boobiepants Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 and if there were naked chix there!!!!maybe i could get naked and he will show up, i am sure that could work;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclefester401 Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by boobiepants and if there were naked chix there!!!!maybe i could get naked and he will show up, i am sure that could work;) I think he knows better, than to actually think you'd get naked. Besides, if he wanted to go see naked chicks he'd just go to the foxy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boobiepants Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by xlr8ted Frank and Beans. i made song up for my future husband with those wordshehehefrank&beans frank&beans frank&beansok maybe it doesn't work on a message board, but maybe if you are lucky you can hear it:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boobiepants Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by unclefester401 I think he knows better, than to actually think you'd get naked. Besides, if he wanted to go see naked chicks he'd just go to the foxy. i don't know, mike and i tried to get him to go the other night and well he was just being old and bitter, shit he didn't even show up on his own birthday, i was there waitingwho the hells backs out on their own birthday:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted August 22 Author Report Share Posted August 22 Good job dropping the dead weight X. But now you need to be the fun, happy-go-lucky, whore-banging single guy. Not some dude who goes to weddings stag and does yard work on Saturdays. Don't be that guy man. Nobody likes that guy except girls who sucks. And you don't want to be a guy who's liked by girls who suck, do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by nyis4meatheads Good job dropping the dead weight X. But now you need to be the fun, happy-go-lucky, whore-banging single guy. Not some dude who goes to weddings stag and does yard work on Saturdays. Don't be that guy man. Nobody likes that guy except girls who sucks. And you don't want to be a guy who's liked by girls who suck, do you? I want some Uber-sluts.....No, no I don't wanna be liked by girls who suck, I wanna be sucked by girls who suck... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 good post nyis.X, u can start by blowing off that wedding and going to Digweed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prplhz Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by xlr8ted Yoy guys must have missed this? This was one of the funniest things, I couldn't stop laughing... But then again I have the giggles today so I'll laugh at anything:tongue: BTW, I used to go to Bad Abbotts all the time when I worked in Quincy...Tonight-Nothing, just dinner and a movieTomorrow - Beach and Digweed tomorrow nightSunday - Studying CPA materialsGroove I think that X might actually party harder then me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by stymie good post nyis.X, u can start by blowing off that wedding and going to Digweed. I wish I could, anyone doing anything next weekend around Boston.. I got the red sox, pub/drug crawl... then whatever... Meetup and i'll make it a triple threat and go to PVD, do you need tix in advance to see this prick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by xlr8ted I don't try... they just fall that way... No girlfriend either, broke up.. I hated her, tried to break up w/ her, never worked, so I took her to Play, haven't talked to her since, I think your shitty place idea worked...(Yes Todd, I know this is wide open right now, I just set it, go for the spike. ) You doing these things WITHOUT a girlfriend?!? Okay, clearly then you are trying to repress your flaming homosexuality by hiding out in obscure bars and nightmare weddings.Stop hiding, be yourself dude, ride the rainbow of fruit flavor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by prplhz Sunday - Studying CPA materials X'll be all over this too I bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by groovefire You doing these things WITHOUT a girlfriend?!? Okay, clearly then you are trying to repress your flaming homosexuality by hiding out in obscure bars and nightmare weddings.Stop hiding, be yourself dude, ride the rainbow of fruit flavor. Your Coach Hardass today huh ? Ok, I'm sorry I tried to post your Willy Wonka thread on Cp, I honestly didn't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whadupg Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 ...and like 5 budlights X you need to lay off the drinking pal. Ok - so tonight's a little up in the air - I'm possibly.....Heading up to the beach with a couple of the manch-vegas girlies to see Wayne Brady (guy from who's line is it anyway) at the Casino ballroom (I mean who wouldn't want to do that instead of going to Avalon to see Digweed ) yeah they suck, but I still love em. OR going to a huge "moving out of the apartment and need to have one final bash" party up in Somerville. Will include lots of flip cup and beruit.OR I'm meeting a friend up in Portsmouth and just doing a little pub hopping. Tomorrow - heading into Boston for lunch and shopping (i think?) then back to meet people at my place and then back to Boston - Jillian's pregame - Digweed gametime and who knows post game. Sunday - probablly finishing up a project that I should have finished last week if I don't finish it tonight or tomorrow morning - but if it's nice then I'll probablly blow it off again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by xlr8ted Your Coach Hardass today huh ? Ok, I'm sorry I tried to post your Willy Wonka thread on Cp, I honestly didn't know. Eh, we rip Ras a new one every week, but at least she's pluggin face and going to a club to stare at the pretty, pretty lights.You leave Boston to spend your nights in towns people spend their whole lives trying to get out of, sit at the bar, and hope somehow the chubby divorsee at the end of the bar will ask you dance the next time "Every Rose Has A Thorn" comes on.J fucking V dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by whadupg ...and like 5 budlights X you need to lay off the drinking pal. I know, I hope nobody notices I've been drinking, I can hide all the other stuff pretty well.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prplhz Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by xlr8ted I wish I could, anyone doing anything next weekend around Boston.. I got the red sox, pub/drug crawl... then whatever... Meetup and i'll make it a triple threat and go to PVD, do you need tix in advance to see this prick? I have an extra if you need it... I'll even give you a discount off the door price.