rdntheshortbus Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 My nostrils are yellow, and all I can smell is lemon Pledge....I was cleaning this morning, noticed I had huffed all the Pledge in stock...So I blew my nose on the dust rag and rubbed it into the wooden coffee table at Tigger's apartment...The table looks like new!!!!This is really a great find...Get fucked up all weekend, smell like fresh lemons...Then come home and spend the sleepless night polishing up all the wood furniture...WTF!?!?!??!Idea!!!!Rod... we could go into the furniture cleaning business and make a killing... Any thoughts or suggestions!?!??! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted May 21 Author Report Share Posted May 21 The only problem I can think of is trying to sneak in a can of Lemon Pledge to Surf and Tempt's on Sunday....I dont think I can hide that in my shoe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njstacked2 Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 I need to go to the Sniffer Doctor Again....my nose never healed from last summer! Bus...check your PMs....The Cookies are still in the Cookie Jar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted May 21 Author Report Share Posted May 21 Take da huffa awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay..............I am so amped for this weekend...I brought two lemon pledge cans to work today just to have some fun whilllllllleeeeeeespppppppppostingoijn cP....fuffffffffhufffffinn.. is ohh so ucmuch fun kiddzz....Whare R da penk elaufunts goin.???Roddd.. the animalzz are gooo oout of the cageess.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted May 21 Author Report Share Posted May 21 Stacked...Bus found a fix for the schazola...I super glued that rubber blue pool liner to the inside of my nasal passage...I was sniffing pebbles and sand last night... didnt feel a thing...My eyes were burning like a motherfucker.... but oh well...wawawawawawawawawawa.....whhiiippiiitzzzz!!!!!!waawaawaaawas.... hahaHhsfhshaHAHAHAHA....!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 bus ya dont even know BBBBBBBro, ththththththAAAAAAA...........diggaS loving the rain, there were some down power L,L,L,L,L,LINES in ddddda parking L,L,L,LOT...................put onE foot in a puddle and BIT the shit out a POWER LINE.........................power went out in HOBOKEN for 15 min........................my hair never looked SSSSo G,G,G,GOODoh and thanks for the AQUA NET HAIR SPRAY, mixed it w/ some vanilla extract.........................i've been cookin it up all mornin in the pantry!!!!!!!!! i got the whole floor singing "OVER THE RAINBOW" and chasing little EWOKS!!!!!...................................peoples nose hair have never looked so straight!!!! who would known you could wiff hairspray...............GOTTA LOVE THE HOUSEHOLD DRUGS............................................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siciliawoman Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus My nostrils are yellow, and all I can smell is lemon Pledge....I was cleaning this morning, noticed I had huffed all the Pledge in stock...So I blew my nose on the dust rag and rubbed it into the wooden coffee table at Tigger's apartment...The table looks like new!!!!This is really a great find...Get fucked up all weekend, smell like fresh lemons...Then come home and spend the sleepless night polishing up all the wood furniture...WTF!?!?!??!Idea!!!!Rod... we could go into the furniture cleaning business and make a killing... Any thoughts or suggestions!?!??! :laugh: this is actually hilarious cuz when i'm all amped up from blasts at 4 in the morning on a saturday night....i tend to have an urge to clean..but, that may not be the point here.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njstacked2 Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Smack doesnt interfere with your nose...right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joegio Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 shut up rod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 oh and rose, we also found that the hair spray thing works too................bus and i were wiffin hairspray all night!!!!!!!! we were frolickin around mo-town like farm animals trippin our headz off.................................thaugh we were in matrix and started jumpin through the air!!!!!!!!!when the trip was done this morning my roomate bugged b/c we used all he hairspray, i looked over at bus............he clogged one nostril and shot a huge snot rocket in her hair..............PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!gotta love bus and I we are always lookin out for everyone!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 joe, i think the slinky thread is over by the fashion board........................