quoth Posted July 4 Report Share Posted July 4 Subject: Windas Two Towsand - Brooklyn Edition Dear Consumas: It come ta our attention dat a cuppla copies of da Windas 2000 - Brooklyn Edition wuz accidentally shipped outsida Brooklyn. If youse got wunna dese, you gonna need some help unnerstandin da commands. Da Brooklyn Edition may be recognized by da unique openin screen. It reads: "WINDAS 2000" wit a backgroun picture of Grand Army Plaza. When you starts da program, insteada da usual harpy, stringy music, you hears da teme from da Godfadda. It is also shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava. PLEASE ALSO NOTE: Recycle Bin is labeled "Staten Island." My Computer is called "My Friggin Computa." The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk." Deleted Items are referred to as "Wacked," "Erased," or "Rubbed Out." Control Panel is known as "Da Bosses." Performing an "illegal operation" is known as "enhancin the family business" and will actually maximize da program insteada shuttin it down. Hard Drive is referred to as "Da BQE Rush Hour." Instead of an error message a "Ya aint gonna friggin believe dis" pops up. CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN DA BROOKLYN EDITION: OK..............Sure ting Cancel..........Fuggedaboudit Reset...........Start Ova Yes.............Yeah No..............Nah Find............Put a contract out on Browse..........Get a looksee Back............U-toin Help............Help aint available. Youse dont need no stinkin help Stop............Knock it off Start...........Move it! Settings........Heres da Rules We regrets any inconvenience it may have caused if you mistakenly received a copy of da BROOKLYN EDITION. You kin retoin it to Microsoft for a replacement version. Youse got a problem wit dat? Sincerely, Billy (foureyes) Gates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sexxyme Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 :laugh: I <3 Brooklyn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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reddog4063 Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 the grand army plaza background made me bust out laughing.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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