coolpet Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 "OUCH! Your standing on my FOOT!"j/k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 you dont need an opening line when your doing the guido fist pump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poccnr Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 ....the piercing in my tounge is actually retracted back into my throat.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 i was at red the other night, which was its second night ever at that location, and that venue has also just been renovated very recently, so it's practically a new place.two guys asked me if i go there often . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostin310 Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 "Hi, I'm hung." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 lol. (You're hysterical.)Of course, if the foot they are standing on is size 13 shoe, you really dont have to say anything else. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 my favorite line is, "hi, my name is _______ [enter name], what's yours?"lines blow ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostin310 Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 Originally posted by weyes my favorite line is, "hi, my name is _______ [enter name], what's yours?"lines blow ! Yeah, that's a good way to go... But it's fun to modify it a bit..."hi, my name is ________ [enter name], is your name yummy?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 Originally posted by lostin310 Yeah, that's a good way to go... But it's fun to modify it a bit..."hi, my name is ________ [enter name], is your name yummy?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 Nice Shoes.............. WANNA FUCK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 best of all pick up lines .... (drum roll please! lol)NO WORDS. Just two winks of the eye.wink ("yes, i'm looking at you")wink ("yeah, this way, follow me") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by lalate best of all pick up lines .... (drum roll please! lol)NO WORDS. Just two winks of the eye.wink ("yes, i'm looking at you")wink ("yeah, this way, follow me") winking is creepy ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobadrinker Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 speaking of which, what is the consensus on the new Arena event (formally Red)?one of my favorite pick up line (but crass):"Lets go have breakfast. How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, sunny side up? or fertilized?":D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 "Tell me, was it love at first site for you, or should I walk on by again?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostin310 Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 You know, one that was said jokingly and won points because the girl hadn't heard it before and thought it was clever..."Is your daddy a thief?""No, why?""Because he must have stolen the stars from the sky to put that twinkle in your eyes" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 Actually, while it sounds like a shameless plug, it works - "I can get you into White Lotus." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akatok1 Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 mines is oooooooooh yeaaaa i wanta hit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Originally posted by lalate Actually, while it sounds like a shameless plug, it works - "I can get you into White Lotus." i hate it when guys give me the "i've got pull at better places than this" stuff or drop names. lacks class.most of this thread is just foolin' around, lalate; i hope you are, too . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubbie78 Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Fuck me if I'm wrong...but do I know you from somewhere?orIs that a keg in your pants...cause I just wanna tap that ass!Of course you can never use these lines seriously, but after talking witha girl for a bit you can always use them to make a girl laugh! And that works better than any pickup line! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostin310 Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Originally posted by weyes i hate it when guys give me the "i've got pull at better places than this" stuff or drop names. lacks class.most of this thread is just foolin' around, lalate; i hope you are, too . Yeah, but those guys usually shop at Bernini... And they're usually full of shit. Example - I was at a bar at the Belagio in Vegas around 6:00am with two girls I had met. This guy comes up talking about how he runs the big club there (Light or something like that)... So he starts being a dick and pisses this girl off so she starts going off on him. Next thing you know he's telling us he's going to get security to throw us out and takes off. About 5 minutes later security comes up and starts talking to us and we can see the guy is over talking to security and smiling... With two hot girls working their charm on the security guards, plus me playing it cool, the guy got removed lalate - was that you ?? j/k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Naaa -- lolllllll that wasnt ME lol (actually DONT LIKE bernini clothes at all). (Now the story about someone in Von Dutch on Melrose - that was me j/k)weyes -- lol But doesn't "the I Dream of Genie double wink wink" work at Spundae? Right? j/k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted July 22 Report Share Posted July 22 Originally posted by lalate ...weyes -- lol But doesn't "the I Dream of Genie double wink wink" work at Spundae? Right? j/k i'll tell ya what did work on me at spundae:"can i take you out sometime?"silly me; it only took me 3 months to figure out that that was feeding me a line !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orisha Posted July 22 Report Share Posted July 22 Naughty Boy! now go to my room! I'ma girl so I don't need any..neeneer neener neener! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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