fierydesire Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 . . . why is it some guys/girls feel that its cool for them to crash after you guys Its like if its not someone I like or care for and it was a mere conquest, then you should get the fuck out . . . shit I don't wanna wake up next to your ass. . . I usually pull the "I have mad shit to do tomorrow card" What are some of your techniques? if any? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 Originally posted by fierydesire . . . why is it some guys/girls feel that its cool for them to crash after you guys Its like if its not someone I like or care for and it was a mere conquest, then you should get the fuck out . . . shit I don't wanna wake up next to your ass. . . I usually pull the "I have mad shit to do tomorrow card" hmmm....well....good! I'm glad you understand why I tossed your ass out. Technique? I usually just grab my clothes and run while the dude is still light-headed from losing his load. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted July 15 Author Report Share Posted July 15 Originally posted by marcid21 hmmm....well....good! I'm glad you understand why I tossed your ass out. Technique? I usually just grab my clothes and run while the dude is still light-headed from losing his load. :laugh: biatch, I just wanted to cuddle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 Originally posted by marcid21 hmmm....well....good! I'm glad you understand why I tossed your ass out. Technique? I usually just grab my clothes and run while the dude is still light-headed from losing his load. Yeah good plan... don't forget your clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 "...my wife might be home soon...she likes to surprise me while she's away..."...that covers soooo many things... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted July 15 Author Report Share Posted July 15 that is just fucked up . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 yeah hun, i hate that too. the worst is when it is someone youre not even interested in and they come over to watch a movie or someting & they just dont know when to leave. ive had to practically lead people to the door and tell them they have to leave. you would think if you say "i have to get up early" or "im tired" they would get the hint but they never do for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 Originally posted by marcid21 hmmm....well....good! I'm glad you understand why I tossed your ass out. Technique? I usually just grab my clothes and run while the dude is still light-headed from losing his load. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 Originally posted by fierydesire :laugh: biatch, I just wanted to cuddle yer breath stank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 Originally posted by marcid21 yer breath stank. "I have a appointment to check up on my herpes. better get going." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 Marci and Z you bitches are too much :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 Originally posted by naughtybabe Marci and Z you bitches are too much :laugh: she just wants my clam.....and that's ok....cause she gives it to me good in the rear.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 telling them that you wet the bed should do the trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted July 15 Author Report Share Posted July 15 Once again only you Pete . . . if some guy told me they wet the bed I would throw up and be like you are fucken nasty, maybe you should get a diaper pan . . .marci . . . your ass is stank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 Originally posted by fierydesire . . . why is it some guys/girls feel that its cool for them to crash after you guys Its like if its not someone I like or care for and it was a mere conquest, then you should get the fuck out . . . shit I don't wanna wake up next to your ass. . . I usually pull the "I have mad shit to do tomorrow card" What are some of your techniques? if any? sneak out like a thief in the night... and grab a few eggs out of the fridge put them in your socks before you go... (you know for brkfst when you get home) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted July 15 Author Report Share Posted July 15 n/m supposed to be a new thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 lol... :laugh: ...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 Originally posted by somebitch ...the worst is when it is someone youre not even interested in and they come over to watch a movie or someting & they just dont know when to leave. ive had to practically lead people to the door and tell them they have to leave. you would think if you say "i have to get up early" or "im tired" they would get the hint but they never do for some reason...i have a friend who i don't see all that often 'cause he lives a bit of a ways away, but when i do, i often end up spending 2 days over at his place. the sun'll start setting and i'll be comfy and i'll be thinking about how i'd love so much to stay but that i probably should go, and then he'll say, "what time do you have to be at work tomorrow?" and i'll know that we're in for another night together . at this point i almost assume that i'll stay as long as i can, 'cause that's what we do, but i try to make clear to him that he should just kick me out whenever, 'cause otherwise i could just stay forever . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximman Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 Originally posted by dgmodel and grab a few eggs out of the fridge put them in your socks before you go... (you know for brkfst when you get home) :laugh: :laugh: I thought you were going to say, to throw at them if they woke up. Keepin them for breakfast is a much better idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 Just have a friend call that night... Have a fake conversation as if it is your parents... When you hang up... Just tell them that your parents are coming by for a visit in the morning... (If you don't live at home of course)Usually ladies have enough respect for themselves to not be caught in a mans place in there B-Day suit when the parents come along... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 Originally posted by elementx Just have a friend call that night... Have a fake conversation as if it is your parents... When you hang up... Just tell them that your parents are coming by for a visit in the morning... (If you don't live at home of course)Usually ladies have enough respect for themselves to not be caught in a mans place in there B-Day suit when the parents come along... brilliant!!! you should've been a girl, with the way you think! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 Originally posted by vixenfoxxy brilliant!!! you should've been a girl, with the way you think! I would be such a tramp... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by maximman :laugh: :laugh: I thought you were going to say, to throw at them if they woke up. Keepin them for breakfast is a much better idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by elementx Just have a friend call that night... Have a fake conversation as if it is your parents... When you hang up... Just tell them that your parents are coming by for a visit in the morning... (If you don't live at home of course)Usually ladies have enough respect for themselves to not be caught in a mans place in there B-Day suit when the parents come along... haha classic babes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 You need one of these I think..........................Booty Call Contract This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2003, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have anything to talk about.4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff - only sex allowed.5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.12. No extra clothing - I don't want you leaving anything behind when you leave.13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get up, get dressed and go home.14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.19. No glove, no love. Go home.20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for you.* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until you understand the rules.Participating PartySignature_______________________________________Date: ________________Participating PartySignature_______________________________________Date: ________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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