sexxyme Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 Wish..NOT GRANTED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotherway83 Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 that is several months old...but still funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 "Josh never asked for much," his father confided. "He never complained about his illness, or made unrealistic demands. So when he requested fellatio from the star of Charlie's Angels and There’s Something About Mary we thought, sure, that’s the least we can do for him." ...With hopes diminishing by the day, Mr Morten placed similar standby requests with the agents representing Catherine Zeta Jones, Jennifer Lopez and Salma Hayek, but in each case the stars refused to co-operate.."Who do they think they are, these women!" railed Mr Morten. "They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you. What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?" :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 cameron diaz? he should have contacted stern, he would have gotten two experts(porn stars) to suck his dick at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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