nomembername Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Everyone knows this one:1.) Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up. 2.) The Dirty Sanchez (Classic) - A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into the woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez. 3.) The Woody Woodpecker: When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap the head of your cock on her forehead. 4.) Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick lapping away and discover that it just happens to be the time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 I swear to god if any guy did this to me id bite his dick off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by nomembername 3.) The Woody Woodpecker: When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap the head of your cock on her forehead. Only one on that list i would do lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 Let us not forget the popular :The Rusty Trombone - This is when you are standing and your girl is behind you tossing your salad while at the same time she is reaching around and jerking you offandThe Houdini - While fucking a chick doggystyle. Right before you blow your load, you spit on her back which makes her think you're blowing it.....but you're not. She turns to look, and BAM! you blow it in her face.NOTE**If you are skilled enough to make it into her eye and she screams "Arrrr", then you have just completed the ANGRY PIRATE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxichikk Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 funniest things i have heard in a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by nomembername Let us not forget the popular :The Rusty Trombone - This is when you are standing and your girl is behind you tossing your salad while at the same time she is reaching around and jerking you offandThe Houdini - While fucking a chick doggystyle. Right before you blow your load, you spit on her back which makes her think you're blowing it.....but you're not. She turns to look, and BAM! you blow it in her face.NOTE**If you are skilled enough to make it into her eye and she screams "Arrrr", then you have just completed the ANGRY PIRATE. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by nomembername Everyone knows this one:1.) Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up. 2.) The Dirty Sanchez (Classic) - A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into the woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez. :laugh: Omg this is sooo funny..Some friends and I were talking about these the other night.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Originally posted by nomembername NOTE**If you are skilled enough to make it into her eye and she screams "Arrrr", then you have just completed the ANGRY PIRATE. hahahah that has to be the funniest thing ive read on CP ever!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Originally posted by nomembername The Houdini - While fucking a chick doggystyle. Right before you blow your load, you spit on her back which makes her think you're blowing it.....but you're not. She turns to look, and BAM! you blow it in her face.NOTE**If you are skilled enough to make it into her eye and she screams "Arrrr", then you have just completed the ANGRY PIRATE. omg :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted July 18 Author Report Share Posted July 18 A few more for those who waited patiently:You have to love The Blumpkin - the act of recieving a blowjob while taking a shit.andThe Rodeo - A bunch of your closest friends are hidden in a bedroom closet prior to the sexual encounter. While you are banging the slut doggie style they jump out with a stop watch and scream "O.K. GO"... you try to hold on for as long as you can while she tries to throw you off.The Angry Dragon - On the first round of the night, work up an extremely large load during a blow job. Just before you're about to explode, grab the back of her head and ram your cock as far down her throat as possible, causing her to gag on your pint of fluid. The result? She spews it out of her nose, making her resemble an angry dragon.Tea Bagging (Very Popular) - When she takes your ball sack into her mouth and holds it there like a tea bag in a cup of hot water (Dipping in and out of her mouth is a class move).more to come! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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