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things you dont wanna hear your lover say..


bullseye

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1)

> :after you've been serious for over a year: <

" I'm pregnant and It's NOT yours "

2)

> :As she reaches for her strap-on: <

" Now it's my turn to Do YOU" :eek:

3) "When I was young, I used to be a cute little boy" :blown:

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