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Subject: Windas Two Towsand - Brooklyn Edition

Dear Consumas:

It come ta our attention dat a cuppla copies of da Windas 2000 - Brooklyn

Edition wuz accidentally shipped outsida Brooklyn. If youse got wunna dese,

you gonna need some help unnerstandin da commands.

Da Brooklyn Edition may be recognized by da unique openin screen. It reads:

"WINDAS 2000" wit a backgroun picture of Grand Army Plaza. When you starts

da program,

insteada da usual harpy, stringy music, you hears da teme from da Godfadda.

It is also shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava.

PLEASE ALSO NOTE:

Recycle Bin is labeled "Staten Island."

My Computer is called "My Friggin Computa."

The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk."

Deleted Items are referred to as "Wacked," "Erased," or "Rubbed Out."

Control Panel is known as "Da Bosses."

Performing an "illegal operation" is known as "enhancin the family

business"

and will actually maximize da program insteada shuttin it down.

Hard Drive is referred to as "Da BQE Rush Hour."

Instead of an error message a "Ya aint gonna friggin believe dis" pops up.

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN DA BROOKLYN EDITION:

OK..............Sure ting

Cancel..........Fuggedaboudit

Reset...........Start Ova

Yes.............Yeah

No..............Nah

Find............Put a contract out on

Browse..........Get a looksee

Back............U-toin

Help............Help aint available. Youse dont need no stinkin help

Stop............Knock it off

Start...........Move it!

Settings........Heres da Rules

We regrets any inconvenience it may have caused if you mistakenly received

a copy of da BROOKLYN EDITION. You kin retoin it to Microsoft for a replacement version. Youse got a problem wit dat?

Sincerely,

Billy (foureyes) Gates

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