HAZE Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 As I was sitting on the shitter thinking about what to eat,along came a midget and started licking my feet.Make sure you get all the cheese, lick between the toes.He said "Hey mister, do you have boogers in your nose?"I said sure, why do you ask?He said I wanna eat 'em and when your done, I'll lick your ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 the shma on the lizard goes to the bix on the janyousive never heard that before:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 have u ever smelled warm piss on a cool day while ur waiting for the sun to fall into texas??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 "Yarin, you are hot!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 "I'm in love with smokesum" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere666 Posted August 29 Author Report Share Posted August 29 "Next time please piss on the seat of the toilet" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 shhhhhhhhh i think i hear termites in ur pussy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 "sexybabyd is beautiful" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickyc98 Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 I find Jenna Jameson's outlook on the ecomonic downfall of Romania fascinating. She should run for president. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Yellow snow is the best thing I've ever tasted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 CLUB[PLANET IS FUN AND VERY INTERESTING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickyc98 Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 You haven't lived until you have gotten head from a rattlesnake, they can really deep throat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 fineones just put a microphone stand covered in shattered glass up his rectum.. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve8 Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 "Ooooh bigsteve, I need you inside me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve8 Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 "You know, I think sex is completely overrated . . . for me, it's all about boggle." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sex0nthebeach Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 "The Madonna, Britney, and Christina hookup was so gross" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sex0nthebeach Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 "I'll eat you out first and then I'll suck off the blisters around it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-luv Posted September 2 Report Share Posted September 2 "I really would LOVE to shove the leg of a table in my nani while singing christmas carols into a toy microphone, while the whole block watches and screams the words...WE LOVE OUR GRANDMOTHERS" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted September 2 Report Share Posted September 2 "Your semen tastes just like my dog's feces after it spent a week at the anal only dog clinic" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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