funketeer Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Una señora entra en una comisaria y va a quejarse por un problema que habia tenido en la calle y dice: Señor Comisario, me llamo MAGDALENA y quiero quejarme porque no somos un PUEBLO LIBRE, esta mañana sali por mi VENTANILLA al BALCONCILLO de mi casa, donde un moreno con ojos de LINCE me dijo: MIRA-FLORES!!! y como yo tengo BELLA- VISTA, lo hice, pero mientras yo miraba las flores el abuso de mi. Ese tipo, que era CALLAO, saco una LIMA y quiso hacerme un SURCO, yo me puse a llorar a CHORRILLOS, pidiendole que no me ATE ni me mate y el desgraciado me dijo: Quiero que te COMAS LA PUNTA!!! por el SURQUILLO..." Yo grite ¡JESUS MARIA! y aunque quise rezarle a SAN MIGUEL, a SAN LUIS y a SAN ISIDRO no pude concentrarme en la oracion. Es asi que el SAN BORJA se quedo con LA VICTORIA y me dejo la CHACRA COLORADA. El comisario le dijo a la señora: Usted quiere que lo tenga CERCADO? A lo que la señora respondio: Esta usted idiota?!. Si me hizo un MONTE-RICOOOOOO...!!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laliux Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 oe!pon primera y arranca conchetumai! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMrs Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Funny thing is, I don't really get the story, but I do get the sexual connotations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brui Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 hijo pregunta - "papa por que me siguen las moscas? papa responde - " ...camina mierda!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laliux Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by brui hijo pregunta - "papa por que me siguen las moscas? papa responde - " ...camina mierda!" bueeeeeeena!te ganaste 50 kilos de arroz, 50 kilos de azucar y una refrigeradora Choldex!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vipnerd Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by laliux bueeeeeeena!te ganaste 50 kilos de arroz, 50 kilos de azucar y una refrigeradora Choldex!!! :blown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicho Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Cague de risa?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted September 5 Author Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by bicho Cague de risa?... cague de risa pé, no te hagas el sueco pé hueón! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicho Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by funketeer cague de risa pé, no te hagas el sueco pé hueón! Este está mejor: No es lo mismo las ruinas de machu pichu......a que venga un machu te meta un pichu y te deje en ruinas.Ta bueno!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo2 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Haha.....So I guess I'm not the only peruvian on this board....Callao for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxgrooveericxx Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by chaflas Haha.....So I guess I'm not the only peruvian on this board....Callao for life. :confused: You are?party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted September 6 Author Report Share Posted September 6 Originally posted by chaflas Haha.....So I guess I'm not the only peruvian on this board....Callao for life. vá pa' la peña!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxgrooveericxx Posted September 6 Report Share Posted September 6 Originally posted by funketeer vá pa' la peña!!! Ummm...okI'm cuban-american whatever....so what does that mean again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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