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GROUND FARCE 1 (full article)

Nov 23 2003

Queen's fury as Bush goons wreck garden

Exclusive By Terry O'Hanlon

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THE Queen is furious with President George W. Bush after his state visit caused thousands of pounds of damage to her gardens at Buckingham Palace.

Royal officials are now in touch with the Queen's insurers and Prime Minister Tony Blair to find out who will pick up the massive repair bill. Palace staff said they had never seen the Queen so angry as when she saw how her perfectly-mantained lawns had been churned up after being turned into helipads with three giant H landing markings for the Bush visit.

The rotors of the President's Marine Force One helicopter and two support Black Hawks damaged trees and shrubs that had survived since Queen Victoria's reign.

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Originally posted by vicman

next state visit to DC she'll bring her herd of cattle to the white house

Bush would probably want to eat 'em. I think the queen should just come to the white house and take a royal shit right on the elipse in front of the white house. That would about even the score. :)

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