SuGaRNSpIcE Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up." After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up.After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!" She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?":laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpyrate Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpyrate Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 My ears are cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted November 10 Author Report Share Posted November 10 get ear muffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 Take away his fucking hat and stop bitching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 Originally posted by sugarnspice69 get ear muffs hehehe... you said, "muff"... hehehehe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted November 11 Author Report Share Posted November 11 Originally posted by weyes hehehe... you said, "muff"... hehehehe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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