guest00901 Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 Subject: Politically InCorrectSOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART IWhat do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? > > >Juan on Juan< < <What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? > > >The position of the dirt bag< < <Why is divorce so expensive? > > >Because it's worth it< < <What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? > > > One US leader.< < <What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? > > > Doughnuts< < <Why is air a lot like sex? > > > Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any< < <Define "Egghead": > > > What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty< < <What do you call a smart blonde? > > > A golden retriever.< < <What do attorneys use for birth control? > > > Their personalities.< < <What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? > > > 45 lbs.< < <What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? > > > 45 minutes.< < <How many women does it take to change a light bulb? > > > None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch< < <Why do men want to marry virgins? > > > They can't stand criticism< < <Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,caring, and good-looking? > > > Because those men already have boyfriends< < < (lmao true dat! lol)What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? > > > After a year, the dog is still excited to see you< < <What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?> > > The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.< < <A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade.Who has the biggest boobs? > > > The blonde, because she's 18< < <Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? > > > Because they have cotton balls< < <What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? > > > A porcupine has the pricks on the outside< < <What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? > > > "Are you sure it's mine?"< < <What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? > > > Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck< < <Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? > > > Mace will do that to you< < <Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? > > > Breasts don't have eyes.< < <1. What's the Cuban National Anthem? > > > "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"< < <2. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? > > > A different bar< < < 3. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? > > > They named him "Sum Ting Wong"< < <4. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? > > > A speech impediment< < <5. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? > > > They're hiring< < <6. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? > > > A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe."< < <7. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the "F" word?> > > Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!< < <8. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?> > > A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."< < <9. My, my, how times have changed.(LMAO)> > > Years ago...When 100 white men chased one black man, we called it the Ku Klux Klan; today they call it the PGA TOUR.10. Why is there no Disneyland in China?> > > No one's tall enough to go on the good rides< < <(oooooH! thats FU*KED UP!lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 You forgot one:What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar???- A FLAMETHROWER!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveespa Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 8. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?> > > A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe thisshit..."< < <LMAO!!!! i love that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 c'mon, that's not offensive Three kids are in the third grade. A hispanic kid, a white kid and a black kid. Who has the biggest dick?>>the black kid, because he's 14.<<A guy saw a woman being locked in a trunk. A little later, he walked over and asked if she needed help. She screamed yes and that she would do anything to get out. >>Five minutes later, a man walked up and said "why do you keep standing there, opening the trunk and closing it a couple minutes later?"The other man replied "if i let her out, she'll stop sucking her way to freedom.<<What's better than fucking a 4 year old?>>Nothing.<< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings. She says, "Answer the door." He says, "But my face is a mess." She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich." He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 Originally posted by marcid21 A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings. She says, "Answer the door." He says, "But my face is a mess." She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich." He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead." That's disgusting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dgmodel Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 Originally posted by sexxybabyd Subject: Politically InCorrectSOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART IWhat do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? > > >Juan on Juan< < <What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? > > >The position of the dirt bag< < <Why is divorce so expensive? > > >Because it's worth it< < <What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? > > > One US leader.< < <What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? > > > Doughnuts< < <Why is air a lot like sex? > > > Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any< < <Define "Egghead": > > > What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty< < <What do you call a smart blonde? > > > A golden retriever.< < <What do attorneys use for birth control? > > > Their personalities.< < <What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? > > > 45 lbs.< < <What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? > > > 45 minutes.< < <How many women does it take to change a light bulb? > > > None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch< < <Why do men want to marry virgins? > > > They can't stand criticism< < <Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,caring, and good-looking? > > > Because those men already have boyfriends< < < (lmao true dat! lol)What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? > > > After a year, the dog is still excited to see you< < <What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?> > > The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.< < <A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade.Who has the biggest boobs? > > > The blonde, because she's 18< < <Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? > > > Because they have cotton balls< < <What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? > > > A porcupine has the pricks on the outside< < <What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? > > > "Are you sure it's mine?"< < <What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? > > > Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck< < <Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? > > > Mace will do that to you< < <Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? > > > Breasts don't have eyes.< < <1. What's the Cuban National Anthem? > > > "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"< < <2. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? > > > A different bar< < < 3. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? > > > They named him "Sum Ting Wong"< < <4. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? > > > A speech impediment< < <5. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? > > > They're hiring< < <6. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? > > > A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe."< < <7. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the "F" word?> > > Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!< < <8. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?> > > A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."< < <9. My, my, how times have changed.(LMAO)> > > Years ago...When 100 white men chased one black man, we called it the Ku Klux Klan; today they call it the PGA TOUR.10. Why is there no Disneyland in China?> > > No one's tall enough to go on the good rides< < <(oooooH! thats FU*KED UP!lol) lmao... :laugh: ...lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dknybabe2929 Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 Fineones, I love the pic in your sig My boyfriend has 2 chihuahuas and he would love that pic...so funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineones Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 Originally posted by dknybabe2929 Fineones, I love the pic in your sig My boyfriend has 2 chihuahuas and he would love that pic...so funny!! \Thanks i just think its a pretty dress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted June 23 Author Report Share Posted June 23 Originally posted by fineones \Thanks i just think its a pretty dress Please don't make me worry about you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineones Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 Originally posted by sexxybabyd Please don't make me worry about you haha ....im all good believe me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 How do you make a seven year old girl cry twice?Wipe your bloody dick against her teddy bear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stdiamante Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 this shit is too funny to read at work!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dknybabe2929 Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 Originally posted by nomembername How do you make a seven year old girl cry twice?Wipe your bloody dick against her teddy bear! OMG, thats fuckin sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 Originally posted by nomembername How do you make a seven year old girl cry twice?Wipe your bloody dick against her teddy bear! omgthats pretty disturbing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 A little boy and a pedophile go walking through the woods. They get deeper and deeper into the woods and the little boy looks up at the pedophile and says, "It's dark out here and I'm getting scared." The Pedophile looks at the little boy and says, "your scared, I have to walk out of here alone." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disk-ofreak Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 Originally posted by nomembername How do you make a seven year old girl cry twice?Wipe your bloody dick against her teddy bear! thats fuckin sick:vomit3: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 Why does everyone I tell about the girl and the teddy bear get so offended by it?It's a joke! I am going to hell now though!How bout this one: What is the worst part about fucking a girl with a bald pussy?Taking off the diaper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 What's the best thing about fucking a 6-year-old?You dick look so big in those little hands.What's the worse thing about being a pedophile?Getting the blood out of the clown suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tunnelbandit Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 Why can't Stevie Wonder read?Because he's black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 What's the definition of disgusting?Stuffing 12 oysters up your Grandma's pussy and sucking out 13.What's grey and slides down toilet walls?George michael's latest release.What is grosser than gross? When you dream about eating chocolate pudding, and you wake up with a spoon in your ass.What's grosser than gross?When you sip on a bloody mary and you find a pubic hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 Q. What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?A. Before the First Period.Q. What's better than a dozen roses on your piano?A. Tulips on your organ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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