whadupg Posted June 5 Report Share Posted June 5 Liquor Warning Labels Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the followingwarning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: ______ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what thehell happened to your bra and panties.. _____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you arewhispering when you are not. _____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing likea retard. _____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell yourfriendsover and over again that you love them. _____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you cansing. _____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe thatex-lovers are dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. _____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you canlogically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. ____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause ofinexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back. _____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that youare tougher, smarter, faster, and better looking than most people.. _____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. _____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. _____ WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you kan tipereel goood.(that last one reminded me of that stripper from Gloucester ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prplhz Posted June 5 Report Share Posted June 5 Originally posted by whadupg (that last one reminded me of that stripper from Gloucester ) :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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