mp3some Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 got his on my email today...- Cross my heart this happened to someone. This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to school at Ithaca College. For two years, he has wanted to ask a certain girl (who is also from Westchester and also goes to Ithaca) out on a date, but has never had the courage. Finally, one day over the summer, he sees her at home and musters up the courage to ask her out. She accepts, and they make dinner plans for Saturday night. Friday night, this guy goes out with all of his buddies, and drinks like Prohibition is coming back. Saturday, he is in such bad shape that he can't make it through twenty minutes without either throwing up or using the bathroom. After several hours of this, he is able to stop throwing up, but he is still running to the toilet every 20 minutes. He doesn't want to cancel the date, because he's afraid he won't ever talk to her again. So they meet in Westchester, and take the train to New York City (about a 30 minute ride). They get to the restaurant, and he excuses himself during the appetizers to use the bathroom. They enjoy the rest of the appetizers without interruption, but he has to go back again during the entrees. They decide to get dessert. During dessert, our hero feels another rumbling, but doesn't want to look like a complete bathroom freak, so he holds it. After a few minutes, the rumbling subsides, but he still has a bit of gas stored up. He decides to let this little bit of gas fly right there at the table (discreetly, of course). Unfortunately, this little bit of gas came with another little surprise. "Oh crap," he thinks (and feels). Instead of running to the bathroom right away, our hero immediately leans on the arms of his chair to keep from sitting on this surprise. He maintains this yoga position for the rest of dessert, trying to figure out what to do before his tan pants (a) start to smell, or ( start to show stains on the outside. He quickly pays for dinner and they leave the restaurant. Oh, by the way, he is walking like a cowboy. On the way to the train station, they pass the Gap. "Do you mind if I run in and buy a sweater that I was looking at last week?" he asks. "No problem, I'd like to look around too," she replies. They go into the Gap. Fortunately, at the Gap, men's fashions are on the right, women's fashions are on the left. They split up. Our hero grabs the first sweater within reach, and hurries back to the khakis. After selecting a pair that most closely resemble his current outfit, he brings both items to the register. His eyes are on his date (still on the other side of the store) to make sure that she doesn't see him buying the pants. He doesn't even want the sweater, so he says through clenched teeth (just in case his date can read lips from 40 feet away) "Just the pants." "What?" asks the Gap girl. "Just the pants!" (Eyes still trained on his date.) Gap girl: "Oh, OK." He pays for the pants and walks over to his date; then they leave the store. They board the train just before it leaves the station and find two seats in the middle of the car. Without sitting down, our hero excuses himself and walks to the bathroom in the back of the car. He gets to the bathroom as the train departs, and quickly rips off his pants and boxer shorts. He rolls them into a ball and throws them out the window. After cleaning himself off, he opens the Gap bag and pulls out...just the sweater. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveespa Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 must have sucked to be him lol, but i doubt thats a true story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiggityca Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 that would be fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveespa Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 Originally posted by kiggityca that would be fun! what would be so fun about:confused:.......that would be terrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiggityca Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 i was kidding! but it would be funny for everyone other than the guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0nythelover Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 something like that happened to me once. for some reason i was sick in school in the library or something and let some gas loose and crapped my pants a little. luckily i had gym shorts so i went to the bathroom to clean up and switched to shorts, threw out the pants and headed to the lockerroom. in the lockerroom i took a shower and it was all good. im just lucky i had black jeans on and wasnt on a date. hey shit happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveespa Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 Originally posted by kiggityca i was kidding! but it would be funny for everyone other than the guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiggityca Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 hehe sorry, it was my first post on here, interesting topic to come in on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karch Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 fucken hilarious... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiggityca Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 a friend of mine has a story he loves to tell about a date where he took a dump in this girl's house and the toilet wouldn't flush... he didn't know what to do and was totally pancking! he fished it out of the toilet and put it in a plastic bag (not sure where he got the bag) and then put the bag in his coat pocket (?!). before he left, the girl's father gave him a big hug with the bag of crap smushed between them! when the kid finally left the house he tossed the bag of crap out onto the LIE. pretty gross but it's a hilarious story the way he tells it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0nythelover Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 Originally posted by kiggityca a friend of mine has a story he loves to tell about a date where he took a dump in this girl's house and the toilet wouldn't flush... he didn't know what to do and was totally pancking! he fished it out of the toilet and put it in a plastic bag (not sure where he got the bag) and then put the bag in his coat pocket (?!). before he left, the girl's father gave him a big hug with the bag of crap smushed between them! when the kid finally left the house he tossed the bag of crap out onto the LIE. pretty gross but it's a hilarious story the way he tells it! hahaha this is kinda off topic but this kid i knew was trying to steal cheez wiz once. he put it in his pocket but his pants were tight. so the manager caught him and was like give me it back but my friend couldnt cuz it was stuck. so the manager starts trying to take it out himself and starts spraying cheez in this kids pocket and allover the place. the kid was young and crying and his parents had to pick him up. he had cheez all over his pants and a can of cheez wiz in his pocket all night... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 so it all worked out in the end... kind of dissapointing, i was hoping the girl would freak out on his ass or try to slap him in the ass or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vsoto212 Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 OMG that was funny, lolol :laugh: thats messed upvictor sotored carpet rpomo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 wow NO SHIT!?(no pun intended) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Originally posted by teklord310 so it all worked out in the end... kind of dissapointing, i was hoping the girl would freak out on his ass or try to slap him in the ass or something. Dude, I don't know if you noticed, but it DIDN'T all work out in the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sassa Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakbeatz2 Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAwow that was tooooooo funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sdeelite Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 This was a fwd going around about a yr ago.How much truth there is to the story...well no one knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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