teeman555 Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 by far the funniest post i've read....everyone else needs to lighten up or don't read his posts.....btw i've noticed many on this site biting this guys style... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogekid Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 Originally posted by godisadj this board has become a joke. i cant even explain how stupid this board is. i will ask the mods to shut it down for at least a month to remove this garbage. yea!!! great. now kill yourself, immediately.speaking of The Alliance, what happened to the days of GV Inc??? monsterguido, try and track down grope while i work on secretly ushering shlonger back into Jersey scene without any terrorist alarms and whistles going off.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teeman555 Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 Originally posted by ou812 Don't know or care about you triceps. My group of guido pals back in the day would put you to shame, because they were bigger, harder, crazier (mentally), and did more G than you (like that's something to be proud of anyway). New school "pretty boy" guidos do not impress me.But don't worry, I've had plenty of shirtless days at Tempts....................................................then I grew up. BTW, you can find pics of me on NJGuido if you care to look for them, cause I don't right now.Have a scoop and a smile maturity trip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 Originally posted by teeman555 maturity trip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 btw i've noticed many on this site biting this guys style... That indeed...I am a big fan of Monster and The Grope...Keeping the dream alive while they were gearing up for the summer....So fucking hot!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsterguido78 Posted June 13 Author Report Share Posted June 13 Rick is doing well and still consuming large amounts of Vito's Weekend club mix. He will be returning under a new name as I did. You will know him obviously from his style of writing. I have been on njguido for a while but it gets boring. I am back and ready to posts my daily and weekedn adventuresI just invernted a new back flex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 Originally posted by monsterguido78 GH UPDATEOver the weekend I took some overseas clients down to Baltimore for the Preakness Stakes. I had a good time with my Japanese buyers while setting myself up for an extremely wealthy account and payday(going to buy crates of G as soon as they sign the proposal). Showed them an American pastime while buttering them up. Unfortunately, I couldn't expose them to any of Vito's mix because the last thing I wanted was them to get carried out of Pimlico park on stretchers(god only knows that the EMT's down there are not professional Guido master GHB carry out specialists). Did my caps in the restroom and didn't get carried out once. Saw a cute little waitress checking out my Arnold shoulders through my 4,500.00 custom made Gucci suit imported from Italy. Got back to our table in the executive club area and took off the coat in order to make a cell phone victim out of this waitress. Walked over to her flexing my Joe Weider Pecs and my Ronnie Coleman triceps with a Romeo y Julietta(executive guido cigar) in my mouth. She was in awe of my good looks and DePalma Brothers Traps(and probably my Vito enhanced coconut breath) and succumbed to my predatory cell phone. Took the clients over to DC for cocktails at OZIO and 1223 before taking them to our penthouses at the hotel for what they thought was the end of the night. I told Te Ching and Kwok(last names omitted) that I was heading in for the night and would meet them in the morning for our shuttle flight back to Newark. Went to my hotel room and filled up a gold plated flask with Vito's road trip mix and was on my way. Called some Iranian promoters I know(DC is full of them, unlike NY where the promoters are Italian or Russian kids from Queens or Brooklyn who live in a small apartment with no driveway) and had them set me up for afterhours at Club Five in Dupont Circle in DC. Got the usual bottle and complementary table service and used it well of course. I don't know if it was the tan sheer Issey Miyake shirt I was wearing, the Gucci shoes, or the Craig Titus biceps I have but the exotic strippers flocked to me. I shared the wealth and gave everyone a glass of Dom while getting my cell phone ready for overload. I was having a great time so I spiked the table bottles with Vito's mix for some added pep! At this point, the time had come for me to break out the cell phone for what may have been a record breaking cell phone entry night. Unfortunately, I hadn't realized that my Guido GHB Sensation Motorola has been getting filled as the summer rush has been kicking as of late. Lost out on breaking the record in the cell phone so I did a cap and improvised. Pulled out my Mont Blanc and got a napkin off of the table for the night's collection. Ended up leaving the Iranian promoters behind after some thank you's and invites to NY/NJ. Took a couple of these DC exotics back to my Penthouse for an all night GHB induced bang picnic. Made sure Kwok and Te Ching were sleeping in their room next door and then I went for the kill. I will spare everyone the details but use your imagination. Flexed my Triceps at least 45 times before I went to bed that night. So today when we get back to Newark was the greatest part. Saw my clients to their hotel downtown and had the limo drop me off at Vito's for a new case of his mix. He had his memorial day ultimate carried out mix being prepped in the tub for bottling when I got there. Took some samples and got ready to head back to my apartment for some good GHB sleep. Got in my car(that I wisely left there over the weekend before my trip) and I head towards Route 46 for my trek home. Hot some traffic by Willowbrook so I decided to check out my arms real quick in the mirror. Fast forward about half an hour later and there was a fat lady in my window knocking it like crazy. I guess I drank too much. Thank god it wasn't captain Guido sleep cause then I would've been assed out.Hope you all enjoyed my weekend. My Triceps need their sleep now because there is a big time Guido weekend coming up. And it is those triceps will fill my cell phone. GH You must really lack confidence to feel you need a 4,500.00 suit to look good. Do you know how many Xbox games you can buy with 4,500.00?!!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsterguido78 Posted June 13 Author Report Share Posted June 13 I love mirrors. The cup I drink my G in has a total reflection of my pecs, I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 Originally posted by monsterguido78 I love mirrors. The cup I drink my G in has a total reflection of my pecs, I love it. I told a girl once i love looking in her eyes becuase i can see my reflection in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdflfactoria Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 This takes me back to 98-99....some of the peeps in the scene were f'en HUGE!! I mean HUGE!! TEMPS use to be plagued with fights from roid rages.....people passing/dying because of G....people dropping like timber (caught one chic on the way down....dead weight).... a person or 2 croaking each weekend...sick!!Do u go back to that era monsterguido? Just curious!!Scary how you guys love G....had 2 friends die from the shit. One died, was brought back outside our house (White House) then goes back to it the next day. INSANE!! No longer with us.These are the days where people would be doing juice - G - Coke - E - Booze cocktails ALL DAY LONG!!!!Of course a lot of the 'players' are either dead or in jail now.Chills down my spine just thinking about the shit back in those days....................surprised more people didn't die each weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
