sex0nthebeach Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 A man and a woman are in an elevator. The man bumps into the woman by accident and says"If your heart was as soft as your breasts perhaps you would forgive me"and the Woman replies"If your dick was as hard as your elbow Im in room 203"So I went to room 203 and stayed there a couple of nights... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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