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by groovefire and hope somehow the chubby divorsee They're usually seperated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by groovefire Eh, we rip Ras a new one every week, but at least she's pluggin face and going to a club to stare at the pretty, pretty lights.You leave Boston to spend your nights in towns people spend their whole lives trying to get out of, sit at the bar, and hope somehow the chubby divorsee at the end of the bar will ask you dance the next time "Every Rose Has A Thorn" comes on.J fucking V dude. For the record, if you bang the divorcee in the bathroom, then bail and somehow stick her with your bartab, VARSITY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by prplhz I have an extra if you need it... I'll even give you a discount off the door price.... Hmmm. then there'd be a thread about selling me the ticket, and how you wished Buckman was going.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted August 22 Author Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by boobiepants who the hells backs out on their own birthday:rolleyes: I bet X would back out of his own birthday if you tried to make him do something fun X, you seem to be having trouble adjusting to single life. Here's my suggestion for that: Find yourself a slutty boozehound rebound chick. You need to go out with a girl that is so annoying and obnoxious that you would never in a million years seriously date her, but who is also a party-chick boozehound who loves to have sex at all hours in all places. Then spend your weekends (and your weekdays too) going out to shaddy bars and over-priced clubs, getting completely smashed with her (while CONSTANTLY hitting on other chicks and trying to score a threesome). Once the bars let out, go back to your place, bang until the sun comes up, then start all over the next day. Repeat this drug, alcohol and sex fueled bender for at least a month and you will be a new man and completely adjusted to single life again. I mean, that's just what I'd do though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whadupg Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by nyis4meatheads I bet X would back out of his own birthday if you tried to make him do something fun X, you seem to be having trouble adjusting to single life. Here's my suggestion for that: Find yourself a slutty boozehound rebound chick. You need to go out with a girl that is so annoying and obnoxious that you would never in a million years seriously date her, but who is also a party-chick boozehound who loves to have sex at all hours in all places. Then spend your weekends (and your weekdays too) going out to shaddy bars and over-priced clubs, getting completely smashed with her (while CONSTANTLY hitting on other chicks and trying to score a threesome). Once the bars let out, go back to your place, bang until the sun comes up, then start all over the next day. Repeat this drug, alcohol and sex fueled bender for at least a month and you will be a new man and completely adjusted to single life again. I mean, that's just what I'd do though... oh my good god you are disturbed :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prplhz Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by xlr8ted Hmmm. then there'd be a thread about selling me the ticket, and how you wished Buckman was going.. Not really, boy your being really harsh about me saying that. I wasn't talking about anyone on this board... Gee:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by nyis4meatheads I bet X would back out of his own birthday if you tried to make him do something fun X, you seem to be having trouble adjusting to single life. Here's my suggestion for that: Find yourself a slutty boozehound rebound chick. You need to go out with a girl that is so annoying and obnoxious that you would never in a million years seriously date her, but who is also a party-chick boozehound who loves to have sex at all hours in all places. Then spend your weekends (and your weekdays too) going out to shaddy bars and over-priced clubs, getting completely smashed with her (while CONSTANTLY hitting on other chicks and trying to score a threesome). Once the bars let out, go back to your place, bang until the sun comes up, then start all over the next day. Repeat this drug, alcohol and sex fueled bender for at least a month and you will be a new man and completely adjusted to single life again. I mean, that's just what I'd do though... Daniel-son, do not question me...show me "wheelbarrow girl home".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prplhz Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by nyis4meatheads I bet X would back out of his own birthday if you tried to make him do something fun X, you seem to be having trouble adjusting to single life. Here's my suggestion for that: Find yourself a slutty boozehound rebound chick. You need to go out with a girl that is so annoying and obnoxious that you would never in a million years seriously date her, but who is also a party-chick boozehound who loves to have sex at all hours in all places. Then spend your weekends (and your weekdays too) going out to shaddy bars and over-priced clubs, getting completely smashed with her (while CONSTANTLY hitting on other chicks and trying to score a threesome). Once the bars let out, go back to your place, bang until the sun comes up, then start all over the next day. Repeat this drug, alcohol and sex fueled bender for at least a month and you will be a new man and completely adjusted to single life again. I mean, that's just what I'd do though... Boy, you seem to have this down pat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deklabgirl Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by nyis4meatheads I bet X would back out of his own birthday if you tried to make him do something fun X, you seem to be having trouble adjusting to single life. Here's my suggestion for that: Find yourself a slutty boozehound rebound chick. You need to go out with a girl that is so annoying and obnoxious that you would never in a million years seriously date her, but who is also a party-chick boozehound who loves to have sex at all hours in all places. Then spend your weekends (and your weekdays too) going out to shaddy bars and over-priced clubs, getting completely smashed with her (while CONSTANTLY hitting on other chicks and trying to score a threesome). Once the bars let out, go back to your place, bang until the sun comes up, then start all over the next day. Repeat this drug, alcohol and sex fueled bender for at least a month and you will be a new man and completely adjusted to single life again. I mean, that's just what I'd do though... STOP IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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