verysexynaty Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 I was sent this email and thought everyone would be able to take some time out of their hectic schedules and read it.ENJOY!!! :laugh: Letter of Complaint I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I don't get paid overtime. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, the Penis Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following >reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering, and exiting, the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags. Sincerely, The Management :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 that was funny sexynaty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verysexynaty Posted December 4 Author Report Share Posted December 4 Originally posted by funketeer that was funny sexynaty I know. I'm in class right now and i was reading it and trying to keep a straight face... not a good combination!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 loved it Naty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verysexynaty Posted December 4 Author Report Share Posted December 4 I merely quote the truth!!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marick Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 hey nataile! whats going on girl? long time no talk what have you been up to? still in the same place or have you gotten your own place yet? i see you've gone back to school! good for you! what is your major? drop me an e-mail sometime, let me know how you're doing. my address (just in case you don't have it anymore) is marick_stawis@hotmail.comby the way, that post was great! funniest thing i've read in LONG time! and that picture under your name...cute you're still doing the modeling thing i see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 thanks for the email of that joke naty.. i printed it out and passed it out at work today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 Letter of complaint!!! :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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