nexusgroove Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 Originally posted by sgoinon Why is it that people say, "I'm going to take a shit" when you're actually leaving it. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........koky is so creative....shit = dump..... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm really wonder... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 Originally posted by shroomy lol .. clasic... but my nickname isn't meat :laugh: you are thinkin about porkys ... the guy in bachelor party was nick the dick :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 Kennedy - Lincoln Similarities Here's a little part of US history which makes you wonder... Coincidence?Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.Both were shot in the head.Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.Both were assassinated by Southerners.Both were succeeded by Southerners.Both successors were named Johnson.Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.John Wilkes Booth,was born in 1839.Lee Harvey Oswald,was born in 1939.Both assassins were known by their three names.Both names are comprised of fifteen lettersBooth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.Hmmm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo2 Posted January 18 Author Report Share Posted January 18 Originally posted by funketeer Kennedy - Lincoln Similarities Here's a little part of US history which makes you wonder... Coincidence?Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.Both were shot in the head.Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.Both were assassinated by Southerners.Both were succeeded by Southerners.Both successors were named Johnson.Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.John Wilkes Booth,was born in 1839.Lee Harvey Oswald,was born in 1939.Both assassins were known by their three names.Both names are comprised of fifteen lettersBooth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.Hmmm? Sounds like a mere coincidence to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 Originally posted by chaflas Sounds like a mere coincidence to me. Hmmmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo2 Posted January 18 Author Report Share Posted January 18 Also:Arsenio Hall had his own late-night talk show.Both Lincoln and Kennedy had their own late-night talk show.Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 Originally posted by chaflas Also:Arsenio Hall had his own late-night talk show.Both Lincoln and Kennedy had their own late-night talk show.Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... did they really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxgrooveericxx Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 Originally posted by erickamikaze If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? If a tree in a forest falls over, the noise it creates, is it still considered "noise" even tho nobody heard it? Hmmmm.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 When you you set your alarm by habit on a night when you don't have to wake up early the next day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 When your dog runs away the day before you were going to give it away ... When an apple looks good on the outside, but when you take a bite it's rotten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 Originally posted by sgoinon When you you set your alarm by habit on a night when you don't have to wake up early the next day oh i hate when that happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatfriek Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 why do you call it Apartments when they are not apart, and actually connected??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxgrooveericxx Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 Why is it when you wash your socks over time, you lose one, and then another and then another? Hmmmm..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo2 Posted January 21 Author Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by xxgrooveericxx Why is it when you wash your socks over time, you lose one, and then another and then another? Hmmmm..... Well, that really socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxgrooveericxx Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 How come people say "Holy shit" when it's just regular shit? If it was HOLY, they would like to keep it. Hmmmmm......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djcarlosf Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 george bush...hhmmmmmm.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossvegas Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by funketeer Kennedy - Lincoln Similarities Here's a little part of US history which makes you wonder... Coincidence?Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.Both were shot in the head.Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.Both were assassinated by Southerners.Both were succeeded by Southerners.Both successors were named Johnson.Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.John Wilkes Booth,was born in 1839.Lee Harvey Oswald,was born in 1939.Both assassins were known by their three names.Both names are comprised of fifteen lettersBooth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.Hmmm? You left one out....The night before Lincoln died, he was in Monroe, Maryland...The night before Kennedy died, he was in Marilyn, Monroe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lotto Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 JUMBO shrimp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo2 Posted January 22 Author Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by rossvegas You left one out....The night before Lincoln died, he was in Monroe, Maryland...The night before Kennedy died, he was in Marilyn, Monroe... :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 why people hang around when someone farts just to see if it really stinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 This is the funniest thread ever...I'm hurting on my side...how do you guys do it? This is too much!!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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