say..."This ain't

Mcdonald's we dont

do requests" but when they finally look at him, realize he really needs some

water. So at one

point, there are 2 cops clawing their way through the van, one recuffing the

guy in the back so

he

would shut the fuck up and and the other lady, taking off the guys jacket

getting him some

water....oh the comotion on 34th street. The hot dog vendor next to us got a

nice little show!

Then they turn to me and my friend..."What the hell's wrong with you, neither

of you have been

complaining?"

Me: "Well, acutally i'm in rubber, and the sweat is begininng to pool on the

seat, could you

unzip

me?"

Her: "what?!?!?!??

me: "uh, rubber?"

her: "Oh, S&M, right...."

proceeded to unzip me

My friend: "Acutally could, you pull my skirt down, i'm a bit exposed, and

button me???"

oh its just got way to comical

Cop: "what about the cuffs? oh, never mind S&M, you must be used to it" then

turns back around.

WTF...must be used it???...at this point I turn to my friend and wonder what

the hell they think

of us, besided the fact that they think were are a couple....morons!

The guy next to me (mark) is fidgeting and complaining the whole time and the

lady cop says: "If

I

find anything in the van, I'm giving you another charge!"

I'm thinking: "SCORE!!! YES!!"

Drive around for a couple more hours and then pick us this poor fuck for having

a roach so

fucking

small you couldnt even see it. he had stepped 4 steps out of his apartment

building, and them

bam, royaly fucked by undercover.

The finally take us to the precinct on 54th st. Park at the end of the the

block. Let me set

the

situation for you:

Sunday the 28th, 12:30 in the afternoon, beautiful day, sunny, perfect 72

degrees and everyone,

their mom and their dog from Iowa are out and about in midtown and my office is

freaking 2

blocks

down.

Out steps my friend in a nurses outfit and a bight blue wig, looking like a

prostitutes in

cuffs.

Next comes 4 men, 1 with K all over her nose, another one with coke all over

his nose, the poor

bastard wiht the roach, and me in rubber.

They fuckin chain us together and march us down the block into the precinct....

With Blake, Muffy and their dog snookums from Iowa watching as we marching in

shackles.

Ok of all the situations i have been in, that right there was the down right

most embarrassing

situation. Did they really need the damn chains????

They take us to a small holding cell, strip search us, take mugshots and

fingerprints to process

us to take us to central booking downtown. I was wearing bicep bands, and the

officer strip

searching me askes "what are you trying to be wonder woman or something?" Cut

the damn comments

i'm not in the damn mood! But at least he let me change into the tshirt in my

bag, i was not

looking forward to walking into a holding cell in central booking with other

men, wearing

rubber....

The lady cop says to me and my friend:

"You too have been our model prisoners, why cant everyone be like you?"

Me: "Oh, thanks! I'll make sure to tell my mom that when I recount this story!"

get fuckin real!

Meanwhile, Mark goes to get finger printed, and Mike says to me:

"Dude, that guy is totally stashing, he keeps stuffing baggies down the seat,

and everytime I

see

him throw something down, I kick it back up, thats fucked up yo!"

Me: "Really?!??!?!?"

Mark comes back and mike goes to get printed and Mark says " You, that bro is

trying to pin

baggies on me, I'm not stashing man, I dont have any baggies!"

Me: "Really?!?!?!!?! thats fucked up yo!"

By the time we get out of the precinct its 4pm, they re-chain us so Blake,

Muffy and Snookums

can

get a good look again and march us back down the block to the van and down to

central booking,

before which we were warned by our arresting officers...."dont mess with the

women over there,

they are a bunch of bitches" Thanks, i'll keep that in mind, while i twiddle my

thumbs for 14

more

hours!

Oh what a mess central booking is:

They search you again, take a mug again and take you to for a medical

questionaire which goes

along the lines of:

Them: "Are you alerigic to anything"

Them: "Do you take any medications?"

Them: "Smoke?"

Them: "Alcohol?"

Them: "Drugs?"

Me: "NO!"

what the fuck do you think i'm freaking here for....we all answered no. What a

dumb fucking

question....stupid government strikes again! *sigh*

They take us to a holding cell, which has metal benches, and teal floors and

walls. Feed us

stale

bologne sandwiches but dont fret, you vegetarians, they have stale peanut

butter (no jelly)

sandwiches for you....all served with koolaid!! it was just like a picnick!

woo hoo. and a

steel

toilet with a divider which cut off mid thigh...thanks for the cover guys, no

no really, you

shouldnt have!

Sit around for a couple of hours, try to sleep with my jacket balled up as my

pillow, bed, best

friend??

Then they move us to another cell, this time smaller, with more people...few

more hours

there....then the tell us...oh the judge went home, you are stuck here for the

night. I almost

lost my shit right then and there. i was going insane, stir crazy i tell you.

those of you who

know me, know i cant sit in one place for too long...i fidget, get bored need

more stimulation.

Teal walls, 26 inmates, and steel benchs DO NOT classify as stimulation.

Then the cops get another bright idea, to move us to another holding cell, this

time even

smaller....oh geez, now only half of us can lay down, the rest get to stand and

glare at the

snore-ers wondering what we can do to get them to stop fucking snoring....Some

time around 3 am

they give us breakfast....cereal...called Complete...now with 8 more vitamins

and minerals than

before....woo hoo! BY this time i'm so bored i'm almost in tears. But to

amuse myself, i read

every single thing on the milk carton and cereal box, memorizing how to spell

the really hard

ingredients. making sure to quiz myself later. Then with just enough to doze

off into sleepy

land, they bust in, wake us all up and come mop the floor with this industrial

shit which would

cause an elephant to pass out from asphyxiation. So, we are cranky, bored,

irritable, half

stoned,

since people have smoking up like its their home, half high from the inhalants

they slopped on

the

floor, and not able to sleep on the damn floor cause its wet and making us all

nauseated....oh

the

fun! Finally at 8 am I see my lawyer....the case has been brought down to the

violation....just

sign up for the class and i'm scott free.

