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Originally posted by sex0nthebeach

A man and a woman are in an elevator. The man bumps into the woman by accident and says

"If your heart was as soft as your breasts perhaps you would forgive me"

and the Woman replies

"If your dick was as hard as your elbow Im in room 203"

So I went to room 203 and stayed there a couple of nights...:D

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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