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Originally posted by lovelate

Is it ever bad? OOPs, maybe thats another thread topic lol

Who else has had this happen?:D

You fucked a guy after speaking all of five sentences to him? I knew California chicks were easy, but I guess I didn't know to that great of an extent.

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Originally posted by ou812

You fucked a guy after speaking all of five sentences to him? I knew California chicks were easy, but I guess I didn't know to that great of an extent.

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that was the exact point I was trying to get at...this bitch don't waste no time.

Well knowing what type of girl you are Lovelate..I would probably use something along the lines of:

"Hi there! Do you want to see something really swell?"

or

"Do you like music? (yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home!"

and then if that didn't quite get you, I'd go with... "I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit"

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Originally posted by ou812

You fucked a guy after speaking all of five sentences to him? I knew California chicks were easy, but I guess I didn't know to that great of an extent.

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No. Dude here ...

Yeah she came on to me faster than ... $@!#$# ... and those fake tits :)

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Originally posted by lovelate

... you've ever had a stranger hit on you and ask you to go $#S! at it?

Had it happen recently at a LA hotspot.

Total effort - approximately 5 sentence conversation.

10 seconds. I walked up to the velvet rope of a club and asked if I could go in & the bouncer said, "Fuck me & ur in!"

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