pod Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 In 2016, I am going to run for this office.What party? None, since the established parties stink. But if I had to pick an affiliation, I'd say libertarian, since it basically comes down to you have the right to fuck off as long as you don't fuck anyone else...and you have the right to fuck anyone up who fucks with you. Here is the basic points of my platform:1. 17% flat tax rate across the board. Wisely budgeted and spent, this allocation will be more than enough to finance the newly trimmed down government.2. Abolish or severely size down the IRS, FCC, DEA, FBI, and the INS.3. Adhere strictly to the United States Constitution, as well as the Bill of Rights. Yes, that means the Second Amendment too. If I am somehow deposed, I'd like to think the citizenry would make short work of the deposor. 4. Our military would become the most high-tech fighting force the world has ever known, and cost effective as well. No more foreign entanglements, let the other countries go hang, since they don't seem to need our help anymore. You fuck with us though, you're history as the worst fucking orbital bombardment you've ever seen rains down on your cities. No eye for an eye bullshit, you "accidentally" shoot down a fighter of mine, I'll "accidentally" destroy your country. 5. Foreign aid is drastically reduced. I'm not paying for Starvin' Marvin' to eat like a pig and then go dance in the streets of Mogadishu hanging my likeness in effigy. Fuck 'em, if they're so smart why is their country a backwater shithole?6. Drug laws? Who needs 'em? You wanna OD on the streets? Fine, be my fucking guest, but don't complain when you get picked up by the cops for being a public nusiance after shitting yourself on Biscayne Blvd during rush hour. Drug awarness and education is the key, not demonization. 7. Lobbyists? No thanks. Any laws need changing, let the people decide, not some tool of the corporations or special interest groups. 8. No special tax loopholes for corporations. I'm tired of Mr. Burns and his friends getting away with paying a dollar a year in taxes. 9. Enable a "presidential recall" If the people don't think I'm doing a good job, let them vote me out of office whenever they want. Sure, I'll think they're stupid, but that's their decision. I'll just move to an island somewhere. 10. Education doesn't need more money, what is needed is more effective teaching. Schools these days compete for funds, and blow it all on basketball jerseys and slut heels for the dance squad. The funding is fine, it just goes to the wrong damn things.I'm just gettin' started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxgrooveericxx Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 The looks on some of the people's faces was PRICELESS!!! Especially when Bush was talking about the war with Iraq....Pod, good luck! Sounds good, but if Bush wins again, this may be the last election we ever see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 That's why we have the right to keep and bear arms, Eric, to keep us free from tyranny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michelangel0 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 I was going to actually give a educated reply ..but after seeing such childish remarks its not worth my time/energy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Actually, I thought the serious remarks in here were quite well-thought out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by michelangel0 I was going to actually give a educated reply ..but after seeing such childish remarks its not worth my time/energy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luo072s Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by tranzwhore i love it.........sen. kennedy shakes his head like "whatever W"!!! :laugh: That sh*t was funny to watch:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 One thing about the state of the union... noone expects Janet Reno! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by funketeer :vomit3: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest saleen351 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 "A strong America must also value the institution of marriage. I believe we should respect individuals as we take a principled stand for one of the most fundamental, enduring institutions of our civilization. Congress has already taken a stand on this issue by passing the Defense of Marriage Act, signed in 1996 by President Clinton. That statute protects marriage under Federal law as the union of a man and a woman, and declares that one state may not redefine marriage for other states. Activist judges, however, have begun redefining marriage by court order, without regard for the will of the people and their elected representatives. On an issue of such great consequence, the people's voice must be heard. If judges insist on forcing their arbitrary will upon the people, the only alternative left to the people would be the constitutional process. Our nation must defend the sanctity of marriage. The outcome of this debate is important, and so is the way we conduct it. The same moral tradition that defines marriage also teaches that each individual has dignity and value in God's sight."bravooooooooo mr bush....Mass and their judges were wrong to try and over rule the will of the people. This one my fav part of the speech.. The second fav part was the permissiion slip comment... Overall, i liked it, though i'm not happy with the immigration reform act... And his drug stance is bs, it's exactly what regan tried, and it simply doesn't work.btw, i posted this as a second thread, the other thread really just shows you the type of educations you dade county and foreign born people have..Democracy has two ideals to it. 1. you can take part2. nothing is set in stone, it can always be changed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMrs Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by saleen351 Overall, i liked it, though i'm not happy with the immigration reform act... And his drug stance is bs, it's exactly what regan tried, and it simply doesn't work. Didn't you tell me yesterday that you and your family were half off the boat?I like this immigration act because I work for an Immigration Attorney and it would be GREAT for business. But it's all politics in the long run. It won't happen. It's election time . