ghhhhhost Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 im on the F...this strange lookin dude is sitting next to me....at the lexington station this really really hot girl walks in..rockin prada glasses and the wall street journal (i <3 girls who read the journal)...so psycho ass next to me gets fidgety and gets up..so im thinkin he's gettin off at the next stop..he stands next to the door..and i notice he's grillin the shit out of the poor girl...so i start chuckling...psycho shoots me a glance...next station rolls around...and the girl moves from one seat to another...and psycho ass proceeds to sit next to her....i start laughing out loud..the next 3 stations..he keeps eyeing her..i mean like theyre literally 4 feet away from each other and he's burnin a hole thru the side of her head with his gaze...he then proceeds to speak to her....and he has this like mellow psycopath look to him when he speaks.....and the whole time the girl is NOT trying to make eye contact...lookin forward when the dude keeps talkin to her...at this point my station comes around and im almost hysterical from laughter...i walk out of the door nearest to psycho man and his victim....and the poor girl is clutchin the shit out of her bag....wow...i <3 NYC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Should have used the opportunity to pick her up!! Next to psycho staring guy, you would have been her savior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 you always see weird stuff on the train...wtf?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted September 8 Author Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by iamme Should have used the opportunity to pick her up!! Next to psycho staring guy, you would have been her savior i enjoy humor much more than pullin a chick...it was pure comedy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by iamme Should have used the opportunity to pick her up!! Next to psycho staring guy, you would have been her savior ...that's what i was thinking...you took the time to laugh, which was basically confrontational in its own right...why not tell him that staring is rude and either make points with her or let a schmuck know that he's acting like a schmuck... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted September 8 Author Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by solbeam you always see weird stuff on the train...wtf?? D BATTERIES LADIES N GENTLEMEN..D BATTERIES...I GOT DOUBLE A...AND D BATTERIES LADIES N GENTLEMEN..NEXT STOP 42ND STREET....THIS IS 42ND STREET..TRANSFER TO THE B,D,N,R,V TRAINS...PLEASE STAND CLEAR OF ALL CLOSING DOORS ...I GOT D BATTERIES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..ONLY ONE DOLLAR..D BATTERIES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 that man does not exist until I see him!!!!!!!!1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by ghhhhhost D BATTERIES LADIES N GENTLEMEN..D BATTERIES...I GOT DOUBLE A...AND D BATTERIES LADIES N GENTLEMEN..NEXT STOP 42ND STREET....THIS IS 42ND STREET..TRANSFER TO THE B,D,N,R,V TRAINS...PLEASE STAND CLEAR OF ALL CLOSING DOORS ...I GOT D BATTERIES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..ONLY ONE DOLLAR..D BATTERIES i have no legs...i have no legs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted September 8 Author Report Share Posted September 8 :laugh: he does so exist solbeam!! and he looks like JJ WALKER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 how about the fucker with no legs riding a skateboard with a dog chillin on it he cleans everyone out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by iamme how about the fucker with no legs riding a skateboard with a dog chillin on it he cleans everyone out i have no legs i have no legs..he has a cameo in KIDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by ghhhhhost im on the F...this strange lookin dude is sitting next to me....at the lexington station this really really hot girl walks in..rockin prada glasses and the wall street journal (i <3 girls who read the journal)...so psycho ass next to me gets fidgety and gets up..so im thinkin he's gettin off at the next stop..he stands next to the door..and i notice he's grillin the shit out of the poor girl...so i start chuckling...psycho shoots me a glance...next station rolls around...and the girl moves from one seat to another...and psycho ass proceeds to sit next to her....i start laughing out loud..the next 3 stations..he keeps eyeing her..i mean like theyre literally 4 feet away from each other and he's burnin a hole thru the side of her head with his gaze...he then proceeds to speak to her....and he has this like mellow psycopath look to him when he speaks.....and the whole time the girl is NOT trying to make eye contact...lookin forward when the dude keeps talkin to her...at this point my station comes around and im almost hysterical from laughter...i walk out of the door nearest to psycho man and his victim....and the poor girl is clutchin the shit out of her bag....wow...i <3 NYC why didnt you help her out??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted September 8 Author Report Share Posted September 8 i duno..i dont want her thinkin "OH GREAT NOW THIS PSYCHO IS HITTING ON ME TOO!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 lol i think youd be the lesser of two evils... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted September 8 Author Report Share Posted September 8 yeh i guess ur right...a woman who's hot and reads the journal doesnt come often Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 I'm surprised the chick didnt go to the next car or ditch the train for the next one.....she must of liked it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by solbeam that man does not exist until I see him!!!!!!!!1 he does exist ive seen him on the F train last sat:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 and he's not full pyscho yet if only he starts jerkin off like the man who jerked off on the train back from jersey when me-naughty-solbem came back from the shore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by smokesum i have no legs i have no legs..he has a cameo in KIDS :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by Reeni and he's not afully a pyscho yet if only he starts jerkin off like the man who jerked off on the train back from jersey when me-naughty-solbem came back from the shore Omg its gabo!!!Are you guys forgetting the bum at penn"Look me in the eyes.. LOOK me in my eyes!!..Now you see they made an s then a capital T then came an A (writing one in the air) followed by an r and then came you a sTAr........" BEST FUCKING PICK UP LINE.. He had me at a "LOOK" Why must we always encounter the weirdos!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 you forgot to include that he tried to hook us up with his brother that was thereguy-hey these pretty girls aint got no man come ova here and meet emus-um I think we have to catch our train (run into penn) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Shit I told him I had a manhe was trying to hook his baby brother up with one of the delish mochas.... not me! "give me a number, a key anything" Uncle tommy was gay and a firefighter..Best fucking weekend except for the dyke at tempts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted September 8 Author Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by Reeni he does exist ive seen him on the F train last sat:laugh: YOU SEEEEEE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Uncle Tommy:laugh: but that whole weekend was like that from penn all the way to the shore and back to the citycab driver-there goes a begal nope he's not a full begaloh there goes a nother begal nope he's not a begal for 20minutes he pointed out every dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by ghhhhhost YOU SEEEEEE!!! it was one thing for him to sell batteries then announcing the stops i couldnt help but to laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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