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siciliawoman Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Originally posted by roddigga oh and rose, we also found that the hair spray thing works too................bus and i were wiffin hairspray all night!!!!!!!! we were frolickin around mo-town like farm animals trippin our headz off.................................thaugh we were in matrix and started jumpin through the air!!!!!!!!!when the trip was done this morning my roomate bugged b/c we used all he hairspray, i looked over at bus............he clogged one nostril and shot a huge snot rocket in her hair..............PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!gotta love bus and I we are always lookin out for everyone!!!!!!! i love the talent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 good call bus, how the fug we gonna sneak bottles of hair spray and lemon pledge into surf???????????looks like we're gonna have to sneak into the cleaning closet at surf and start drinking the BLEECH again!!!!!!remember last year, when we both drank the whole bottle and walked out with WHITE LIPS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siciliawoman Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Originally posted by roddigga good call bus, how the fug we gonna sneak bottles of hair spray and lemon pledge into surf???????????looks like we're gonna have to sneak into the cleaning closet at surf and start drinking the BLEECH again!!!!!!remember last year, when we both drank the whole bottle and walked out with WHITE LIPS ahhahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you are too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joegio Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 shouldn't you be cleaning the computer screen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 exactly joe, hence our new experiment, "pay tention BEEEEECH" and read the thread...............get high while CLEANING, damm joe, you sure are DUMB............!!!!!!my desk at work has never looked so clean, and girls are flockin to my desk askin for some more hairspray!!!!!!!!!!!HIT THE GYM LITTLE BOY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted May 21 Author Report Share Posted May 21 ahhh.... The memories in Mo-town...Almost as fun as the Blast arm workout at FDU....Supersett's of Bi's and Tri's with bumps in between each set....That was a record size log I dropped in the men's room...Those bumps really cleaned out my pipes...Almost as good as the time we sniffed lines of Palmolive...Softens hands and nasal passages, while you do dishes!!!!Rod was blowin green bubbles out his nose for a month!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siciliawoman Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus ahhh.... The memories in Mo-town...Almost as fun as the Blast arm workout at FDU....Supersett's of Bi's and Tri's with bumps in between each set....That was a record size log I dropped in the men's room...Those bumps really cleaned out my pipes...Almost as good as the time we sniffed lines of Palmolive...Softens hands and nasal passages, while you do dishes!!!!Rod was blowin green bubbles out his nose for a month!!! you know palmolive comes in different colors now:laugh: this is too funny.....such creative men you guys are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 BUS...........how great is it that WD40 comes with a STRAW!!!!! how convinient...............shoot and spray my ass, bus and i came up with new instructions, POINT AND RAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!the sqeak in the nose is gona BUS!!!!!!!!!!, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted May 21 Author Report Share Posted May 21 Thanks Sacil... I think the term "altered" would be more fitting though....Most memorable moment... Dondero, Bus and Digga at the crib in Mo-town...New Invention...The Human Dishwasher!!!We were almost through the third lick, Dave was hittin rails like a true champ...Then Rod secretly drops down a line of Palmolive...Dave rips it up like a pro... Goes cross eyed and drooling like a labatomy patient....We then tossed Dondero into the already filled tub of hot water, clothes and all...Then proceeded to pile up a yrs worth of dirty dishes in the tub...Held Dave's head under the water... as he started fighting, and trying to get air... the Palmolive bumps began to foam up the water...We then just stood back as Dave flailed around the tub...With Towels in hand, we lit up the shower nozzle, began rinsing the dishes, and pulled them out for a quick towel off, then back on the shelves...The Human Dishwasher!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 LOL............................im done brotha, we're gonna leave on that note, i gotta wait till all the pleadge wears off,................. THAT WAS TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carguy19 Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 HOLY SCHRRRECK BUS !!!!!!!I willnever look at that movie the same way after last night bro..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted May 21 Author Report Share Posted May 21 LMFAO!!!!For anyone ever wanting to star in an animated movie...Just do mad bumps of k and watch Shrek....I played Shrek's other sidekick, Dookey, last night.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus LMFAO!!!!For anyone ever wanting to star in an animated movie...Just do mad bumps of k and watch Shrek....I played Shrek's other sidekick, Dookey, last night.... riggs' new nickname......dookie lips!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.