iamme Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 So, with my aunt, watching an interview by Conan with Uma Thurman about the Kill Bill, and how Tarentino takes "revenge" on people who sleep on the set....Conan: So what is Tarentino's weapon of choice to enact this "revenge"Uma: A huge Dildo(My thoughts): Sweet jesus dont ask me dont ask me dont ask meAunt: (turns to me) What's a dildo??Me: ..................................................I........dont know...................i immediately left the room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineones Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 :laugh: i once had my grandmother ask me what a dirty sanchez was WOW that was a tough one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted October 11 Author Report Share Posted October 11 Originally posted by fineonesi once had my grandmother ask me what a dirty sanchez was WOW that was a tough one<---------------------- Doesnt know what a dirty sanchez is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineones Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 its when ur fucking and u put ur finger in her ass ... get some shit ...haha...and whipe it under her nose...and hold on tight ...then proceed to laugh ur ass off at a shit moustach(sp?)theres a thread somewhere with all these things theres like 100 of them all stupid shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 Originally posted by iamme <---------------------- Doesnt know what a dirty sanchez is Here you go...check this outhttp://www.hardlined.com/images/humor/dddirtysanchez.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 www.urbandictionary.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 omg, my grandma has a dildo, she told me. she also got one for my cousin when she got divorced and had it shipped to her in NY from FL. shes funny as hell. my best friend got me a clit massager for my bday last year so i out did her and got her a vibrating duck bath toy HAHAHA, dildos are a normal thing these days, if you dont have one there is something wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 Originally posted by somebitch omg, my grandma has a dildo, she told me. she also got one for my cousin when she got divorced and had it shipped to her in NY from FL. shes funny as hell. my best friend got me a clit massager for my bday last year so i out did her and got her a vibrating duck bath toy HAHAHA, dildos are a normal thing these days, if you dont have one there is something wrong. i dont have one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 Originally posted by somebitch omg, my grandma has a dildo, she told me. she also got one for my cousin when she got divorced and had it shipped to her in NY from FL. shes funny as hell. my best friend got me a clit massager for my bday last year so i out did her and got her a vibrating duck bath toy HAHAHA, dildos are a normal thing these days, if you dont have one there is something wrong. your GRANDMA has a dildo??? and she told you about it??? WTF..I'm sorry but GOD FORBID my g'ma ever told me she had a dildo..I'd have to kill myself right there and than..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted October 15 Author Report Share Posted October 15 god if my grandma told me that shit i dont know what id do...i would never be able to look at her again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurolisa Posted October 16 Report Share Posted October 16 Originally posted by iamme So, with my aunt, watching an interview by Conan with Uma Thurman about the Kill Bill, and how Tarentino takes "revenge" on people who sleep on the set....Conan: So what is Tarentino's weapon of choice to enact this "revenge"Uma: A huge Dildo(My thoughts): Sweet jesus dont ask me dont ask me dont ask meAunt: (turns to me) What's a dildo??Me: ..................................................I........dont know...................i immediately left the room :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckord Posted October 16 Report Share Posted October 16 Originally posted by sexxyme your GRANDMA has a dildo??? and she told you about it??? WTF..I'm sorry but GOD FORBID my g'ma ever told me she had a dildo..I'd have to kill myself right there and than..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disk-ofreak Posted October 16 Report Share Posted October 16 there was atom green episode a while ago where he went to his grandmas house w/ his friend. his "friend" left a suitcase behind. they opened it up to see what was vibrating, ther were like 10 diffrent vibraters and didlos of all shapes n colors. him and grandma tried to fig what they were, " are they earings, back massagers or cooking utensils":laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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