Guest gabo Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Anytime you hear this you know it's gonna be a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 kinda like... "so im on top of this girl right"........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 OR " SO, IM STANDING THERE BUTT NAKED RIGHT....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 "So i'd just opened the can of mayonnaise, right...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y0usuck Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 and the classic " so I got my tounge in this chicks ass right..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by y0usuck and the classic " so I got my tounge in this chicks ass right..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by cintron "So i'd just opened the can of mayonnaise, right...." Mayo, eh? Sounds kinky! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by y0usuck and the classic " so I got my tounge in this chicks ass right..." Yup...............that was the one I was waiting for.I'm ova heeeeeere now, you filthy animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 "Turns out those lumps on my ballsack were just..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 So I'm with my girl's mom right..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y0usuck Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by ou812 Yup...............that was the one I was waiting for.I'm ova heeeeeere now, you filthy animal. " and she says to my why are you licking my ass? I said BECAUSE YOUR PUSSY TASTES LIKE SHIT ohhhhhh!"I love Dice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by y0usuck " and she says to my why are you licking my ass? I said BECAUSE YOUR PUSSY TASTES LIKE SHIT ohhhhhh!"I love Dice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y0usuck Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by linabina I gotta love a girl that repects the Dice man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikmyLipz Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 "last time i went to the gyno, she gave me her number, and offered me money to...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdionysus Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by y0usuck and the classic " so I got my tounge in this chicks ass right..." so I got my tounge in this chicks ass right... and she turns around like, do I know you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikmyLipz Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by njdionysus so I got my tounge in this chicks ass right... and she turns around like, do I know you? u know what.. thats not funny!4yrs ago at the factory underwear party......i was in the 3rd floor bathroom peen then pulling up my thigh hi's and i was mangled.. someone pushed the door open to the stall but i had one foot on the toilet, i didnt really pay attention, some guy licked my asscrack! and ran out.. when i turned around the whole bathroom watched and was laughing.. i was sooooooooo scared my foot almost fell in the toilet too...shit like that only happens to me.. i dont get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y0usuck Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by LikmyLipz u know what.. thats not funny!4yrs ago at the factory underwear party......i was in the 3rd floor bathroom peen then pulling up my thigh hi's and i was mangled.. someone pushed the door open to the stall but i had one foot on the toilet, i didnt really pay attention, some guy licked my asscrack! and ran out.. when i turned around the whole bathroom watched and was laughing.. i was sooooooooo scared my foot almost fell in the toilet too...shit like that only happens to me.. i dont get it That was you, sorry about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineones Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 ....NEXT THING I KNOW I WAKE UP IN A DUMPSTER BEHIND A STRIP CLUB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 "...and that's when I found out she was my SISTER!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 "so I wake up this morning and the dogs licking my nuts"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikmyLipz Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by gabo "so I wake up this morning and the dogs licking my nuts"... better yet..."i wake up this morning and im licking the dogs nuts" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by y0usuck I gotta love a girl that repects the Dice man. he used to be my neighbor in brooklyn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y0usuck Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by linabina he used to be my neighbor in brooklyn Thats pretty sweet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 from what i remember he was quite the asshole funny as hell nontheless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 ..and then you woke up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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