braveheart24 Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 the summers of 98-99 i was working at surf club saw so many girls get carried out from the beach and club........one girl was blue on the beach she later sliped into a coma all her friends denied they knew her really fucked up.....anyway those summers were insane some guys i knew had a house acroos the street fom surf club allnight parties constant red strobe goin on crazy ........but alot of those guys are locked up now fuckedup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdflfactoria Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 LOL.....HOLY S***.....I totally remember that place. Yes, tons of people would just deny knowing their friends as they lay there dying. F'ED UP!! Needless to say that the 99 summer was nice and hot too (if I recall correctly)...doing all that shit and then laying out in the hot sun doesnt help.My house was one block away from SURF CLUB...white house....across from the chinese restaurant on 35. You would know you were there because of the bikes and car line up in front. People used to line up after TEMPS to get in.....lol.The reputation of the house goes all the way to BOSTON!!!Non-stop partying!!Wonder if I know you....if u bartended at SURF back then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
braveheart24 Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 the summer was hot as hell wish it was like that now........ i know that house partyed there after temps. people would do all kinds of shit then drink and bake in the sun. c'mon you have to know your goin pass out crazy....anyway i might know you was at your house a few times too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdflfactoria Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 I hear you on that..........we could use some sun BADLY.If u did...u probably would recognize me at least.....but the days of doing shit are done. Nowadays things are not even worth doing anymore. 5-0 put a good lockdown on any good things from coming thru....and as far as G goes....only did it once by mistake when someone put it into my drink.Almost died.Better off doing stackers.... ...and now they want to take THAT OFF THE MARKET TOO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 Originally posted by 3rdflfactoria This takes me back to 98-99....some of the peeps in the scene were f'en HUGE!! I mean HUGE!! TEMPS use to be plagued with fights from roid rages.....people passing/dying because of G....people dropping like timber (caught one chic on the way down....dead weight).... a person or 2 croaking each weekend...sick!!Do u go back to that era monsterguido? Just curious!!Scary how you guys love G....had 2 friends die from the shit. One died, was brought back outside our house (White House) then goes back to it the next day. INSANE!! No longer with us.These are the days where people would be doing juice - G - Coke - E - Booze cocktails ALL DAY LONG!!!!Of course a lot of the 'players' are either dead or in jail now.Chills down my spine just thinking about the shit back in those days....................surprised more people didn't die each weekend. Are you kidding Gil??? 98-99 were like the "Summer of Love" compared to like 95-96. 98-99 everyone had gotten their hands on X and everyone was happy go lucky................95-96, now that was big juiceheads and bloodbaths at the club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdflfactoria Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 ....but in regards to people dying and stuff......98-99 saw a lot more deaths......primarily because of G and it also being a really hot summer that year.Not to take anything away from 95-96....lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H-BomB Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 Originally posted by braveheart24 the summer was hot as hell wish it was like that now........ i know that house partyed there after temps. people would do all kinds of shit then drink and bake in the sun. c'mon you have to know your goin pass out crazy....anyway i might know you was at your house a few times too. I had a house a block away from tempts that summer.. my crew rolled deep.. it was insane. The music was sick, the drugs were good, the vibe was awesome.I go to tempts now and I am discusted. Maybe it's because I no longer do drugs, or because the music, crowd and my friends have changed, but i just don't feel it like I use to.. sad. I wish I could do those days all over again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 Originally posted by braveheart24 .....anyway those summers were insane some guys i knew had a house acroos the street fom surf club allnight parties constant red strobe goin on crazy ........but alot of those guys are locked up now fuckedup I remember that house................... :laugh: Not surprised they are in prison now though Originally posted by H-BomB I had a house a block away from tempts that summer.. my crew rolled deep.. it was insane. The music was sick, the drugs were good, the vibe was awesome.I go to tempts now and I am discusted. Maybe it's because I no longer do drugs, or because the music, crowd and my friends have changed, but i just don't feel it like I use to.. sad. I wish I could do those days all over again Yeah, I think alot of people, myself included, share this sentiment, but you can't relive the past.Insanity - Doing the same thing over and over but expecting different results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsterguido78 Posted June 15 Author Report Share Posted June 15 GAVEMY CAT SOME G BY MISTAKE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H-BomB Posted June 16 Report Share Posted June 16 Originally posted by monsterguido78 GAVEMY CAT SOME G BY MISTAKE bahahahahaha now that's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsterguido78 Posted June 16 Author Report Share Posted June 16 Originally posted by njbambino21 The Preakness was 3 weekends ago any real goombah would know that....and nobody cares Yeah I know asshole. I just felt like posting it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harddtime Posted June 16 Report Share Posted June 16 Originally posted by thesandman He used to post under MonsterGuido46 or something... His last post bragged about how he had his own hospital room reserved for his constant OD's at Temps every Sat and Sun night.....Great Stuff.... I may make it my signature.... HOSPITAL room? get some friends to take you to a car and sleep that shit off, or just have them stuff some adderall in your mouth.and as for buying crates, if he's buying "crates" off some dude named vito he's OBVIOUSLY paying wayy too much and not too itelligent anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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