pixie360 Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 I am bored as all hell. Anyone know any good ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funks0ul Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 not the best joke, but whatever..Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, saying, "Johnny, this is where you came from." Johnny went to school the next day smiling, insisting that all his friends refer to him as "Lucky Johnny." "Why?" one asked. Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this close to being a turd." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 So this couple is lying in bed one Saturday morning. When the husband decides that he really wants to go hunting. He turns to his wife and says “honey, you want to go hunting with me, today?†The wife doesn’t want to go. So she says “No, honey, I don’t really feel like it today.†The old man says “Dang nabit woman, you never want to do anything I want to do, but you drag Me all over the damn place!! Alright, here’s what’s gonna happen. You’re either gonna go hunting with me, Take it in the ass, or suck my dick!!! I’m gonna go walk the dog, when I get back you better be ready to do one of those three things!!!!!†So the man gets dressed and takes the dog out for his morning walk. When he gets back, his wife is still lying in bed. The husband says “alright, so, what’s it gonna be? Hunting, ass, or my cock in your mouth?†the wife says “well, I don’t really want to go hunting, and I definitely don’t want to take it in the ass this early in the morning, so, I guess that I’ll suck your dick.†The man says “alright then†he drops drawers. His wife starts to go down on him when all of a sudden she stops. A look of pure disgust on her face, like she’s gonna puke, and says “OH MY GOD!!! YOUR DICK TASTES LIKE SHIT!!!!!!!!†her eyes are tearing, its horrible. Then the man says with a sheepish smile “well the dog didn’t want to go hunting either.†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pixie360 Posted September 4 Author Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by jroo So this couple is lying in bed one Saturday morning. When the husband decides that he really wants to go hunting. He turns to his wife and says “honey, you want to go hunting with me, today?†The wife doesn’t want to go. So she says “No, honey, I don’t really feel like it today.†The old man says “Dang nabit woman, you never want to do anything I want to do, but you drag Me all over the damn place!! Alright, here’s what’s gonna happen. You’re either gonna go hunting with me, Take it in the ass, or suck my dick!!! I’m gonna go walk the dog, when I get back you better be ready to do one of those three things!!!!!†So the man gets dressed and takes the dog out for his morning walk. When he gets back, his wife is still lying in bed. The husband says “alright, so, what’s it gonna be? Hunting, ass, or my cock in your mouth?†the wife says “well, I don’t really want to go hunting, and I definitely don’t want to take it in the ass this early in the morning, so, I guess that I’ll suck your dick.†The man says “alright then†he drops drawers. His wife starts to go down on him when all of a sudden she stops. A look of pure disgust on her face, like she’s gonna puke, and says “OH MY GOD!!! YOUR DICK TASTES LIKE SHIT!!!!!!!!†her eyes are tearing, its horrible. Then the man says with a sheepish smile “well the dog didn’t want to go hunting either.†ok that is gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by pixie360 ok that is gross The worst part is, that's his best joke. He posted that shit up a few months back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkyfreshdc Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 be careful what you ask for around here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pixie360 Posted September 4 Author Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by funkyfreshdc be careful what you ask for around here i will... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sauvee88 Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by shadygroovedc The worst part is, that's his best joke. He posted that shit up a few months back. Makes you wonder don't it? Remember this well people the next time jroo asks you to do anything.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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