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by themrs But it's all politics in the long run. It won't happen. It's election time no te crea...he needs the Latin vote and his bro DID marry a immigrant... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest saleen351 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by themrs Didn't you tell me yesterday that you and your family were half off the boat?I like this immigration act because I work for an Immigration Attorney and it would be GREAT for business. But it's all politics in the long run. It won't happen. It's election time . my parents were born here (long branch nj, west orange nj), half my grandparents (all decesed now) were born in Italy and one in Ireland. They CAME HERE LEGALY!! Thats the difference. I'm with Mr O, on the this issue..The immigration act is wrong, it awards people who broke the law. We need to put the national guard on the border, to stop the drugs, people, terrorists etc... And on top of that, the height of immigration was due to a war, but now, these people want to come here, get a free ride, then return to their country with a boat load of cash, and that hurts america. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyman1966 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by mrmatas2277 he needs the Latin vote and his bro DID marry a immigrant... Rice, Beans & Parakeets for everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by guyman1966 Rice, Beans & Parakeets for everyone! she's Mexican...so it would be Bean Borritos for everyone...get ur Latin jokes right, Guyman... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fliptoniaaa Posted January 21 Author Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by michelangel0 I was going to actually give a educated reply ..but after seeing such childish remarks its not worth my time/energy. this post is very arrogant...so i will answer it the way it was given out...... being that none of us really know u...ur opinion wasnt or never has been important to us!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aside from that have a great day!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by fliptoniaaa being that none of us really know u...ur opinion wasnt or never has been important to us!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUCH.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by michelangel0 I was going to actually give a educated reply ..but after seeing such childish remarks its not worth my time/energy. educate this, bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fliptoniaaa Posted January 21 Author Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by mrmatas2277 OUCH.... well hes hatin for no reason...doesnt know any of us to generalize us all as childish!!!!!!!!!!!! so therefore he wanted to make the childish comment...we have to answer him like a child!!!!!!!!!! and i have lots of practice at it i got 2!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by fliptoniaaa well hes hatin for no reason...doesnt know any of us to generalize us all as childish!!!!!!!!!!!! so therefore he wanted to make the childish comment...we have to answer him like a child!!!!!!!!!! and i have lots of practice at it i got 2!!!!!!!!!!!!! WERD.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcodavalos Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by saleen351 "A strong America must also value the institution of marriage. I believe we should respect individuals as we take a principled stand for one of the most fundamental, enduring institutions of our civilization. Congress has already taken a stand on this issue by passing the Defense of Marriage Act, signed in 1996 by President Clinton. That statute protects marriage under Federal law as the union of a man and a woman, and declares that one state may not redefine marriage for other states. Activist judges, however, have begun redefining marriage by court order, without regard for the will of the people and their elected representatives. On an issue of such great consequence, the people's voice must be heard. If judges insist on forcing their arbitrary will upon the people, the only alternative left to the people would be the constitutional process. Our nation must defend the sanctity of marriage. The outcome of this debate is important, and so is the way we conduct it. The same moral tradition that defines marriage also teaches that each individual has dignity and value in God's sight."bravooooooooo mr bush....Mass and their judges were wrong to try and over rule the will of the people. This one my fav part of the speech.. The second fav part was the permissiion slip comment... Overall, i liked it, though i'm not happy with the immigration reform act... And his drug stance is bs, it's exactly what regan tried, and it simply doesn't work.btw, i posted this as a second thread, the other thread really just shows you the type of educations you dade county and foreign born people have..Democracy has two ideals to it. 1. you can take part2. nothing is set in stone, it can always be changed... :blah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 "I'm George W. bush and I'm here to tell you that my administration has created a union in a state of disarray!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djcarlosf Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 its funny how were ruled by a place thats not technically in the US..and by a guy whos a commie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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