phuturephunk Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 ..Ok, so its time to break out that squeezable funbag of colonic hijinx and clean out the septic system...Question: I've recently been enlightened about the various merits of yogurt over normal warm water/saline mixtures. Many of those holistic berry eater types have said that the cleansing feeling is much more pronounced with yogurt as opposed to water and the bacteria that supposedly lives in your colon gets 'refreshed' by it..unlike water, which washes it away...My question to you is: Should I stay with the tried and true warm water route...or will I attain ultimate lower digestive enlightenment through a gallon of Dannon special Raspberry shot in the out hole?..Enquiring minds want to know........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 WATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 ...i think you heard it wrong mike - you need to insert about a tablespoon of yogurt into your vagina about once a month to help prevent yeast infections...by your most recent irritable nature, you may be dealing with one right now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 WTF is going on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted February 3 Author Report Share Posted February 3 Originally posted by phatman ...i think you heard it wrong mike - you need to insert about a tablespoon of yogurt into your vagina about once a month to help prevent yeast infections...by your most recent irritable nature, you may be dealing with one right now.... ...I heard Wal Mart is having a sale on cahones, 2 for a buck 99...you should check it out......punk...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 Originally posted by linabina WTF is going on what are you saying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 Originally posted by phuturephunk ...I heard Wal Mart is having a sale on cahones, 2 for a buck 99...you should check it out......punk...... ...i prefer to get my cahones at the Big K...it's mad ghetto so it ensures there'll be a "larger" selection to chose from...ps...tell the wife i said hello and she's overdue on making us some dinner.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted February 3 Author Report Share Posted February 3 Originally posted by linabina WTF is going on ..LikE OMG I wUz sItTinG iN mY oFFicE rEaDinG MaGaZIneZ aNd I ReAD oN a BriTnEy wEBsITe tHat HiGh ColOnics ArE liKe ToTaLLy kiLLeR!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted February 3 Author Report Share Posted February 3 Originally posted by phatman ...i prefer to get my cahones at the Big K...it's mad ghetto so it ensures there'll be a "larger" selection to chose from...ps...tell the wife i said hello and she's overdue on making us some dinner.... ...Will do, and yes its long overdue...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 Originally posted by phuturephunk ..LikE OMG I wUz sItTinG iN mY oFFicE rEaDinG MaGaZIneZ aNd I ReAD oN a BriTnEy wEBsITe tHat HiGh ColOnics ArE liKe ToTaLLy kiLLeR!... dude fuck off... btw- u still owe me a drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 Originally posted by lolahotass :laugh: i second that:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Originally posted by phatman ...i think you heard it wrong mike - you need to insert about a tablespoon of yogurt into your vagina about once a month to help prevent yeast infections...by your most recent irritable nature, you may be dealing with one right now.... actually, it's best not to insert any substance into one's vagina (no sex jokes, peeps) at all. douching is unhealthy, and i have no idea where you got this yogurt idea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted February 4 Author Report Share Posted February 4 Originally posted by weyes actually, it's best not to insert any substance into one's vagina (no sex jokes, peeps) at all. douching is unhealthy, and i have no idea where you got this yogurt idea... .....Yeeeeee fucking haaaaw!.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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