Get the hell out of court at 10 am monday morning. Relishing in my freedom and

laughing my ass

off, when reunited with my friend, at the past 26 hours that crawled by slower

than my grandma

trying to cross an 8 lane highway. The freedom felt a bit wierd...i was wiggin

out when i left

the court room and realized that no one was following me or controling my every

move. Cant

imagine

what it feels like after a longer incarceration. Although the converstations

of "so whatcya in

for??" "fuckin bloomberg" were kinda amusing. But never again!

Lessons learned:

1. Do your shit at home! in private

2. Its easier to get shit into central booking than it is to exit. I mean i

could have walked

into

county with bags of shit and no one would have known.

3. Act nice to cops....they processed my friend and I first...since we were so

quiet

4. Narcs have no idea what the fuck the drugs they are dealing with are

5. BE CAREFUL

all's well that ends well!

[rdancer]

im glad everything worked out for the better, even though it seemed to be going downhill from the moment you were caught....

I hope you learned this life lesson well.

[ecpolo521]

Thats one hell of a story I must say. Good thing charges were lowered. Everybody, BE SAFE AND BE CAREFUL. F*$k the cops, F*$k Bloomberg!

[maximman]

nice entry. kept me interested the whole time...

at least i'll know what to expect if i ever get arrested.

[jaysea]

hahahahahahahahahaha

that was fucking classic, Great Story, it COULD OF BEEN ALOT WORSE,

Atleast u werent doing runWay in your cell,

And did anyone else find this kinda exotic?

Tell the truth, u liked being stripped out of your rubber HUH?

All Serious n shit> Bummer, happy your ok tho,

me<

[hotcheme]

what a story.... you had me laughing at points. glad you are ok now.

[sexxyme]

Great story hehe

Glad you and your friend are ok

[hotcheme]

wake us all up and come mop the floor with this industrial shit which would cause an elephant to pass out from asphyxiation

i think that is my favorite part of the whole thing...

[waaaaa]

hahaha

[Twilo Beauty]

LOLLLOLLLLOLK

Dude, I just told everyone in my office what happened to you! They are all laughing their asses off!

LOLLLLLLOL

Thanks for the story.

Glad things went rather decent for you.

-iliana

:laugh:

[edwardt]

DAMN!!!!!!!!! Sorry to hear that.. I was in SI booking ones and it wasn't pretty.. I can only imagine how you felt

And what you said about EXIT it's true too.. Last week we went with my friends not only that I was asked to take my shoes off the guy was massaging my balls for 5 min.. I was like would you like me to unzip so you can do a better job

[housedog]

To Let everyone know, This happen to 2 friends of mine, not me. I just recieved the email from him, and thought you would all enjoy it.

Like he said Watch out and be careful. Everytime I go to Vinyl for Danny, I smoke an L to the head, right outside my car. I got to change it up and do something different. There is NO WAY in HELL I want to get caught smoking in public and go thru this shit.

[ecua626]

Originally posted by edwardt

DAMN!!!!!!!!! Sorry to hear that.. I was in SI booking ones and it wasn't pretty.. I can only imagine how you felt

And what you said about EXIT it's true too.. Last week we went with my friends not only that I was asked to take my shoes off the guy was massaging my balls for 5 min.. I was like would you like me to unzip so you can do a better job

stop lying u wanted him to touch u in all sorts of ways he he:tongue:

[edwardt]

Originally posted by ecua626

stop lying u wanted him to touch u in all sorts of ways he he:tongue:

LMAO!!! I KICK YOU!!!

[ecua626]

Originally posted by edwardt

LMAO!!! I KICK YOU!!!

jew kicked my dog?

btw that story had me crackin up...... at least u laughed about it??

[edwardt]

Originally posted by ecua626

jew kicked my dog?

btw that story had me crackin up...... at least u laughed about it??

NO NO NO it was u who kick my dog!

no not really, cause i know how that kid felt and trust me it aint funny when you in his shoes!

[Beverage10]

Gee I wonder who this was

[housedog]

This is the craziest thing I have heard. I feel so bad for them. I am glad it all turned out ok. But those 26 hours must been very LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

Originally posted by Beverage10

Gee I wonder who this was

[squirt111]

thats a sick story...

[chris817]

At least you did not take anything before being busted.

I could not imagine being arrested trippin balls!!

I would bug the fuck out

[djmikedr]

wow. good reading!

I have a similar story, dont really want to share it publically tho -

[nSyNcBaBy]

Officer 1 to Officer 2: "Check this shit out" hands id over...and then they

play show and tell

amongst each other.

Officer 2: "So you lost a lot of weight huh?"

Me: "yes"

Them: "Wow, how much, you look great!"

Me: "125, thanks"

Them: "Dayuuumm!"

ok, wtf, i'm sitting on 46th street in cuffs and rubber at 8 am in the morning,

can we please

fucking get this shit over with and get me in a car off the fuckin street and not dicuss my weigth loss

LOL

[ecua626]

Originally posted by squirt111

thats a sick story...

sicker than the one of me and u .................ummm i wont get there...he he lol jk

[weed247]

THAT STORY WAS GREAT.IT WAS SO DAM FUNNY.

I DIDNT KNOW ,IT WAS THAT HARSH.

THANKS FOR THE INTERESTING THREAD:laugh: